HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782

HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782 IT'S RAINING SE(a)MEN DONT FORGET THE RED DRESS RUN ON 4 APRIL We met in South Tel Aviv. A green car occupied the circle. Most of us were dressed in green ... and some of us were just feeling green from the night before. Quickie was dressed head to toe in green and we suspect that even his underwear was green. Goldmember ran with a green thong hanging out of her arse.  We (Wet Pussy excluded) checked it out and we ran through the quiet streets of Florentine.  A scooter occupied the half-way circle.  We sang More Beer around it. We continued running. A new green car now sat in the circle.  We drank beer. We had green down downs. We interrogated Etti for naming material. We were rewarded in abundance. Down-downs Non-Irish: Etti, Gil, Ramalamablingbong FRB: Goldmember (joined by the RA for misidentification) Thong: Goldmember Excessive enthusiasm: Quickie Birthday: Fart Smella Late Comer: Ragip New crib: Boston Creamed and Yonatan Gold Shower: Goldmember 25 Runs: Wet Pussy Laziness: Wet Pussy Interrogation: Etti Haifa Hash with 40 Pommy sailors! IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE TAKING THE TOUR OF THE BOAT EMAIL YOUR FULL - NON HASH - NAME TO mstoessiger@gmail.com ASAP.  This is required for the ports security services The sailors are setting the hash and the hash will have pit stops at bars during the run so bring some extra cash if you want to partake in these additional beers. The minibus is full but if you can get to Haifa come along as its going to be a memorable hash. The start point will be Haifa Port call Wet Pussy on Saturday to get exact location 054 907 2835 Plan for the day: Meet at 8:50 at Cinema City parking lot at the Gelilot Junction (Route 2 + Route 5 - heading North) Stop at Ein Hod for Coffee and Culture Arrive Haifa at 11:30 for boat tour 12:30 Head into Haifa for Lunch and free time - bring cash for lunch. 2:30 Assemble for Hash starting at 3pm. 5ish leave Haifa for trip to Tel Aviv back 6:30 - 7pm hopefully... The people confirmed for the minibus are: Caveman Goldmember Quickie Foreplay Quickies Daughters x2 Deliverance Mathew  Ethan Ragip Boston Creamed Diablo Swampy Goldmember Croc Sucker Fart Smella Penis Pan Wet Pussy Dyke Dot Cum If you are not on the list and think you should be let Wet Pussy know. PHOTO GALLERY St Paddy's Run now posted http://picasaweb.google.com/ holyland.hashers HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Diablo                             4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/09 Quikie                             5/30/09 Goldmember                  6/6/09 Ragib                              6/13/09 Shaila                             6/20/09 Etti                                  6/27/09 Virginia                          7/4/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 780 - DIRECTIONS TO ST PATRICKS DAY RUN 781

HASH TRASH 780 - DIRECTIONS TO ST PATRICKS DAY RUN 781 TWIN PEAKS REACHES 200 RUNS MINIVAN LEAVING TO HAIFA NEXT WEEK SCROLL DOWN-DOWN-DOWN... Run 780 We met at Sorek Creek forest. The skies were blue and the air filled with ATV-mufflers' smoke. We started running. The trail took us in some serious shiggy tracking and bushwalking. Blobs were occasionally lost in the wilderness. Penis Pan, to everyone's delight, demonstrated disregard to his shoes' condition. This was, however, due to the headphones he was wearing the entire run. We crossed Sorek Creek, and sang "Joe Button" at the halfway. We kept running. We (supposedly) caught a glimpse of another one of Captain Caveman's erections. It was big and firm-looking. The hares led us to a treaturous water-crossing. Crock Sucker was completely blinded by the possibility of FRBing, and left the trail altogether. We got to the circle. We had down-downs and congratulated Twin Peaks on her new open-gullet trainer. We smoked the forest with a teaming BBQ. We ate like pigs. We drank like dogs. We went home. Down downs Hares: Capt Caveman & Wet Pussy FRB: Penis Pan DFL: ?? SCB: Crock Sucker 200 Runs: Twin Peaks Bar Mitzvah: Twin Peaks, R2D2, CP30 Lost in space: Crock Sucker & Fart Smella Directions to Run 781 When: 3pm Sat, 21 Mar Where: South Tel Aviv, park car park on Elifelet Street. Directions:   If coming from the north along Ayalon, take the Kibbutz Galiyot exit to the left heading West along Kibbutz Galiyot. After 2 kms, turn left onto Elifelet. Cross one set of traffic lights (over Salamay) and turn into the huge (free) car park on the left.  If coming from central Tel Aviv, come south along Kaufman, turn right at the traffic lights on to Goldman towards the Jaffa clock tower, turn left at the round-about in Jaffa onto Salamay, cross over Jerusalem Boulevard, turn left at the third set of traffic lights on to Elifelet. The car park is just a couple more hundred meters on the left.  Hashers must wear something green or Irish. Lost? Call 0544888165 Run #782 - Haifa The run will be held in Haifa, and the Holyland Hash will be joined by the all-powerful British Navy. All this beer and brawn will happen on 28 March, 2009. The minivan is already booked to take the Hash to Haifa - and there is no need to pay extra (although if random bills of money were to be handed to your humble Scribe, it would not object). However - there is a limited seat number on the van (20 seats), so please RSVP with Wet Pussy as soon as possible - reserve yourself a seat! PHOTO GALLERY New photos being constantly added .... http://picasaweb.google.com/ holyland.hashers Are you a reformed hasher and want this nonsense to stop being emailed to you? Reply to the hash scribe to be removed from mail out list. (and shame on you!) On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 779 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 780

HASH TRASH 779 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 780 TEL AVIV INVADED BY UNRULY MOB OF DARTH VADERS MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE ANNOUNCEMENT We met in Tel Aviv. We wondered if we were in the same country as last week. We were sweating before we even started running. We doned Darth Vader masks. Running with no vision was difficult. We ran through the university and around the streets. Long Horny checked it out and never returned.  We sang Father Abraham at the half-way. We continued running. Penis Pan got concerned about who fed the fish. We ran back to the circle. The beer was delicious and refreshing. We had down-downs. Down downs Hares: Wet Pussy and Virginia FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Penis Pan Excessive grooming: Penis Pan Lame Patch: Border Bitch Blonde alarm: Twin Peaks Cell phone abuse: Fatty Tatty, Wet Pussy, Twin Peaks No medal: Semen 25 runs: Fart Smella Doggy do: Diablo Directions to Run 780 When: 3pm Sat, 14 March Where: Rishon Lezion Directions: From Tel Aviv Route 4 South to Gan Rave exit (Route 42).  Stay in left lane and head towards Rehovot. At Ein Hakore intersection turn RIGHT towards Palmahim (Route 4311). Continue WEST for about 6 kms. until the brown sign turning left into the picnic area. Turn LEFT. Lost or want to co-hare 052-2445644 BBQ after the run. Bring meats, salads. grills, coals, plates, ect.   The hare would appreciate if some one would volunteer to co-hare. Please respond. Mis-management committee business The HHHH mismanagement committee wishes to thank all the Hashers that participated in the voting for the new committee. Results will be announced after next Saturday's run. If you don't show, you may have been erected! PHOTO GALLERY New photos being constantly added .... http://picasaweb.google.com/holyland.hashers On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash 778 - Di-Erections to Run 779

HASH TRASH 778 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 779 Red Dress Run - New Date - 4 April 2009 NEWLY APPOINTED MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE TAKING CHARGE The hares became slightly disoritentated during setting and made it back to the circle on the dot of three. Capt Caveman told some very un-PC (and arguably un-funny) jokes. We started running. It started raining. But we kept running. And Capt Caveman kept up with his jokes. Desperate Housewife did a chicken dance for us. Blingbong almost lost his ding dong to a bollard in his path. We sang Hash Family at the half way. Penis Pan paid more attention to his shoes than to the circle. We continued running. Blobs became scarce. We ran some more. And then some more still. And then people started wondering if this was still Givatayim. The answer to that question is unknown to this day. But still we kept running. We eventually found the circle just as the heavens really opened. We had very boisterous down downs, hashers were punished and beer was consumed. We waited for a pause in the downpour. We went home.   Down-downs   Hares: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Deliverance Honesty: Shaila & Virginia Virgins: Cant Fuckin Copulate & Mike Returnees: Captain Caveman & Goldmember Lost in hash space: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker Pissoff: Goldmember Cleanliness: Penis Pan Chicken dance: Desperate Housewife Misnaming: Semen Stand in RA: Diablo Directions to Run 779 When: 3pm Sat, 7 March Where: Tel Aviv Directions: The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Is the car park near Desperate Housewife and Border Bitch's apartment. Lost? Call your hare on 0549072835 HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Captain Caveman          3/14/09 Fart Smella                     3/21/09 Long Horny                     3/28/09 Diablo                             4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/09 Quikie                             5/30/09 Goldmember                  6/6/09 Ragib                              6/13/09 Shaila                             6/20/09 Etti                                  6/27/09 Virginia                          7/4/09 MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com