Hash tomorrow

Hallo Fellow Hashers!

Tomorrow we Hash!

Tomorrow, April 1, AKA 2nd Passover, AKA April Fool's, we will gather at 18:00, 6PM at the known London Square. That's the park that looks like a boat next to: Mike's Place, McDonald's, Cafe Mezada, right off of HaYarkon st. in Tel-Aviv HERE (take a look at the link, it has a google street view to it as well!!).

The Hash will be: a. kosher for Passover (for those who observe) up until 19:30 b. Thirsty Knights style and manners c. followed by an On-After at the great Mike's Place.

So again, the details:

Meeting time: Mon. Apr. 1st, 18:00, 1800hr, 6pm. (Notice the Time Change!!!)

 

Location: London Square - HaYarkon st. Tel-Aviv (next to: Mike's Place, McDonald's, Cafe Mezada).

Maps: Here's a Google Map for ya'll

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! At Mike's Place

Lost? Call Just Eli @ 054-2378356

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 990, Directions to Run 991

Hello fellow Hashers!

Notice the Time Change!!!

Hare's view of the 990th Hash:

 

Hare's view of this Hash was amazingly similar to last week's view. Thank god I was there to see with my own eyes and give my impression.
The trail was, as always, shitty. It was also very similar to other Hashes set in the area... As the Hash started near the lovely Norma Jean pub, some of the Hashers even enjoyed a drink after the Hash.
But first things first. We gathered in the parking lot on Elifelet St. in Tel-Aviv. We had a small yet cheerful pack that hashed with great powers and a sense of destination. We went up some streets and down others through parking lots and shitty parks (no, really, shitty, each and every Hasher almost stepped in dog poo...).
At the end we came back to the same old parking lot where down-downs were downed and songs were sang.

Did I mention the trail was shitty?

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 990:

 

 

Hare: Fluffer
FRB (by default): Pig Woman
DFL: Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Spit or Swallow, Deliverance, Penis Envy
Returnee: Spit or Swallow
New Shoes: Penis Envy, Just Pete
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

 

* That's all I remember

 
...and now for this week's run:

 

 

Directions to Run 991: Notice the Time Change!!!

 

 

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 30th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (Notice the Time Change!!!)

 

Location: Top of the Hill near the Poet Bialik's bench Moshe Sharret, Ramat-Gan.

Maps: here's a Google Map for ya'll (including some directions)

Directions:

1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.

Lost? Call Twin Peaks 

052 874 3662

 

 

Other messages

• A Kosher Hash, with wine and matzah meal, no beer or flour, will take place on April 1st courtesy of Just Eli. The Hash will start at London Garden (the garden next to Mikes Place) and a non Kosher On-After will follow at Mike's Place.
  
• A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready

 

No More Future Hares! Volunteer!!!

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 989, Directions to Run 990

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 989th Hash:

 

Hare's view of this Hash was amazingly similar to last week's view. The Hash started in the lovely city of Tel-Aviv*.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 989:

 

 

Hare: Second Hand Job (Formerly known as Just Dianne)
Naming: Just Dianne is now Second Hand Job

 

* That's about all I know about last week's Hash...

 

...and now for this week's run:

 

 

Directions to Run 990:

 

 

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 23rd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Parking lot in Elifelet st. (really close to our favorite bar, Norma Jean) (here).

 

 

On-After: Nope.

 

Maps: From Hashalom interchange (Ayalon): Here

 

 

Directions:

See in the map above. And hey, we've only been there like a gazillion times...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

 

Call Fluffer @  052-8801111

 

 

Other messages

• A Kosher Hash, with wine and matzah meal, no beer or flour, will take place on April 1st courtesy of Just Eli. The Hash will start at London Garden (the garden next to Mikes Place) and a non Kosher On-After will Follow at Mike's Place.
  
• A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready

 

No More Future Hares! Volunteer!!!

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 988, Directions to Run 989

Hello fellow Hashers!

 

Hare's view of the 988th Hash:

 

The Hash started in the lovely city of Tel-Aviv*.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 988:

 

 

Hare: Deliverance*

 

* That's about all I know about last week's Hash...

 

A correction:

In last week's HT there was a terrible mistake. It is hereby corrected.

 

Fake Israeli: Semen

 

 

...and now for this week's run:

 

 

Directions to Run 989:

 

 

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 16th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Charles Clore garden, Tel Aviv (about where the marathon started today) (here).

 

 

On-After: Nope.

 

Maps: From Hashalom interchange (Ayalon): Here

 

 

Directions:

Giv'at HaTahmoshet/‫גבעת התחמושת‬‎

1. Head west on Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎ toward Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

3. Slight left onto Gesher Ma'ariv/גשר מעריב‎

4. Continue onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

5. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎

6. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎

7. Turn right onto Prof. Yehezkel Kaufmann/פרופסור יחזקאל קויפמן‎

8. Turn left onto Nahum Goldmann/נחום גולדמן‎

Destination will be on the right

The Etsel Museum

Tel Aviv

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

 

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

 

Call Just Dianne @  054-6129373

 

 

Other messages

• A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready

 

Temporary (very) Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#990 - Mar 23rd - Fluffer

 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 987, Directions to Run 988

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 987th Hash:

This Hash was very special and Hash Scribe says that in a fully sound yet half witted mind.
The Hare sent the pack on a wild goose chase with not enough flour and yes enough shiggy.
As he tends to do every other time he sets the Hash, Spit or Swallow made sure the trail also included a nice amount of bees (unfotunately no one in the pack was allergic, though some of the Hashers ran by the hives whilst waving their hands in a most ridiculous manner...).
The weather was as good as it gets, the visitor was as Royal as Mounted and definitely as Canadian as they get and we even had some chow to end the Hash on the best note possible.
After all that, all we needed were some down-downs, a whole lot of beer for those down-downs and some cake.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 987:

Hare: Spit or Swallow

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Boston Creamed
Visitor: Mount Me
Returnees: Semen, Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
Misnaming: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Quiz Night Loser: (P) Spit Or (A) Swallow (Psoas)
Lost: Just Dianne
Short Cutting: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Sitting: Deliverance, Semen
Marathoners: Mount Me, Pig Woman
Phone Sex: Fluffer
Fake Israeli: Spit or Swallow

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 988:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 9th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Alliance School - Ramat Aviv, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Nope.

Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here

Directions: 

Go north on Namir street in Tel Aviv.
Turn Right (if you indeed went north) onto Einstein st.
Turn Right onto Brodetsky st.
Turn right onto Lahover st.
Your hare will be waiting for you in the parking lot

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Deliverance @  050-2634684

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#989 - Mar 16th - Just Dianne

#990 - Mar 23rd - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com