23 August, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1012, Directions to Runs #1013

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1012th Hash:
"Hash 1012 was bound to be a success when everyone but the hare showed up on time. After a "comprehensive" chalk talk, according to Captain Caveman, the pack was off on a giant stair-master circuit of HaKiryah. Thankfully, no Sudanese swept the trail up, and no Military Police took the trail in for sampling, which greatly pleased the hare. Some of the hashers decide to get on an escalator halfway through the hash, which pleased the hare less. After 1056 stairs (the hare counted) and two bridges (less difficult to count) the pack met the (sitting) walkers at the halfway (two-thirds) point for a rousing rendition of Today Is, which was great once the pack finally remembered the words and the melody.  The trail continued with some light treason (trespassing) and finished with a lot of beer, a pair of new shoes, and an impromptu on-after at Porter and Sons, where the pack actually didn't get kicked out. "
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1012:
Hare: Fuckhead
FRB: Fluffer (if I'm not mistaken)
DFL: Captain Caveman (if I'm not mistaken)
Returnees: Some
Pointing: I Guess So
Latecomers: Fuckhead
Shitters: Walkers
Escalating: Most of the Hashers
Non Escalating: The Rest of Them
New Shoes: 2nd Hand Job

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1013:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 24th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Meir Garden, Tel-Aviv (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "King George 32, Tel-Aviv" (or 32 deg 04'23.14" N, 34 deg 46'22.86" E) and look for a parking spot in the vicinity.

On-After:  None that I know of.

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (all directions) - Note, the map is directed at Tshernichovsky st. but King George is just as good.

Directions: See Map

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Just Steve 

Other messages
  • A Hare is needed - Since Goldmember won't be in the Holyland for her haring date on Sept. 7, a replacement is needed. Anyone up for the job?

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1014 - Aug 31 - Just Jose
#1015 - Sep 7 - Needs a Replacement
#1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 - Semen
#1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 - STD
#1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 - Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 - Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman
#1026 - Nov 23 - Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow
#1028 - Dec 7 - Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 - Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 - Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks

Hash Scribe