10 August, 2013

Re: Hash Trash Run #1010, Directions to Runs #1011

The hare also said that:
"A light respite will be served al fresco in the park after the run.
That means food. Some may recall this site as the place where we
apparently lost the wooden table last time we ate there. Maybe we'll
find it this time." And I missed it, so, A light respite will be
served al fresco in the park after the run. That means food. Some may
recall this site as the place where we apparently lost the wooden
table last time we ate there. Maybe we'll find it this time.

On On,


On 8/8/13, Hash Trash <holyland.hashers@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello fellow Hashers!
>
> Hare's view of the 1010th Hash:
> "The day started with a hangover, with some of the hashers agreeing to
> that, and some still licking their wounds due to the previous night
> celebration of International Beer Day.
> Luckily the Advil (that's brand-name Ibuprofen) started to take effect as
> the trail started to take some sort of shape.
> The trail took too long to set, albeit having to change it at least twice
> with some good advice of Just Steve (who had no hangover...).
> The trail was eventually completed and all was well. The anticipation of
> who would show up to the hash was overwhelming, with at first just the
> hares waiting... then one hasher showed up... then another... then two
> more... but the same two had to go back home due to a mis-reading of a
> plane ticket (not their own of course!), then another, then three from
> J-lem who were fashionably late.
> There were no takers for the walking trail - all dared to run. We soon
> realized that there were two true-walkers among the 'runners' who claimed
> they could run. The runners did not seem to mind as it gave them ample time
> to rest and relax at the many shady stops along the trail.
> All in all, it was a fun group who frolicked through Tel Aviv."
>
> So on we go to the...
>
> Down-Downs Run 1010:
> *Hare*: Shooting Blanks & Just Steve
> *FRB*: Spit or Swallow
> *DFL*: Just Bella
> *Phone Sex*: Shooting Blanks
> *Sitting*: Just Bella, Just Anna
> *Stretching*: Just Bella
> *Late Cumming*: Just Jose, Just Bella, Just Anna
> *Relieving*: Just Jose
> *Lost on Trail*: SOS
> *Misnaming*: Just Steve, Double Entry
> *Shitty Paper*: Double Entry
> *Virgin*: Just Anna
> *Pointing*: Just Anna, Just Bella
>
> ...and now for this week's run:
>
> *Directions to Run 1011:*
> *
> *
> *Meeting time*: *Saturday Aug 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.*
> *
> *
> *Location:* End (or beginning?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of
> HaShoshanim Garden (HERE) <http://goo.gl/maps/sUqeU>
>
> For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem"
>
> *On-After:*
>
> *Maps:* From Caveman's Erection <http://goo.gl/maps/2tYiH> (all directions)
>
> *Directions: *
> 1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ 2. Continue onto Sderot Ben
> Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎ 4. Continue onto אליעזר
> וחמדה בן יהודה‎ 5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎ 6. Turn
> right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן
> היסוד‎ 8. Turn
> right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎ 9. Continue onto Yitshak
> Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎ 10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit
> ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎Destination will be on the right - Park.
> *
> *
> And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost,
> just...
> *
>
>
> Call Boston Creamed *@ 054-2152653
>
> **
> *Other messages*
>
> - *REMINDER*: The hare is now responsible for writing the *Hash High
> Lights* while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he
> wants, so get your pencils ready!
> - The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
>
>
> 1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
> 2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
> 3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact
> the relevant person.
>
>
> *Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!*
> #1012 - Aug 17 - Just Steve #1013 - Aug 24 - Fuckhead #1014 - Aug 31 - Just
> Jose#1015 - Sep 7 - Goldmember #1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur#1017 -
> Sep 21 - Semen #1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
> #1020
> - Oct 12 - STD #1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job#1022 - Oct 26 -
> Gadhaffi#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry#1024
> - Nov 9 - Gonadfather #1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman#1026 - Nov 23 -
> Puppy
> Love Machine #1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow #1028 - Dec 7 - Just
> Nancy#1029
> - Dec 14 - Pig Woman #1030 - Dec 21 - Swans#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
> #1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
> #1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
> #1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
> #1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks
>
> --
> *On-on!*
> *Hash Scribe*
> *www.israelhhh.com*
>


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