Hash Trash Run #1017, Directions to Runs #1018

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1017th Hash:

"Yet another trail beginning at the top of the hill on Moshe Sharett Street in Ramat Gan. It started by going down a hill, up another hill, down that hill and up the hill we started from.  As usual for Ramat Gan, there was plenty of dog shit along the trail. Despite the many comments, more like complaints, that we ran this way before, we did this so many times, the trail was new (come on, the trail was just the other way around... H.S.)."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1017:

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Shooting Blanks

Returnees: CrockSucker, Hash Brat Yannai, Puppy Love Machine, Fuck Head, Rack & Lube, Grand Theft Goonie F
Virgin: Just Alex
Phone Sex: Pig Woman
Misnaming: Shooting Blanks, Fuck Head, Pig Woman
Shitting (Sitting): Grand Theft Goonie F
Whining: Puppy Love Machine and Twin Peaks*
Really Whining: SOS*
Being a Shitty RA: Caveman
Wipe Out: Fuck Head
Pussy Cat: Shooting Blanks, Just Cat, Pig Woman, Fuck Head**, Caveman, Twin Peaks
Fuck Off: Just Cat and Shooting Blanks (not)

* A side note: For clarifications please contact Captain Caveman

**B side note: Many thanks to Fuck Head for being the most responsible adult at Shooting Blanks Farewell party.

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1018:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! We'll be Fucking Off Shooting Blanks @ close by "Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 

1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎

2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎

3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎

5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎

6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎

7. Turn right

Elifelet Parking Lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Lost? Call STD @ 054-4682008; or Shooting Blanks @ 054-6666047

Other messages

• Many Changes! - Some changes were made to the hare roster, look for them (it actually doesn't really resemble the original one, but who cares...). 

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  
• The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  

1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?! #1019 - Oct 12 – Fart Smella #1020 - Oct 19 – Puppy Love Machine #1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi #1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry #1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather #1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember #1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job #1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman #1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy (Deliverance?!) #1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman #1029 - Dec 21 – Swans #1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks #1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman #1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer #1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!

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