11 February, 2009

HASH TRASH 774 - DI-ERECTIONS TO LOVE RUN 775

HASH TRASH 774 - DIRECTIONS TO LOVE RUN 775

As if bring us to Jerusalem didn't get us lost enough in the first place, the hare then laid a trail with a creative variety of signs that could only be understood by her.  Penis Pan demonstrated finely tuned orienteering skills and checked out the trail from the direction we had just arrived. We were lulled into a false sense of security during the first half believing that the hare had laid no false trails - whilst in the second half there seemed to be nothing but false trails leading to mass confusion. After all that uncalled for hill training, ravenous hashers delightedly scoffed down left over birthday cake brought by Semen. The RV got somewhat tongue tied during the circle creating new hash names such as Crock Smella and Fart Sucker. He paid the price.

Down downs

FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Penis Pan
Virgins: Magda
Returnees: Fart Smella (joined by the RA)
Cat meow: Crock Sucker (joined by the RA)
RA abuse: Fart Smella
Nice watch: Dyke.Cum
Dumb and dumber: Penis Pan
Beer drinker: Etti

Directions Racey Lacy Run 775

When: Valentines Day, 3 pm
Where: Tel Aviv
Di-Erections: Hash will start near the footbridge at the  "Reading" parking lot adjacent to the old Tel Aviv port located on HaTa'arucha / Sderot Rokach (Rokach Boulevard). It's Valentine's Day so wear something sexy.

Map attached.

Lost? Call your hare, Boston Creamed, on 054 215 2653

UP AND CUMMING RED DRESS RUN

Start getting those frocks ready folks and if you ordered a shirt and haven't paid yet (you know who you are), do it this weekend!

The Seven Ages of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Desperate Housewife    2/21/09
Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run)
Wet Pussy                       3/7/09
Captain Caveman          3/14/09
Fart Smella                     3/21/09
Long Horny                     3/28/09
Goldmember                  4/4/09
Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09



On-on!
Hash Scribe

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