HASH TRASH 776 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 778

HASH TRASH 776 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 778 RED DRESS RUN POSTPONED QUIZ NITE - 27 FEB Rugged up hashers met at the stadium. We checked it out. The hare was creative with a much loved hashing area.  We sang More Beer.  But there was sadly no beer. We continued running. The sky looked ominous. We ran faster. But the heavens didn't break. We found the circle.  We drank beer.  We had (huge) down downs.  We discussed Long Horny's choice of footwear and explained the rule once again. We marinated his beer through his sock. He drank out of his shoe. He sprayed beer on us. We got cold. We went home. Down-downs Hare: Desperate Housewife FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Virginia Too yellow: Long Horny Virgin: There was a virgin Licenced to deal: Desperate Housewife Where's the beer: Crock Sucker Smokers: Twin Peaks & Deliverance Clean fetish: Penis Pan Granny treats: Twin Peaks There were plenty more but the scribe was absent minded and lost the list. Directions to Run 778* When: 3 pm on Sat, 28 Feb Where: Givatayim Directions: From Herzilyia and North - Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.  Straight through 10 traffic lights.  Just pass the Paz Gas Station on the left at the ELEVENTH traffic lightTURN LEFT on to KOURAZIN STREET. Parking lot up 200 meters on left.   From Kfar Saba - Take Route 4 South. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.  Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh  (LEFT LANE).  Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.  Straight through THREE traffic lights.  At FOURTH traffic light make a RIGHT TURN on to KOURAZIN STREET.  Parking lot up 200 meters on left. Lost? Call your hare, Twin Peaks, on 0528743662 *The scribe hasn't forgotten how to count and you weren't that drunk that a run was deleted from your recollection Red Dress Run has been delayed Due to shit house weather conditions and lack of interest in a wet tshirt competition, the Red Dress Run has been postponed until further notice. QUIZ NITE   The next quiz night will be on Friday, Feb. 27th at 7:30 pm.  Semen and Wind Breaker will be our hosts.  They live at the Sea and Sun building between Tel Aviv and Herzliya off of Highway 2.     The street address is Herzl Rosenbloom #10, Apt. 407.  Park in the pay lot in front of the building or on the street.  Go to the far right entrance and ring the bell and tell the guard you are visiting Semen (or her alias 'Hildy Korev').  He will grant you entrance.  At the second bell - dial 407 and Semen will buzz you in.  Sounds complicated, it's not...    Please remember to RSVP to techelt@yahoo.com.  Bring some snacks and booze to share.  See you there.  Deliverance  054-300-5092. Photo gallery Please give Crock Sucker more for uploading. http://picasaweb.google.com/holyland.hashers HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Wet Pussy                       3/7/09 Captain Caveman          3/14/09 Fart Smella                     3/21/09 Long Horny                     3/28/09 Goldmember                  4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 775 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 776 (and bunch of other stuff)

HASH TRASH 775 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 776 MARDI GRAS PARTY - 20 Feb HIGHLY ANTICIPATED PHOTO GALLERY FINALLY LAUNCHED!!!! QUIZ NIGHT - 27 FEB We met at the port. It was bedlam.  Every man and his dog was there.  Wet Pussy and Dyke.Cum strutted their goods in g-strings.  We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. We admired an outrageous patriotic ball gown. We waited for the walkers at the half-way. Dyke.Cum had no shame and even went into a packed restaurant to ask to use the toilet in a hot red thong. We sang 'All You Need is Love' around the flour love heart masterpiece.  We continued running (a lot longer this time).  We found the circle (which we then moved). We drank beer and had down downs. Pregnant Pause committed the usual circle theatrics. We went home for another week. Down downs Hares: Boston Creamed & Yonathon FRB: Dyke.Cum DFL: Virginia Can't wait for beer: Penis Pan Ballsy: Dyke.Cum & Wet Pussy Miscalculation of 1/2 way: Boston Creamed Is that sexy? Quickie Cleavage: Magda Pissanators: Deliverance, Dyke.Cum, Crock Sucker, Pregnant Pause, Fatty Tatty Whinger: Pregnant Pause Di-Erections to Run 776 When: 21 Feb, 3 pm Where: Hadar Yosef stadium, Tel Aviv Directions: Take the Ayalon north or south to Rokah and exit to head east.(away from the sea). Drive under the train track bridge and take right at first lights.(~1km from exit) Enter 2nd car park on the right at Hadar Yosef Stadium.(~700m from intersection) Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end Lost? Call your hare on 0574206844 NEW PHOTO GALLERY LAUNCH In her bored and unemployed state, the hash scribe took a unilateral executive decision to create a new photo gallery with more space and more user friendly than the old Flickr. Please please please give me more photos - especially from you old timers who may have some going back a couple of years. Check it out .... http://picasaweb.google.com/holyland.hashers Enjoy!!! MARDI GRAS PARTY Linda and David Motley are throwing a Mardi Gras party. The scribe has it on good authority that they throw wild parties so let out that drag queen in you and bedazzle yourself in beads. When: 20 Feb from 8 pm Where: 5 Hezzikahu Hemelech Lost? 054 905 1341 Bring a plate or bottle of something RED DRESS (28 Feb) Don't forget to start getting those frocks ready ... If you didn't order a shirt but don't want to miss out, contact Border Bitch, who may have extras available in your size. QUIZ NITE   The next quiz night will be on Friday, Feb. 27th at 7:30 pm.  Semen and Wind Breaker will be our hosts.  They live at the Sea and Sun building between Tel Aviv and Herzliya off of Highway 2.     The street address is Herzl Rosenbloom #10, Apt. 407.  Park in the pay lot in front of the building or on the street.  Go to the far right entrance and ring the bell and tell the guard you are visiting Semen (or her alias 'Hildy Korev').  He will grant you entrance.  At the second bell - dial 407 and Semen will buzz you in.  Sounds complicated, it's not...    Please remember to RSVP to techelt@yahoo.com.  Bring some snacks and booze to share.  See you there.  Deliverance  054-300-5092. SONG BOREDOM The hash scribe is suffering from lack of diversity in our song repertoire and has taken it upon herself to give you all homework. So, you all have to memorise one new song. Go to Pregnant Pause's list which is at ... http://holylandhhh.blogspot.com/2006/09/pregnant-pauses-favorite-hash-songs.html HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run) Wet Pussy                       3/7/09 Captain Caveman          3/14/09 Fart Smella                     3/21/09 Long Horny                     3/28/09 Goldmember                  4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 774 - DI-ERECTIONS TO LOVE RUN 775

HASH TRASH 774 - DIRECTIONS TO LOVE RUN 775 As if bring us to Jerusalem didn't get us lost enough in the first place, the hare then laid a trail with a creative variety of signs that could only be understood by her.  Penis Pan demonstrated finely tuned orienteering skills and checked out the trail from the direction we had just arrived. We were lulled into a false sense of security during the first half believing that the hare had laid no false trails - whilst in the second half there seemed to be nothing but false trails leading to mass confusion. After all that uncalled for hill training, ravenous hashers delightedly scoffed down left over birthday cake brought by Semen. The RV got somewhat tongue tied during the circle creating new hash names such as Crock Smella and Fart Sucker. He paid the price. Down downs FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Penis Pan Virgins: Magda Returnees: Fart Smella (joined by the RA) Cat meow: Crock Sucker (joined by the RA) RA abuse: Fart Smella Nice watch: Dyke.Cum Dumb and dumber: Penis Pan Beer drinker: Etti Directions Racey Lacy Run 775 When: Valentines Day, 3 pm Where: Tel Aviv Di-Erections: Hash will start near the footbridge at the  "Reading" parking lot adjacent to the old Tel Aviv port located on HaTa'arucha / Sderot Rokach (Rokach Boulevard). It's Valentine's Day so wear something sexy. Map attached. Lost? Call your hare, Boston Creamed, on 054 215 2653 UP AND CUMMING RED DRESS RUN Start getting those frocks ready folks and if you ordered a shirt and haven't paid yet (you know who you are), do it this weekend! The Seven Ages of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F**k You.' The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And . Last ... But not least .... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self. HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Desperate Housewife    2/21/09 Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run) Wet Pussy                       3/7/09 Captain Caveman          3/14/09 Fart Smella                     3/21/09 Long Horny                     3/28/09 Goldmember                  4/4/09 Border Bitch                   4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                    4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09 Penis Pan                       5/23/ 09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

FW: Thirsty Knights Hash Run - Feb 12

 
Thirsty Knights HHH will run this THURSDAY, 12 FEBRUARY:
 
Location:  Ramat Aviv Gimmel
 
Time:  20:00
 
Directions:  From Tel Aviv, take Rt 2 (Namir Road) north, turn right at KKL.  Take first Left on Ben Yosef St.  Go straight, through roundabout and continue straight.  As road is about to end there is a small parking lot on left. Look for hare there.
 
Hare:  Sir Diablo  050 561 2123

Election day run and Hash meeting

Dear Hashers For those who are interested, there will be (non-hash) run on election day followed by breakfast (at a venue to be decided) and hash discussions. When: Election day, 10 Feb at 7 am Where: TA Port carpark Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash 773 - Directions to Run 774

HASH TRASH 773 – DIRECTIONS RUN 774  HHHH is going to JERUSALEM FART SMELLA DESTINED TO FOREVER RUN BEHIND LONG LOST BROTHER, WIND BREAKER Down Downs Hares:  Wind Breaker, Semen FRB:  Deliverance DFL:  Penis Pan Virgins: Oren Returnees: Long Horny, Quickie, Foreplay, Ragip, Or Pissoffs: Goldmember Car abuse: Fatty Tatty, Penis Pan   DIRECTIONS  TO RUN 774 When: 7 Feb, 3 pm Where: Jerusalem Hares: Pregnant Pause Directions: The hash will leave from the hare's apt. building at 2 Yitshak Shami St in Nayot. Nayot is near the Botanical Garden, the Israel Museum and the Hebrew University at Givat Ram in west Jerusalem. Take the 1 from Tel Aviv. If you come in on Begin, you can turn left on Bezealel Bezak or on Harav Herzog, then turn left on Zalman Shneour, turn right on Davidson and then Left on Shami. Davidson is directly across from a SuperPharm. See the link to the map <http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=jerusalem&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=29.634084,53.876953&ie=UTF8&ll=31.768803,35.204122&spn=0.007334,0.013154&z=16>.   Pizza after Shabbat ends!!!   Lost? Call your hare on 054-906-8503.   RED DRESS RUN SHIRTS   For those hashers who ordered red dress shirts, please cough up the money to Hash Cash this weekend if possible. The shirts are 32 NIS each and will be arriving soon!   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Boston Creamed              2/14/09 Desperate Housewife       2/21/09 Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run) Wet Pussy                      3/7/09 Captain Caveman            3/14/09 Border Bitch                   3/21/09 Long Horny                    3/28/09 Goldmember                   4/4/09 Fart Smella                     4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                     4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                      5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong        5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                     5/16/09 Penis Pan                      5/23/09   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com