26 March, 2009

HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782

HASH TRASH 781 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 782
IT'S RAINING SE
(a)MEN
DONT FORGET THE RED DRESS RUN ON 4 APRIL

We met in South Tel Aviv. A green car occupied the circle. Most of us were dressed in green ... and some of us were just feeling green from the night before. Quickie was dressed head to toe in green and we suspect that even his underwear was green. Goldmember ran with a green thong hanging out of her arse.  We (Wet Pussy excluded) checked it out and we ran through the quiet streets of Florentine.  A scooter occupied the half-way circle.  We sang More Beer around it. We continued running. A new green car now sat in the circle.  We drank beer. We had green down downs. We interrogated Etti for naming material. We were rewarded in abundance.

Down-downs


Non-Irish: Etti, Gil, Ramalamablingbong
FRB: Goldmember (joined by the RA for misidentification)
Thong: Goldmember
Excessive enthusiasm: Quickie
Birthday: Fart Smella
Late Comer: Ragip
New crib: Boston Creamed and Yonatan
Gold Shower: Goldmember
25 Runs: Wet Pussy
Laziness: Wet Pussy
Interrogation: Etti

Haifa Hash with 40 Pommy sailors!

IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE TAKING THE TOUR OF THE BOAT EMAIL YOUR FULL - NON HASH - NAME TO mstoessiger@gmail.com ASAP.  This is required for the ports security services

The sailors are setting the hash and the hash will have pit stops at bars during the run so bring some extra cash if you want to partake in these additional beers.

The minibus is full but if you can get to Haifa come along as its going to be a memorable hash.

The start point will be Haifa Port call Wet Pussy on Saturday to get exact location 054 907 2835

Plan for the day:

  • Meet at 8:50 at Cinema City parking lot at the Gelilot Junction (Route 2 + Route 5 - heading North)
  • Stop at Ein Hod for Coffee and Culture
  • Arrive Haifa at 11:30 for boat tour
  • 12:30 Head into Haifa for Lunch and free time - bring cash for lunch.
  • 2:30 Assemble for Hash starting at 3pm.
  • 5ish leave Haifa for trip to Tel Aviv back 6:30 - 7pm hopefully...

The people confirmed for the minibus are:

Caveman
Goldmember
Quickie
Foreplay
Quickies Daughters x2
Deliverance
Mathew 
Ethan
Ragip
Boston Creamed
Diablo
Swampy
Goldmember
Croc Sucker
Fart Smella
Penis Pan
Wet Pussy
Dyke Dot Cum

If you are not on the list and think you should be let Wet Pussy know.

PHOTO GALLERY

St Paddy's Run now posted

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HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Diablo                             4/4/09
Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/09

Quikie                             5/30/09

Goldmember                  6/6/09

Ragib                              6/13/09

Shaila                             6/20/09

Etti                                  6/27/09

Virginia                          7/4/09

On-on!
Hash Scribe

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