Hash Trash Run 840, Directions to Run 841

    We gathered in Hod HaSharon near Fartsmella's parent's home.  We ran through shiggy and climbed over pipes and ate strawberries freshlty poisoned from the fields.  After a rousing rendition of Joe Button the pack was off through the shady streets and dirt lots back to the circle.  After
the Hash an On On was enjoyed by all.

Down Downs

Hares:  Fartsmella and Crocsucker   
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Biston Creamed
Returnees:  Floater, Quickie, C3P0, R2D2
Misnamers" Floater, Longhorny, Deliverance
No Hash Kit:  Just Dror, Cum Too Soon
False Hold:  Fartsmella
Cougar:  Semen
Latecomers: Just Dror, Just Michal
Not Getting Lost:  Twin Peaks
Escorting:  PigWoman
Just Because:  Double Entry
50 Runs:  Fartsmella, Longhorny

Directions to Run 841 - A Hash in Portland Style - at 1600 on May 1

The hash will begin at the paved parking lot on the beach near the
marina in Ashkelon. for a map click here

Notes from the hare
"I don't have a grill to do an on-on after, but I recommend that everyone bring a little something and we'll do the best we can.   If anyone is willing to bring a grill, we can grill on the beach. Or, my apartment is only 100 meters away. It is a small place, but it has
a balcony, and running water, so pretty much everything a hasher needs. People can shower afterward at my place if they so desire."

Like hashers need running water or showers... those portland hashers must be pretty freaky!

Lost?  Call Itch My Rail
054.928.5979

Hare Roster

May 8th - Pig Woman
May 15th - Long Horny
May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember

On On

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 839, Directions to Run 840

The theme of the run was Booze Brothers Hash.  All the hashers were decked out in the new Booze Brothers t-shirts.  Jake (Cum Too Soon) and Elwood (Capt. Caveman) wearing their fedoras told the Hashers what to expect on the trail and the Hashers were off down stairs, over bridges where the runners were waiting for the walkers(?).  The runners began wingeing and fater a few phone calls the decision was made to sing the halfway song with out the walkers.  Capt. Caveman was not happy with this decision plus he was sick and moody anyway.  The down downs were held outside of Cum Too Soon's apartment building where a  couple of of Hell's Angels types named the Bastards joined us and and a rock and roll On On was held afterwards.

Unfortunately, the drunk RA has managed to lose the down down list for last week and would like to extend her apologies to all Hashers who are affected by this loss.  She will happily drink a beer as punishment at this weeks hash.  Here is what little she remembers:

DOWN DOWNS

Hares:  Cum Too Soon and Captain Caveman
FRB: Just Dror
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees:  Amboho, Ouzogasm
1/2 way song sung by walkers in the circle
Naming: Just Gene to Cum To Soon

 

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 840 - 4:00, Saturday, April 24

 

From North or South:

Get to route no. 4 and get off at Ra'anana South junction. Turn east towards Hod HaSharon.

Keep going until you see a turn right to Ramot HaShavim. Now drive till the end of that street, take a left and immediately another left.

There's a big parking area next to the local grocery store. Your hare will be near by.

On-on after the Hash:

There will be a convoy leaving the Hash to the crazy after-party at casa della Smella's parents. Hashers supply the meat and salads, host supplies a pool, a ping-pong table, music and plenty of movies. Bring your best bikinis and speedos.

Map:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=32.172706,34.890003&spn=0.058266,0.077162&z=14&msid=111483190101200669473.000484d4850fbfef87e2d

Fart Smella 0544888165

 

HARE ROSTER

 May 1st - Itch My Rail
May 8th - Pig Woman
May 15th - Long Horny
May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 838, Directions to Run 839

Run # 838
The Hashers circled up in Ramat Gan.  The weather was perfect and the Hashers were in a cheerful mood.  After waiting some time for Quickie to arrive and drive backwards through Twin Peaks neighborhood the Hashers were off.  The midway point was around a strange phallic structure and a hearty version of "Do Re Me" was sung.  Then the Hashers were off again.  The circle was called, down downs were drunk and the merry Hashers actually took care of a lot of business.

Down Downs:
Hares:  Twin Peaks and Deliverance
FRB:  Pig Woman
DFL:  Boston Creamed
Returnees:  Just Michal and Just Dror
New Doo:  Goldmember
Late and Driving Backwards: Quickie
Eavesdropping:  Longhorny
Racist:  Itch My Rail
Bad Directions (as always):  Capt. Caveman
Child Molester/Pedophile/Perv:  Just Jakes
Slacker:  Just Gene
New Shoes:  Amboho
Public displays of Affection:  Just Michal and Just Dror
Sitting on the Hash:  Deliverance

This is from Caveman and Just Gene for this week's Hash Run 839 - Be there April 17th at 4:00 pm

We're on a mission from God, we're the Booze Brothers and this Hash is gonna rock.

The Band is getting together, one night only, this Saturday April 17th after the Hash Run.

Bring your friends. Bring your dancing shoes. Bring your musical instruments for a jam session.

Bring your sunglasses. Bring your hat. Bring your white shirt and black suit...or buy an official HHH Booze Brothers shirt.

Bring your favorite Blues Brothers quotes, and bring meat and salads for after the run.

 

Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

 

Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

 

Reverend Cleophus James: Don't be lost when the time comes, for the day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night.

 

Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Matt Murphy: Say what?
Mrs. Murphy: They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Matt Murphy: What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy: And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers.

Directions for Run 839
Coming from Tel Aviv on Highway 2 (Namir),  take the Herzliya exit at the HaSira Interchange and stay in the right lane.  Take the right turn at the light after you pass the Pancake House and Paz Gas Station.  

Get in the left lane immediately to take the first left turn at the light onto Moshe Dayan Street (to the Police Station and Nordau Street).  Go around the first circle with the strange electrical utility pole art work 270 degrees to Shefayim Street. The Police Station will be on your left and take the second right on Ole HaGardom Street.  After 100 meters there is a dirt parking lot on the left side at the intersection with Givat Hatahmoshet Street.   Park anywhere.  The townhouse where Gene lives is on the right side of Ole HaGardom, opposite the parking lot at 11 Givat Hatahmoshet, No. 6.     

LOST CALL JUST GENE 0505486490

Giv'at HaTahmoshet 11, Herzliya, Israel
Link: <http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=herzliya+11+Givat+Hatahmoshet&sll=32.164678,34.815964&sspn=0.004032,0.00751&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Giv%27at+HaTahmoshet+11,+Herzliya,+Israel&ll=32.16555,34.815331&spn=0.008065,0.01502&z=16>

 

Hare Roster

 

24 Apr Fartsmella
May 1st - Itch My Rail
May 8th - Pig Woman
May 15th - Long Horny
May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 837, Directions to Run 838

Run 837

The Hash circled up in Nof Yam at 4:00  and the pack set off running an expertly set trail that led out to the fields behind Appollonia.  There was some confusion after a saboteur managed to rub out two large arrows that were to lead the the runners across a knee high grass and stickers, however the clever hares were able to deliver the lost children of Israel across the grassy expanse, much like Moses in the original Passover.  The pack went to Sharon Square where they met up with the walkers and sang "Sweet Low" much to the amusement of the beach-goers.
The clever hares were confused again and called an unnecessary On-In because of the fear of back tracking over their own trail. However, everyone arrived safely back to the circle for the down downs.

Hares:  Deliverance and Twin Peaks
FRB:  Itch My Rail
DFL:  Goldmember
Reliever: Wind Breaker
Shortcutting bastards:  FartSmella and Goldmember
Virgins:  Jakes and Stop Drop and Blow
Returnees:  Pig Woman, Deliverance and FartSmella
Mix Marriage:  FartSmella and Crocsucker
Pooper Scooper:  Just Gene
Hash Kit:  Stop Drop and Blow, Just Gene and Just Sarah
Taxi Driver:  In and Out

Directions for Run 838:  (4:00 on saturday) 

Coming from the North
Take the Ayalon Freeway SOUTH towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Stay to your RIGHT following the sign for RAMAT GAN and BIALIK Street. 
Cross over the bridge - this puts you on Bialik Street.
Go straight through 4 traffic lights -- at the 5th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARETT street. 
Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. 
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.
 
Coming from the South
Take the Ayalon Freeway NORTH towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Turn RIGHT at light on BIALIK Street. 
Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARETT street. 
Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. 
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.

For those of you with GPS - 27 Moshe Sharrett Street, Ramat Gan

Lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052 874 3662

 

Hare Roster - only the coolest hashers are hares!!! (you can be cool by sending a reply e-mail and volunteering)

 

17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr Fartsmella
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 836, Directions to Run 837

It was a live hare -- we gave him a five minute head start and never saw him again until the end.  It was 6.2k of a straight run.   It was more like a race.  The pack started gasping and whinging and made their own hold. Can we drink beer now?

 

Down Downs

 

Hare:  Wind Breaker
FRB:  Fluffer
DFL:  Long Horny and Boston Creamed
Virgins:  Viking, Tamar
Returnees:  Goldmember, In & Out, Boston Creamed and Wind Breaker
Short Cutting:  AmboHo
WIND BREAKER for crossing the trail, no holds and no mercy

 

 

Directions to Run 837

NOTE: THERE IS A NEW HASH TIME!!!!!!

 

This week's Hash will begin at 4:00, 1600 for the military folk, four hours after 1200.  not 4:05, not whenever I feel like showing up after 4, but a nice, crisp, 4:00,

 

4:00

 

The Hash will begin in Herzliya Pituach. 

Directions from Tel Aviv:

Take Highway 2 to the Herzliya/Kfar Shmaryahu exit.  Make a left at the light onto Keren HaYesod Street.  Continue down Keren HaYesod until you come to the second roundabout and make a right onto Wingate Street.  Continue down Wingate and make a right at Saahr HaYam Street.  make your next left onto Netiv Halamed Hey Street.  You will see a dirt field where your hare will be waiting for you. 

 

"Lost"  Call Deliverance at 054-300-5092.
 

Hare Roster - you too can be a hare, reply to this e-mail.

 

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr Fartsmella
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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