25 October, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1020 (H4)/5 (LMH3), Directions to Run #1021 (H4 Only...)

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Trash's view of the 1020th/5th Hash:
"The joint Holyland HHH / Looney Moon Oktoberfest Hash started out in fine style and, as per usual, quickly went downhill from there. The trail was deemed "shitty". Big surprise. The theme being Oktoberfest, Hashers came in theme costume: Deliverance and Pig Woman duked it out for best Beer Fraulein, Gonadfather turned up wearing an antennae in a loose interpretation of German telecom giant Telefunken, Caveman wore suspenders and Boston Creamed a bear hat - an excellent choice given that the weather turned cruelly cold and windy. Following Down-downs with some excellent new songs, courtesy of PLM, we ended the evening at Jerusalem's First Station and the Landwer Cafe whose idea of the German beer festival is apparently that of Oktoberfest between the wars. Boston C. invites all to approve her (negative) review of the place on TripAdvisor! (Find it here: http://goo.gl/bwsdp9) On-on! "


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1020/5:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Fuckhead
DFL: Rack and Lube
Returnee: Rack and Lube, Toe Job, Just Keith, Fuckhead, Ghadafi, Hot Box, Grand Theft Gooney Fucker, Semen
Relievers: Gonad Father, Ghadafi, Deliverance
Double Parking: Boston Creamed
SCB: Pig Woman
Mud and Arm Wrestling: Pig Woman, Twin Peaks
New Shoes: Deliverance and Ghadafi
No Hash Kit: Toe Job, Just Keith
Whiner: Fuckhead
License (to kill): Twin Peaks!!!!
Visitors: Just Keith
Sexting: Boston Creamed, Double Entry, Just Keith
Virgin: Toe Job
Best German Costumes: Pig Woman, Deliverance, Capt. Caveman


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1021:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct 26th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: David Zvi Pinkas St. - Jerusalem Here (http://goo.gl/SOtwS0).

Maps: From Cavemans erection Here (http://goo.gl/vLKR1i)

Directions: see map


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  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job
#1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy (Deliverance?!)
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 3:55 PM

18 October, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1019, Directions to Runs #1020 / LMH3 #5 - Oktoberfest

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Trash's view of the 1019th Hash:
"Again I have no idea what went on at the Hash since I missed it.
What I do know is that there was no an on-after...
The End."


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1019:
Hare: Fart Smella
Other Down Downs: Probably Other Hashers


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1020:

Well, this week's is a very special Hash. As the subject line suggests we are having a joint Hash! For the first time since their erection, the Holyland Hash House Harriers and the Looney Moon Hash House Harriers will join hands and beer (well, mainly beer) and Hash together.

So:
Now it's Boston Creamed's turn to lead a joint trail between the Looney Moon Hash House Harriers and their slightly dimwitted Holyland H3 siblings - Oktoberfest style!


Hares: Boston Creamed

Theme: Oktoberfest! The Germans get wasted so we are too. Dress up in traditional German garb (a Lederhosen is best.... Inline image 1) or as something German like blood sausage, for example.

When: Saturday, Oktober 19th at 6:00pm *NOTE THE IRREGULAR HOUR!!!.

Where: In Jerusalem, in the parking lot behind the First Train Station. (map here)
Where 2 (Directions): Here are directions to the Hash from Cavemans Erection (city entrance)

Bring: 25 shekel (Holyland Hash style), a flashlight for running at night, a whistle, money for beer and food after trail at the Landwer Cafe (I don't think they have an english website, but there is a bear there!) if you're into that kinda thing.
On-After: Yes! If that wasn't clear, at the Landwer Cafe near by.

NOTE: If you observe Shabbat, you can pay another time. Just bring yourself.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653

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  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job
#1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy (Deliverance?!)
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 7:21 PM

11 October, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1018, Directions to Runs #1019

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Trash's view of the 1018th Hash:
"I have no idea what went on at the Hash since I missed it.
What I do know is that there was also an on-after and that this part of the Hash was very enjoyable.
The End."


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1018:
Hare: STD and Shooting Blanks
FRB: Pigwoman and Just Jose
DFL: Deliverance
Virgin: Just Uri
Returnees: Just Nicole and Just Nir
Misnaming: Shooting Blanks, Crock Sucker, Deliverance, Double Entry
No Hash Kit: Just Jose and Just Alex
Golden Showers: STD
Manicure: Caveman
Spaced Out: Head Down
Phone Sex: Double Entry
Gymnastics: Just Nir
Fuck Off and Good Riddance (sp?): Shooting Blanks


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1019:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct 12th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot of Margalit HaSharon shopping mall. HERE.

Maps: From Ayalon Hi-way in tel aviv Here

Directions: (from Ayalon) 
1. Head north on Ayalon North/איילון צפון‎/Route 20
2. Take exit Glilot Interchange-מחלף גלילות‎ toward Route 5
3. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Route 5
4. Take exit Yarkon Interchange-מחלף ירקון‎ toward Exit to Route 40/יציאה לכביש 40‎
5. Slight left onto Exit to Route 40/יציאה לכביש 40‎
6. Turn left onto Route 40
7. Continue onto Route 402
8. Turn left onto Jabotinsky/ז'בוטינסקי‎
9. When you turn towards it from the main street you'll immediately see the parking lot to your left.


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Lost? Call Fart Smella @ 054-4888165

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  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1020 - Oct 19 – Puppy Love Machine
#1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job
#1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy (Deliverance?!)
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 4:17 PM

04 October, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1017, Directions to Runs #1018

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1017th Hash:
"Yet another trail beginning at the top of the hill on Moshe Sharett Street in Ramat Gan. It started by going down a hill, up another hill, down that hill and up the hill we started from.  As usual for Ramat Gan, there was plenty of dog shit along the trail. Despite the many comments, more like complaints, that we ran this way before, we did this so many times, the trail was new (come on, the trail was just the other way around... H.S.)."


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1017:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Shooting Blanks
Returnees: CrockSucker, Hash Brat Yannai, Puppy Love Machine, Fuck Head, Rack & Lube, Grand Theft Goonie F
Virgin: Just Alex
Phone Sex: Pig Woman
Misnaming: Shooting Blanks, Fuck Head, Pig Woman
Shitting (Sitting): Grand Theft Goonie F
Whining: Puppy Love Machine and Twin Peaks*
Really Whining: SOS*
Being a Shitty RA: Caveman
Wipe Out: Fuck Head
Pussy Cat: Shooting Blanks, Just Cat, Pig Woman, Fuck Head**, Caveman, Twin Peaks
Fuck Off: Just Cat and Shooting Blanks (not)

* A side note: For clarifications please contact Captain Caveman
**B side note: Many thanks to Fuck Head for being the most responsible adult at Shooting Blanks Farewell party.

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1018:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! We'll be Fucking Off Shooting Blanks @ close by "Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Lost? Call STD @ 054-4682008; or Shooting Blanks @ 054-6666047

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  • Many Changes! - Some changes were made to the hare roster, look for them (it actually doesn't really resemble the original one, but who cares...). 
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1019 - Oct 12 – Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 19 – Puppy Love Machine
#1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job
#1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy (Deliverance?!)
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 2:37 PM