13 March, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 724 - Directions RUN 725

Run 724 - Seaman Gets Stained
 
It was windy and hazy. We met in a parking lot near Tel Baruch. There were some condoms there. We ran. There were condoms and more condoms. Condoms fluttered in the breeze, as did the dried out wet wipes dotting the dunes. Twin Peaks yelled at C3PO and R2D2 not to touch ANYTHING. We navigated between the latex remains, eventually reaching the halfway point where we sang the theme song to Gilligan's Island.* We ran the second half in more civilized areas but ended up again in Condominia.** We had Down-downs. We held the naming of Hildy, breaking in her spanky new Hash T-shirt with stuff that wasn't half as disgusting as what was lying around on the ground.***  She will henceforth be known as "Seaman" because she likes boats.****
 
* Thus presaging the arrest of Dawn Wells a few days later. Let the poor woman alone! Free Mary Ann!
** Condomania?
*** Three guesses as to what that was.
**** Other suggestions on the nautical theme: Baggy Wrinkle, Junk, Bore In the Teeth and Gunk Hole. But ships weren't uppermost in our minds at that moment.
 
Down-downs - Run 724
Hare - Hildy (aka: Seaman) aided by Diablo
FRB - Captain Caveman
DFL - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Virgin - Evan
SCB - Evan, Outrigger
Megiddo Ultra - Captain Caveman, Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Sitting on a Check - Outrigger
Farewell and F**ck-off - Russian Bride
Naming - Seaman
 
Directions to RUN 725
Date - March 15, 2008
Time - 3:00pm
Place - Ramat Aviv Gimel
Hare - Deliverance, who writes:
 
"Dear Hashers, This week's hash will be at Ramat Aviv Gimmel.
From Herzliya:  Take the coastal road (2) towards Tel Aviv.  Make a left at Keren Kayemet Lisrael Street (KKL).  This is the first entrance to Ramat Aviv.  Make your next left onto Recanti Street.  Drive straight until you see the giant bluehive sculpture in the middle of the rotary.  Make a left at the circle.  Make your next right at Hakim Street.  The parking lot will be on your left. 

From Tel Aviv:  Take to coastal road towards Herzliya.  Make a right onto Keren Kayemet Lisrael Street (KKL).  Make your next left onto Recanti Street.  Drive straight until you see the giant bluehive sculpture in the middle of the rotary.  Make a left at the circle.  Make your next right at Hakim Street.  The parking lot will be on your left.
Any questions, call Deliverance at 0 5 4-3 0 0-5 0 9 2 
 
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NEWLY & TRULY UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR MARCH
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
March
March 22 - Boston Creamed - 726
March 29 - Twin Peaks - 727
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
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Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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Hash Scribe

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posted by Hash Scribe at 4:12 PM