Hash Trash Run #1013, Directions to Runs #1014
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 1013th Hash:
"Here is how the 1013 hash went down.
The hash started in Meir Garden with a complement of 10 Hashers, three being returnees. The course had a few elevation changes so the Jerusalem people felt at home and STD's dog Teddy has checked into a rehab center for snorting the flour at the pace that only an addict could keep up with. The hare received FRB (the only time he will ever receive this title) due to the rest of the pack shortcutting ½ k from the course.
During the Down Downs, STD presented a book of Hash songs from Germany (in English) to Captain Caveman."
The hash started in Meir Garden with a complement of 10 Hashers, three being returnees. The course had a few elevation changes so the Jerusalem people felt at home and STD's dog Teddy has checked into a rehab center for snorting the flour at the pace that only an addict could keep up with. The hare received FRB (the only time he will ever receive this title) due to the rest of the pack shortcutting ½ k from the course.
During the Down Downs, STD presented a book of Hash songs from Germany (in English) to Captain Caveman."
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 1013:
Hare: Just Steve, Shooting Blanks
FRB: Just Steve
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Dead Boring, Semen, STD
Late Cumming: Semen, Deliverance, Dead Boring
Disdain: Deliverance
Misnaming: Deliverance, Shooting Blanks
Misnaming: Deliverance, Shooting Blanks
Presenting: STD
Dog Abuse: STD
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 1014:
Meeting time: Saturday Aug 31st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)
Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem
Directions:
Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.
1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...
On-After: None that I know of.
Directions:
Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.
1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...
On-After: None that I know of.
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
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- Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.
Hare Raising Roster - are you there?! #1015 - Sep 7 – Semen #1016 - Sep 14 – No Hash – Yom Kippur #1017 - Sep 21 – Spit or Swallow #1018 - Sep 28 – Deliverance #1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella #1020 - Oct 12 – STD #1021 - Oct 19 – Second Hand Job #1022 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi #1023 - Nov 2 – Double Entry #1024 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather #1025 - Nov 16 – Goldmember #1026 - Nov 23 – Puppy Love Machine #1027 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman #1028 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy #1029 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman #1030 - Dec 21 – Swans #1031 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks #1032 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman #1033 - Jan 4 – Fluffer #1034 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker #1035 - Jan 18 – Shooting Blanks |
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On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 12:44 PM
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