27 March, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 726 - Directions RUN 727

BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...
QUIZ NIGHT THIS FRIDAY...
HARE RAISER ROSTER RUNS OUT...
DIABLO RUNS JERUSALEM HALF-MARATHON IN 01.48.41
 
Run 726 - Purim Run!
 
It was extraordinarily hot, given the season.* We met in north Tel Aviv. We wore costumes. We ran and ran. We did the Hokey Pokey.* Some elected to walk after the halfway point. We ran over the bridge to the place where the British crossed the mighty Yarkon River to vanquish the Turks in 1919. We ran some more. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We voted on whether Goldmember was costumed as a belly-dancing cat or cow.*** It got somewhat darker and slightly cooler. We went home.
 
* It always rains on Purim, yet every year people say "Gosh, it NEVER rains on Purim".
** US version.
*** CATtle?
 
Down-downs - Run 726
Hare - Boston Creamed
FRB - Outrigger
DFL - Captain Caveman
Virgins/Returnees - Ellen, Tammy
Half & Half - Semen, Twin Peaks
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Best Costumes - Goldmember (cat-cow), Twin Peaks (sherrif or cow-poke)
Colorful hats - Diablo, Dr. Do-little, Outrigger
Called Semen by her real name - Boston Creamed
War Paint and Baggy Ass Pants - Boston Creamed, Captain Caveman
Proud Mom (C3P0 and R2D2 did the Kfar Sava 10k) - Twin Peaks
Sitting on the Check - Diablo
Directions to RUN 727
Date - March 29, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Ramat Gan Stadium
Hare - Twin Peaks
 
We're meeting in Ramat Gan at the National Stadium parking lot. It's at the far end of the Ayalon Shopping Mall parking lot. 
 
From Herzliya: Take Namir Road or Ayalon Highway to HaHalacha exit (Rabbi Goren St./Bialik St.) and head towards Ramat Gan (over the bridge and away from Tel Aviv). Continue on Bialik till Abba Hillel St. (also called Abba Hillel Silver). LEFT onto Abba Hillel and follow it for quite some time. You will see the Ramat Gan Stadium looming up on your left, and the Ayalon Mall beyond that. Turn LEFT into the parking lot service road, LEFT again to wind around the stadium and keep looking RIGHT for your Hare.
 
Lost? Check out the attached map.
Still lost? Call Twin Peaks - 0 5 2 8 7 4 3 6 6 2
 
Emap site
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER - WE HAVE NONE
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
This space reserved for the Hare Raiser (Dr. Do-little, where are you?)
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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19 March, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 724 - Directions RUN 725

THIS WEEK... PURIM COSTUME RUN...
QUIZ NIGHT IS NEXT FRIDAY...
HASHSPACE LAUNCHES AND WE'RE INVITED...
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 725 - Paintballers Ate My Blobs
It was sunny. Huge Packer returned to our ranks. Our Hare, Deliverance, and co-hare Semen*, took us to untamed parts of Ramat Aviv Gimel. Blame for the disappearing-reappearing trail was placed alternately on paintballers and vigilant neighbors. We climbed up a big dirt mound with the aid of a handy rope. We sang "Dough, the stuff that buys me beer / Ray, the guy who pours me beer", etc. etc.. A refreshing change. We tried to run as much as possible -- Caveman sacrificed himself on the Dead Fucking Wrong altar -- but soon we were back having Down-downs, which was't bad neither. It got cooler. We went home.
*Yes, Humble Scribe got it wrong. She's called Semen because it's such a pretty name.
 
Down-downs - Run 725
Hares - Deliverance, aided by Semen
FRB - Outrigger
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Dr. Do-little
DFR (but on purpose to lengthen the run) - Captain Caveman
Losing the trail to imaginary paintballers - Deliverance, Semen
Returnee - Huge Packer
 
Directions to Run 726
Place: Tel Aviv, Kochav HaTzafon neighborhood (where we started last year's Purim run).
Date - March 22, 2008
Time - 3:00pm
Hare - Boston Creamed, who writes:
 
Dear all, This is a Purim run, so come in costume.
If you want to know more about Purim:
http://snipurl.com/2241y
 
Directions from Herzliya
Take Route 2 south towards Tel Aviv.
Turn RIGHT onto Shai Agnon St.
Turn LEFT onto Levi Eshkol St.
You Hare will be standing at the corner of Eshkol and Meir Yaari St.
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653 or 052 330 2004
 
 
QUIZ NIGHT NEXT WEEK! YAY!
The next quiz night will be hosted by Yacob Kirschen and Sali Arieli at their home.  I will try to start the quiz by 8:15, latest, so please be prompt.  Don't forget to bring your own food and drinks.   Please RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.
Sali and Yaacov's home has two addresses.  They are both for the same house, however, depending on the parking situation, you may need directions to both.
 
2 Keren HaYessod (parking at the Forum, walk across Keren HaYessod to the house).
From  Tel Aviv: Take coastal highway (Highway 2)  turn left into Herzliya Pituach at the Kfar Schmaryahu exit.  Go down to the roundabout and turn 180 degrees (heading back to Hoghway 2).  Make a right on Shalva and a left on Basel.  Make a left on David HaMelech and continue to the end where there is a small parking lot.

1 Marganit  Turn into Herzliya Pituach at the Kfar Shmaryahu exit.  Go down Keren HaYessod.  (Do not turn right into Marganit Street as this does not lead you to Sali and Yacob's house).  Continue to the first roundabout and make a right onto Hanessi Street.  Make a right onto HaLivne Street, then a right onto HaPoel Street and continue to the end of the street and turn left onto Marganit St. and park.
 
A MISSIVE FROM ASSMINT
AssMint, who Hashed with us a few times on her last visit to Israel, has sent the following invite: "Come join me on HashSpace - an invite-only social network dedicated to hashers!
Shalom!  Check this out (if you haven't already).  Growing hash network.  Hope all's well in the Holy Land.  May be back later this year. On, on - Minty"
Click here to join: http://www.hashspace.com/?xgi=46btZdn
 
IF THE SHOE FITS...
Good story about running shoes in the Washington Post
http://snipurl.com/2240l
 
WHATEVER WILL YOU WEAR?
The British Embassy Charity Spring Ball
Saturday 29th March 2008
David Inter-Continental Hotel, Tel Aviv
Cocktail Reception at 19:30 hrs
Tickets priced at 350 NIS
Evening includes: Dinner, Dancing & Raffle with spectacular prizes
including: Flights, Hotel Stays, and Electrical Items.
Raffle tickets can be purchased on the night.
Telephone 0544 873 868
Dress Code: Black tie/Evening dress
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER -TRULY DOWN TO THE WIRE...
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
March
March 29 - Twin Peaks - 727
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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13 March, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 724 - Directions RUN 725

Run 724 - Seaman Gets Stained
 
It was windy and hazy. We met in a parking lot near Tel Baruch. There were some condoms there. We ran. There were condoms and more condoms. Condoms fluttered in the breeze, as did the dried out wet wipes dotting the dunes. Twin Peaks yelled at C3PO and R2D2 not to touch ANYTHING. We navigated between the latex remains, eventually reaching the halfway point where we sang the theme song to Gilligan's Island.* We ran the second half in more civilized areas but ended up again in Condominia.** We had Down-downs. We held the naming of Hildy, breaking in her spanky new Hash T-shirt with stuff that wasn't half as disgusting as what was lying around on the ground.***  She will henceforth be known as "Seaman" because she likes boats.****
 
* Thus presaging the arrest of Dawn Wells a few days later. Let the poor woman alone! Free Mary Ann!
** Condomania?
*** Three guesses as to what that was.
**** Other suggestions on the nautical theme: Baggy Wrinkle, Junk, Bore In the Teeth and Gunk Hole. But ships weren't uppermost in our minds at that moment.
 
Down-downs - Run 724
Hare - Hildy (aka: Seaman) aided by Diablo
FRB - Captain Caveman
DFL - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Virgin - Evan
SCB - Evan, Outrigger
Megiddo Ultra - Captain Caveman, Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Sitting on a Check - Outrigger
Farewell and F**ck-off - Russian Bride
Naming - Seaman
 
Directions to RUN 725
Date - March 15, 2008
Time - 3:00pm
Place - Ramat Aviv Gimel
Hare - Deliverance, who writes:
 
"Dear Hashers, This week's hash will be at Ramat Aviv Gimmel.
From Herzliya:  Take the coastal road (2) towards Tel Aviv.  Make a left at Keren Kayemet Lisrael Street (KKL).  This is the first entrance to Ramat Aviv.  Make your next left onto Recanti Street.  Drive straight until you see the giant bluehive sculpture in the middle of the rotary.  Make a left at the circle.  Make your next right at Hakim Street.  The parking lot will be on your left. 

From Tel Aviv:  Take to coastal road towards Herzliya.  Make a right onto Keren Kayemet Lisrael Street (KKL).  Make your next left onto Recanti Street.  Drive straight until you see the giant bluehive sculpture in the middle of the rotary.  Make a left at the circle.  Make your next right at Hakim Street.  The parking lot will be on your left.
Any questions, call Deliverance at 0 5 4-3 0 0-5 0 9 2 
 
Emap site
 
NEWLY & TRULY UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR MARCH
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
March
March 22 - Boston Creamed - 726
March 29 - Twin Peaks - 727
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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05 March, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 723 - Directions RUN 724

Run 723 - Starts where?
It was nice. We gathered -- finally -- in an area loosely defined as "opposite the Arena Mall". Bullshit arrived, shod in new shoes, but none as new as Goldmember's. We ran merrily amongst the dunes and garbage, headed into Herzliya Pituach proper, then down towards the beach, up the cliff and into a beer stop/halfway point. Deliverance met us for the beer. We ran a bit more. We had Down-downs. We drank beer from our spanky new beer stand with a "Carlsberg" sign, courtesy of Captain Caveman.* It got chilly. We went home.
 
* and Russian Bride is going to figure out some lighting for it.
 
Down-downs - Run 723
Hare - Outrigger
FRB - Goldmember
DFL - Diablo
SCB - Dr. Do-little, Russian Bride
Driving The 2nd Half - Captain Caveman
New Shoes - Goldmember
Returnee - Bullshit
Used an bottle opener on a pop-top - Dr. D.
Kfar Sava 10k - Boston Creamed, Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Hildy, Twin Peaks
Tardy - Deliverance (out riding 80k on her bike, again)
Clusterfuck Of A Starting Point - Outrigger
Smoking in front of Swampy - Bullshit, Twin Peaks
 
Directions to RUN 724
Date - March 8, 2008
Time - 3:00pm
Place - Tel Baruch
Hare - Hildy, who writes:
 
"The start is on an unnamed road - so here is how you get there:
 
Coming from Herzliya on Rt 2 towards Tel-Aviv, pass the new overpass, stay in far right hand lane. After light take sharp right towards the beach. The old Country Club will be on your right. At the first intersection turn left - you are now parallel to the beach. Pass Na'aman Towers (the colorful building on the left)  and turn Left into the Educational Complex (light). Turn left again into the first parking lot. It's a school for disabled children. The starting point is there.
 
Coming from Tel-Aviv on Rt 2, turn left at the intersection of Tel-Baruch beach. Continue to end, and bear right with the road. Pass the gas station, and the military base on the left, and turn right into the Educational Complex. Take immediate left into parking lot.
 
Coming from Rt 5 - go thru Gelilot Junction, stay on the far right hand lane, turn immediately left after the intersection and follow the instructions from up top.
 
Lost? Call 054-440-6313
Emap site
 
NEWLY & TRULY UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR MARCH
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
March
March 9 - Hildy (with Diablo) - 724
March 15 - Deliverance - 725
March 22 - Boston Creamed - 726
March 29 - Twin Peaks - 727
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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