05 March, 2009

Hash Trash 778 - Di-Erections to Run 779

HASH TRASH 778 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 779
Red Dress Run - New Date - 4 April 2009
NEWLY APPOINTED MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE TAKING CHARGE

The hares became slightly disoritentated during setting and made it back to the circle on the dot of three. Capt Caveman told some very un-PC (and arguably un-funny) jokes. We started running. It started raining. But we kept running. And Capt Caveman kept up with his jokes. Desperate Housewife did a chicken dance for us. Blingbong almost lost his ding dong to a bollard in his path. We sang Hash Family at the half way. Penis Pan paid more attention to his shoes than to the circle. We continued running. Blobs became scarce. We ran some more. And then some more still. And then people started wondering if this was still Givatayim. The answer to that question is unknown to this day. But still we kept running. We eventually found the circle just as the heavens really opened. We had very boisterous down downs, hashers were punished and beer was consumed. We waited for a pause in the downpour. We went home.
 
Down-downs
 
Hares: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Deliverance
Honesty: Shaila & Virginia
Virgins: Cant Fuckin Copulate & Mike
Returnees: Captain Caveman & Goldmember
Lost in hash space: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker
Pissoff: Goldmember
Cleanliness: Penis Pan
Chicken dance: Desperate Housewife
Misnaming: Semen
Stand in RA: Diablo

Directions to Run 779

When: 3pm Sat, 7 March
Where: Tel Aviv
Directions: The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Is the car park near Desperate Housewife and Border Bitch's apartment.

Lost? Call your hare on 0549072835


HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Captain Caveman          3/14/09
Fart Smella                     3/21/09
Long Horny                     3/28/09
Diablo                             4/4/09
Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/09

Quikie                             5/30/09

Goldmember                  6/6/09

Ragib                              6/13/09

Shaila                             6/20/09

Etti                                  6/27/09

Virginia                          7/4/09


MULTIMEDIA CORNER

Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
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On-on!
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