Hash Trash 778 - Di-Erections to Run 779

HASH TRASH 778 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 779 Red Dress Run - New Date - 4 April 2009 NEWLY APPOINTED MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE TAKING CHARGE The hares became slightly disoritentated during setting and made it back to the circle on the dot of three. Capt Caveman told some very un-PC (and arguably un-funny) jokes. We started running. It started raining. But we kept running. And Capt Caveman kept up with his jokes. Desperate Housewife did a chicken dance for us. Blingbong almost lost his ding dong to a bollard in his path. We sang Hash Family at the half way. Penis Pan paid more attention to his shoes than to the circle. We continued running. Blobs became scarce. We ran some more. And then some more still. And then people started wondering if this was still Givatayim. The answer to that question is unknown to this day. But still we kept running. We eventually found the circle just as the heavens really opened. We had very boisterous down downs, hashers were punished and beer was consumed. We waited for a pause in the downpour. We went home.   Down-downs   Hares: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Deliverance Honesty: Shaila & Virginia Virgins: Cant Fuckin Copulate & Mike Returnees: Captain Caveman & Goldmember Lost in hash space: Twin Peaks & Crock Sucker Pissoff: Goldmember Cleanliness: Penis Pan Chicken dance: Desperate Housewife Misnaming: Semen Stand in RA: Diablo Directions to Run 779 When: 3pm Sat, 7 March Where: Tel Aviv Directions: The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Is the car park near Desperate Housewife and Border Bitch's apartment. Lost? Call your hare on 0549072835 HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Captain Caveman          3/14/09 Fart Smella                     3/21/09 Long Horny                     3/28/09 Diablo                             4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/09 Quikie                             5/30/09 Goldmember                  6/6/09 Ragib                              6/13/09 Shaila                             6/20/09 Etti                                  6/27/09 Virginia                          7/4/09 MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com