06 September, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1014, Directions to Runs #1015

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1014th Hash:
"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.

During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1014:
Hare: Just Jose, Pig Woman
DFL: Caveman
Returnees: Crook Sucker, Fart Smella
Late Cumming: Caveman, Shooting Blanks, Fart Smella
Phone Sex: Just Jose
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
Shitty Witchcraft: Twin Peaks
(Super Bright) New Shoes: Twin Peaks

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1015:

Meeting timeSaturday Sept. 7th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: We will meet in the empty lot on Hasaraf Street in the entrance to Ramat Hasharon. Right next to a large Garden store, and next to an abandoned Strawberry Stall. (Here) If using a GPS just enter the aforementioned street.

Maps: From Tel Aviv - Hashalom Interchange. From Jerusalem - Go on Ayalon and follow the map from TA. From Hertzliya (or north)

If you are coming from Jerusalem, get off at route 5 going West - toward the Ocean. Get off at the intersection of Sokolow driving North - at the very First light turn Left - we will be in the empty lots about 100 meters on the left.

If you are coming from Herzalia or Haifa - go over the flyover of route 5, and get off at the Kfar Hayarok, and Ramat Hasharon ramp, turn left and left again to Sokolow - at the very first light turn left and follow the empty lots. 

If your coming from Tel-Aviv going North on route 2 - take the route 5 ramp, turn  R toward Kfar Hayarok and follow instructions as above.

If you are coming from Tel-Aviv on Ayalon -- take the Raananna exit to 5 and follow same instructions.

  None that I know of, but bring an apple with honey or a pomegranate or something...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1016 - Sep 14 – No Hash – Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 – Spit or Swallow
#1018 - Sep 28 – Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 – STD
#1021 - Oct 19 – Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1026 - Nov 23 – Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1028 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 – Shooting Blanks

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