26 February, 2009

HASH TRASH 776 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 778

HASH TRASH 776 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 778
RED DRESS RUN POSTPONED
QUIZ NITE - 27 FEB

Rugged up hashers met at the stadium. We checked it out. The hare was creative with a much loved hashing area.  We sang More Beer.  But there was sadly no beer. We continued running. The sky looked ominous. We ran faster. But the heavens didn't break. We found the circle.  We drank beer.  We had (huge) down downs.  We discussed Long Horny's choice of footwear and explained the rule once again. We marinated his beer through his sock. He drank out of his shoe. He sprayed beer on us. We got cold. We went home.

Down-downs

Hare:
Desperate Housewife
FRB:
Fart Smella
DFL: Virginia
Too yellow: Long Horny
Virgin: There was a virgin
Licenced to deal: Desperate Housewife
Where's the beer: Crock Sucker
Smokers: Twin Peaks & Deliverance
Clean fetish: Penis Pan
Granny treats: Twin Peaks

There were plenty more but the scribe was absent minded and lost the list.

Directions to Run 778*

When:
3 pm on Sat, 28 Feb
Where:
Givatayim
Directions:
From Herzilyia and North - Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.  Straight through 10 traffic lights.  Just pass the Paz Gas Station on the left at the ELEVENTH traffic lightTURN LEFT on to KOURAZIN STREET. Parking lot up 200 meters on left.
 
From Kfar Saba - Take Route 4 South. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.  Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh  (LEFT LANE).  Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.  Straight through THREE traffic lights.  At FOURTH traffic light make a RIGHT TURN on to KOURAZIN STREET.  Parking lot up 200 meters on left.

Lost? Call your hare, Twin Peaks, on 0528743662

*The scribe hasn't forgotten how to count and you weren't that drunk that a run was deleted from your recollection

Red Dress Run has been delayed

Due to shit house weather conditions and lack of interest in a wet tshirt competition, the Red Dress Run has been postponed until further notice.

QUIZ NITE
 
The next quiz night will be on Friday, Feb. 27th at 7:30 pm.  Semen and Wind Breaker will be our hosts.  They live at the Sea and Sun building between Tel Aviv and Herzliya off of Highway 2.  
 
The street address is Herzl Rosenbloom #10, Apt. 407.  Park in the pay lot in front of the building or on the street.  Go to the far right entrance and ring the bell and tell the guard you are visiting Semen (or her alias 'Hildy Korev').  He will grant you entrance.  At the second bell - dial 407 and Semen will buzz you in.  Sounds complicated, it's not... 
 
Please remember to RSVP to techelt@yahoo.com.  Bring some snacks and booze to share.  See you there.  Deliverance  054-300-5092.

Photo gallery

Please give Crock Sucker more for uploading.

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HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Wet Pussy                       3/7/09
Captain Caveman          3/14/09
Fart Smella                     3/21/09
Long Horny                     3/28/09
Goldmember                  4/4/09
Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09




On-on!
Hash Scribe

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