25 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1046, Directions to Run #1047

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1046th Hash:
"It being Passover, the Hash was set covertly -- marked by off-limits flour -- by Gonadfather (ably assisted by Boston Creamed).
It was long, there were no holds with checks only and in a word, "shitty".
Down-downs and the On-After were almost completely Kosher for Passover -- when will they start making K4P beer*?"

(There are probably more, but I don't care for the next year or so)

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1046:
Hares: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
FRB: Pig Woman
No Bling This Week??: Pig Woman
DFL: Crock Sucker
Reliever: Gonadfather
S(h)itters: Cummunion, Capt. Caveman, Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Crock Sucker
Hare Smokesperson: Magically Delicious
Latecummer: Cummunion
Returnees: Magically Delicious, Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Gonadfather
Child/Dog Abuse: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Pig Woman
Misnamers: Pig Woman, Magically Delicious, Fart Smella
Sexting (x3!!): Magically Delicious
Drinking 'cos There's Leftover Beer: Cummunion, Boston Creamed

Directions to Run 1047:

Meeting time: Saturday Apr 26th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman @ 052-2445644


Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 12:13 PM

19 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1045, Directions to Run #1046

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.

Hare's view of the 1045th Hash:
"The Hashers gathered once again in Kfar-Saba, city of lights, loots and ladyboys.
Turnout was not too bad for an out-of-TLV Hash, with surprise appearances from the diaper-covered Spit or Swallow and dust-covered Dr. Do-Little.
Hare Fart Smella led the hounds to the halfway, where most were disappointed to be left without beer, but still happy to humiliate themselves singing "Monday is a Wanking Day" in front of dropping jaws all around.
The second half saw the pack running next to parks, through slip-n-slides and (almost) in front of car hoods, until miraculously arriving at the circle. Ale was poured, endless down-downs were gulped, shirts, hair and shoes were soaked until all were drunk enough to drive back home."


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1045:
Hares: Fart Smella and Crock Sucker
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Dudley do Lube
Virgin: Just Ido
Misnaming: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Dudley do Lube
Returnees: Dudley do Lube, Spit or Swallow, Dr. Do-Little
Racists: Pig Woman, Double Entry
Short Cutting: Puppy Love Machine
Quads: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Dudley do Lube, Double Entry
New Shoes: Spit or Swallow (picture here)

Directions to Run 1046:

Meeting time: Saturday Apr 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The end (or is it the beginning...?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From The Chords Bridge Here

Directions: See map above or tap into Waze "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem" or:

Google driving directions from the Jerusalem Chords Bridge (aka Caveman's Erection).
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎
Destination will be on the right
Park on the street

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653  and/or  Gonadfather @ 054-5937721

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:52 AM

11 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1044, Directions to Run #1045

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.

Hare's view of the 1044th Hash:
Never got anything (as usual?!?!) and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1044:
Hare: Second Hand Job
FRB: Someone
DFL: Probably Someone Else
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1045:

Meeting time: Saturday Apr 12th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Parking lot on Nordau St. in Kfar Saba (next to train station, across the street from the old cemetery), (here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions: See map above or tap into Waze "Nordau 21 Kfar Saba"

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fart Smella @ 054-4888165

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • The Looney Moon Hash is running this Tuesday, details are as following (as sent to me by Puppy Love Machine):
    On Easter we commemorate the rise of our first well-documented zombie, Jesus Christ. On Passover, anyone who participates in a seder needs a resurrection of their own after too much matzah. Come hashing, drink an unleavened beverage (or BYO wine) and dress up like a zombie to freak out some vacationing Jerusalemites.

    When: Tuesday, April 15th. 7:30pm show, 8:00 go.

    Where: Talitha Kumi site, King George St. at the top of Ben Yehuda St. downtown (here). Come without your car if you can avoid it but if you must, there is usually parking available nearby on Mordehai A'liash and Mesilat Yesharim streets.

    Theme: Zombie apocalypse. Torn clothes, a little makeup and open flesh wounds are appropriate.

    Bring: I'll bring free beer for you. You bring yourself, 35 shekel for the r*n, warm clothes (layers!) for Jerusalem weather, a flashlight for running in the dark, a whistle if you have one.

    Questions? Email or call Puppy Love at puppylovemachine@gmail.com / 052-344-7338.

    On-on!

  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
 Run #1046 19/04/2014 Cumunion
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Gonadfather

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:43 PM

04 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1043, Directions to Run #1044

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1043rd Hash:
Never got anything, and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun... On the other hand, my last week whining paid off cause BC posted a picture to FB - https://www.facebook.com/groups/207001160415/, so maybe it'll work once again...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1043:
Hare: Deliverance
FRB: Someone
DFL: Probably Someone Else
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1044:

Meeting time: Saturday Apr 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Elevator @ London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Second Hand Job @ 053-3384252

Other messages
  • In this link you can find the Mar. 14 edition of Harrier Magazine: CLICK HERE (Download PDF) or Here for the online version.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Gonadfather


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 5:22 PM