19 February, 2009

HASH TRASH 775 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 776 (and bunch of other stuff)

HASH TRASH 775 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 776
MARDI GRAS PARTY - 20 Feb
HIGHLY ANTICIPATED PHOTO GALLERY FINALLY LAUNCHED!!!!
QUIZ NIGHT - 27 FEB

We met at the port. It was bedlam.  Every man and his dog was there.  Wet Pussy and Dyke.Cum strutted their goods in g-strings.  We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. We admired an outrageous patriotic ball gown. We waited for the walkers at the half-way. Dyke.Cum had no shame and even went into a packed restaurant to ask to use the toilet in a hot red thong. We sang 'All You Need is Love' around the flour love heart masterpiece.  We continued running (a lot longer this time).  We found the circle (which we then moved). We drank beer and had down downs. Pregnant Pause committed the usual circle theatrics. We went home for another week.

Down downs

Hares: Boston Creamed & Yonathon
FRB: Dyke.Cum
DFL: Virginia
Can't wait for beer: Penis Pan
Ballsy: Dyke.Cum & Wet Pussy
Miscalculation of 1/2 way: Boston Creamed
Is that sexy? Quickie
Cleavage: Magda
Pissanators: Deliverance, Dyke.Cum, Crock Sucker, Pregnant Pause, Fatty Tatty
Whinger: Pregnant Pause

Di-Erections to Run 776

When: 21 Feb, 3 pm
Where: Hadar Yosef stadium, Tel Aviv
Directions: Take the Ayalon north or south to Rokah and exit to head east.(away from the sea). Drive under the train track bridge and take right at first lights.(~1km from exit)
Enter 2nd car park on the right at Hadar Yosef Stadium.(~700m from intersection)

Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end

Lost? Call your hare on 0574206844

NEW PHOTO GALLERY LAUNCH

In her bored and unemployed state, the hash scribe took a unilateral executive decision to create a new photo gallery with more space and more user friendly than the old Flickr.

Please please please give me more photos - especially from you old timers who may have some going back a couple of years.

Check it out .... http://picasaweb.google.com/holyland.hashers

Enjoy!!!

MARDI GRAS PARTY

Linda and David Motley are throwing a Mardi Gras party. The scribe has it on good authority that they throw wild parties so let out that drag queen in you and bedazzle yourself in beads.

When: 20 Feb from 8 pm
Where: 5 Hezzikahu Hemelech

Lost? 054 905 1341

Bring a plate or bottle of something

RED DRESS (28 Feb)

Don't forget to start getting those frocks ready ...

If you didn't order a shirt but don't want to miss out, contact Border Bitch, who may have extras available in your size.

QUIZ NITE
 
The next quiz night will be on Friday, Feb. 27th at 7:30 pm.  Semen and Wind Breaker will be our hosts.  They live at the Sea and Sun building between Tel Aviv and Herzliya off of Highway 2.  
 
The street address is Herzl Rosenbloom #10, Apt. 407.  Park in the pay lot in front of the building or on the street.  Go to the far right entrance and ring the bell and tell the guard you are visiting Semen (or her alias 'Hildy Korev').  He will grant you entrance.  At the second bell - dial 407 and Semen will buzz you in.  Sounds complicated, it's not... 
 
Please remember to RSVP to techelt@yahoo.com.  Bring some snacks and booze to share.  See you there.  Deliverance  054-300-5092.

SONG BOREDOM

The hash scribe is suffering from lack of diversity in our song repertoire and has taken it upon herself to give you all homework. So, you all have to memorise one new song. Go to Pregnant Pause's list which is at ...

http://holylandhhh.blogspot.com/2006/09/pregnant-pauses-favorite-hash-songs.html

HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run)
Wet Pussy                       3/7/09
Captain Caveman          3/14/09
Fart Smella                     3/21/09
Long Horny                     3/28/09
Goldmember                  4/4/09
Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09



On-on!
Hash Scribe

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