Hash Trash Run #1016, Directions to Runs #1017

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1016th Hash:

"It was a fine day for a Hash, the weather was perfect and so was the 4.2 Km trail (though some hashers thought otherwise, go figure, maybe they should check their fancy GPS watches...).

We went through shiggy, sand, urban and sub-urban sceneries which all left their marks on the hashers and on their shoes in the form of, well, sand, grease and Ficus microcarpa fruits. 

After running a rather lengthy first half, we joined the walkers for a rendition of "Do Re Mi" that went surprisingly well, I say surprisingly because shortly after it the heavens opened and the "Yore" (that's Hebrew for the first rain of the season) started.

From that moment on, the feeling was that we are on a slippery slope towards the end, since Head Down decided to join the runners* and, of course, because the roads were slippery...

Wet yet happy we arrived back at the circle to enjoy a well deserved beer and a request by a red headed guard to leave the premises on which we were singing and down-downing."

*He left the two book-keepers to themselves, hmmm...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1016:

Hare: Spit or Swallow

FRB: Just Kat

DFL: Boston Creamed

Wankers: Second Hand Job and Double Entry
Virgin: Just Kat

Wining (instead of Beering): Captain Caveman

Half Mind (is All You Need): Head Down

New Shoes (+Bragging...): Just Kat

Phone Sex: Pig Women and Shooting Blanks
Abused Girlfriend: Boston Creamed
Unreadable Down Down: Pig Woman
Misnaming: Shooting Blanks and Just Kat

Twisted Sister/Ankle: Pig Woman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1017:

Meeting time: Saturday Sept. 28th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Moshe Sharret St. Ramat-Gan. Top of the Hill near the Poet Bialik's bench. Where we started so many hashes that I can't even follow...

Maps: here's a Google Map for all of you who are coming from Ayalon (including some directions). The rest should know the way pretty well by now.

Directions:

1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.

Lost? Call Twin Peaks @ 052-8743662

Other messages

• Note The Changes! - Some minor changes have been made to the hare roster, look for them.

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  
• The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  

1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?! #1018 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella #1019 - Oct 12 – STD #1020 - Oct 19 – Second Hand Job #1021 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi #1022 - Nov 2 – Double Entry #1023 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather #1024 - Nov 16 – Goldmember #1025 - Nov 23 – Puppy Love Machine #1026 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman #1027 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy #1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman #1029 - Dec 21 – Swans #1030 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks #1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman #1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer #1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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