19 March, 2009

HASH TRASH 780 - DIRECTIONS TO ST PATRICKS DAY RUN 781

HASH TRASH 780 - DIRECTIONS TO ST PATRICKS DAY RUN 781
TWIN PEAKS REACHES 200 RUNS
MINIVAN LEAVING TO HAIFA NEXT WEEK
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Run 780

We met at Sorek Creek forest. The skies were blue and the air filled with ATV-mufflers' smoke. We started running. The trail took us in some serious shiggy tracking and bushwalking. Blobs were occasionally lost in the wilderness. Penis Pan, to everyone's delight, demonstrated disregard to his shoes' condition. This was, however, due to the headphones he was wearing the entire run. We crossed Sorek Creek, and sang "Joe Button" at the halfway. We kept running. We (supposedly) caught a glimpse of another one of Captain Caveman's erections. It was big and firm-looking. The hares led us to a treaturous water-crossing. Crock Sucker was completely blinded by the possibility of FRBing, and left the trail altogether. We got to the circle. We had down-downs and congratulated Twin Peaks on her new open-gullet trainer. We smoked the forest with a teaming BBQ. We ate like pigs. We drank like dogs. We went home.


Down downs


Hares: Capt Caveman & Wet Pussy
FRB: Penis Pan
DFL: ??
SCB: Crock Sucker
200 Runs: Twin Peaks
Bar Mitzvah: Twin Peaks, R2D2, CP30
Lost in space: Crock Sucker & Fart Smella


Directions to Run 781

When: 3pm Sat, 21 Mar
Where: South Tel Aviv, park car park on Elifelet Street.
Directions:   If coming from the north along Ayalon, take the Kibbutz Galiyot exit to the left heading West along Kibbutz Galiyot. After 2 kms, turn left onto Elifelet. Cross one set of traffic lights (over Salamay) and turn into the huge (free) car park on the left. 
If coming from central Tel Aviv, come south along Kaufman, turn right at the traffic lights on to Goldman towards the Jaffa clock tower, turn left at the round-about in Jaffa onto Salamay, cross over Jerusalem Boulevard, turn left at the third set of traffic lights on to Elifelet. The car park is just a couple more hundred meters on the left. 

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Run #782 - Haifa

The run will be held in Haifa, and the Holyland Hash will be joined by the all-powerful British Navy. All this beer and brawn will happen on 28 March, 2009. The minivan is already booked to take the Hash to Haifa - and there is no need to pay extra (although if random bills of money were to be handed to your humble Scribe, it would not object).
However - there is a limited seat number on the van (20 seats), so please RSVP with Wet Pussy as soon as possible - reserve yourself a seat!


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