HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782

HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782 IT'S RAINING SE(a)MEN DONT FORGET THE RED DRESS RUN ON 4 APRIL We met in South Tel Aviv. A green car occupied the circle. Most of us were dressed in green ... and some of us were just feeling green from the night before. Quickie was dressed head to toe in green and we suspect that even his underwear was green. Goldmember ran with a green thong hanging out of her arse.  We (Wet Pussy excluded) checked it out and we ran through the quiet streets of Florentine.  A scooter occupied the half-way circle.  We sang More Beer around it. We continued running. A new green car now sat in the circle.  We drank beer. We had green down downs. We interrogated Etti for naming material. We were rewarded in abundance. Down-downs Non-Irish: Etti, Gil, Ramalamablingbong FRB: Goldmember (joined by the RA for misidentification) Thong: Goldmember Excessive enthusiasm: Quickie Birthday: Fart Smella Late Comer: Ragip New crib: Boston Creamed and Yonatan Gold Shower: Goldmember 25 Runs: Wet Pussy Laziness: Wet Pussy Interrogation: Etti Haifa Hash with 40 Pommy sailors! IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE TAKING THE TOUR OF THE BOAT EMAIL YOUR FULL - NON HASH - NAME TO mstoessiger@gmail.com ASAP.  This is required for the ports security services The sailors are setting the hash and the hash will have pit stops at bars during the run so bring some extra cash if you want to partake in these additional beers. The minibus is full but if you can get to Haifa come along as its going to be a memorable hash. The start point will be Haifa Port call Wet Pussy on Saturday to get exact location 054 907 2835 Plan for the day: Meet at 8:50 at Cinema City parking lot at the Gelilot Junction (Route 2 + Route 5 - heading North) Stop at Ein Hod for Coffee and Culture Arrive Haifa at 11:30 for boat tour 12:30 Head into Haifa for Lunch and free time - bring cash for lunch. 2:30 Assemble for Hash starting at 3pm. 5ish leave Haifa for trip to Tel Aviv back 6:30 - 7pm hopefully... The people confirmed for the minibus are: Caveman Goldmember Quickie Foreplay Quickies Daughters x2 Deliverance Mathew  Ethan Ragip Boston Creamed Diablo Swampy Goldmember Croc Sucker Fart Smella Penis Pan Wet Pussy Dyke Dot Cum If you are not on the list and think you should be let Wet Pussy know. PHOTO GALLERY St Paddy's Run now posted http://picasaweb.google.com/ holyland.hashers HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Diablo                             4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/09 Quikie                             5/30/09 Goldmember                  6/6/09 Ragib                              6/13/09 Shaila                             6/20/09 Etti                                  6/27/09 Virginia                          7/4/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com