Hash Trash Run 986, Directions to Run 987

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 986th Hash:

Saturday's hash started at independence park where every hasher would have a rocky start locating the trail. The hare claimed the wind had blown away the hash marks and the pack as you can imagine disagreed...
After the hashers finally started using their God given eyes they continued on what would be a rather hilly first half.
The sweat soaked hashers arrived to meet the wankers at the half and a very, very poor version of Doe-Ray-Me was performed. To the delight of the hashers the second half was much shorter.
Down-Downs were just an appetizer to what would end up being a wild on-after complete with sing-a-longs, purim celebration and an old folk style mosh pit.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 986:

Hare: Pig Woman

FRB: Double Entry

DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Gonad Father, Gahdaffi
Virgins: Just Janet, Just Jason
Misnaming: Penis Envy, Gonad Father
Pisshead: Captain Caveman
Lost in Space: Just Diane

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 987:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 2nd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Beit Yehosua (here).

On-After: Nope.

Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here

Directions: 

Get on road #2 or #4 And drive north.
Turn to road #553.
Turn into Beit Yehoshua.
Go straight, pass the basketball court (and some bumpers) and park on the right in the parking lot.

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages

• Good luck to all the Marathoners and Half-Marathoners tomorrow in Jerusalem! May your run be holy as the retiring Pope.
  
• A note from Deliverance:
  
  Quiz Night is Back!
   
  Friday, March 1st at 7:30 (that's 19:30, not 7:30 in the morning...) at Deliverance's home, 14A Galei Tkhelet Street, Herzliya Pituach.
   
  RSVP's are a must.  Please bring quality food and good alcohol.  Either text or email your RSVP's to 050-263-4684 or email at techelt@yahoo.com.

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#988 - Mar 9th - Deliverance

#989 - Mar 16th - Just Dianne

#990 - Mar 23rd - Fluffer

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 985, Directions to Run 986

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 985th Hash:

Saturday's hash was again laid by the "rain man," so-called because his trails are always abnormally awesome, and (very much secondarily) because we only run them in the rain.
The trail led the pack, at a glacial pace, past some of Tel Aviv's landmarks including Azrieli, a bunch of construction sites, Sderot Rothschild, a lot of things that smelled like piss, Dizengoff Center, and strung-out hobos.
After a grueling six kilometers, the hashers felt undeservedly entitled to beer, and followed up down-downs with a trip to Porter and Sons, where, despite the 50+ beers on tap, everyone ordered the same damn thing.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 985:

Hare:  Just Eli

FRB: ?!

DFL: ?!?
More Down-Downs: ?!?!

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 986:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb. 23rd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Independence park, Jerusalem (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com), at the Barrel - a near by pub.

Maps: From Tel-Aviv: http://goo.gl/maps/0VOo0

Directions: 

Get on road #1 And drive to Jerusalem.
Go kinda straight and take a left to Bezalel street.
Again, go kinda straight, the street changes to Hillel st. at some point, keep going.
Turn right at Menashe ben Israel st. and park.

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

Other messages

• A note from Deliverance:
  
  Quiz Night is Back!
   
  Friday, March 1st at 7:30 at Deliverance's home, 14A Galei Tkhelet Street, Herzliya Pituach.
   
  RSVP's are a must.  Please bring quality food and good alcohol.  Either text or email your RSVP's to 050-263-4684 or email at techelt@yahoo.com.

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#987 - Mar 2nd - Fluffer

#988 - Mar 9th - Deliverance

#989 - Mar 16th - Just Dianne

#990 - Mar 23rd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 984, Directions to Run 985

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 984th Hash:

There was a Hash, of that I'm sure, because...

 

(So on we go to the...)

Down-Downs Run 984:

Hare: Caveman

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnee: Fluffer and Crocsucker

Misnaming: Deliverance

Not misnaming: Twin Peaks

Whinging: Just Diane

3 dots and no on-on: Caveman

No dancing: Goldmember

Uppity: Crocsucker

New Shoes: PigWoman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 985:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb. 16th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: In front of the Tel Aviv Cinematheque (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com) in a pub (I guess) near by.

Maps: From HaShalom innterchange on Ayalon road (AKA road #20) HERE

Directions: Please look at the map, there are directions on the left hand side. Yes, right there... Take a closer look... Found it?!

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call (surprise, surprise) Just Eli @ 054-2378356

Other messages

• A note from Deliverance:
  
  Quiz Night is Back!
   
  Friday, March 1st at 7:30 at Deliverance's home, 14A Galei Tkhelet Street, Herzliya Pituach.
   
  RSVP's are a must.  Please bring quality food and good alcohol.  Either text or email your RSVP's to 050-263-4684 or email at techelt@yahoo.com.

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
• A short film sent to you all by Double Entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2TRUUu2uHo
• (after watching this movie I must say it's not all that short...)

 

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#986 - Feb 23rd - Pig Woman

#987 - Mar 2nd - Fluffer

#988 - Mar 9th - Just Dianne

#989 - Mar 16th - Deliverance

#990 - Mar 23rd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

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Hash Trash Run 983, Directions to Run 984

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 983rd Hash:

The day was a partly cloudy, partly sunny while the trail, as usual, was wholly shitty. We ran, we held, we stopped, we started, we checked it out.
The walkers never made it to the halfway point and sent an SMS to this effect. Their absence was due, in their eyes, to the Hare's crap map and, in the Hare's view, a stunning lack of initiative. The fact that it had started drizzling probably contributed to their wussiness.
No matter.
We all reconvened just as the rain abated, Down-downs were held, beer was drunk and we adjourned to celebrate Boston Creamed's birthday at the nearby Link bistro where we were joined by Croc Sucker and Just Yannai, who is getting cuter by the day.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 983:

Hares: Boston Creamed, Pig Woman
FRB: Twin Peaks
DFL: Gonadfather
Bad Hare: Boston Creamed
Missing the Halfway: Double Entry, STD, Just Diane
Misnaming: Twin Peaks, Just Diane
Iron Woman: Deliverance
Returnees: Ghaddafi, Gonadfather, Just Diane, Just Eli, Puking Cougar
Birthday: Boston Creamed
New Shoes: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 984:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb. 9th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kfar Sava @ the corner of Tchernikovski and Ben Yehuda in the supermarket parking lot. (here) (Look at the link, it's cool!!).

On-After: No. Restaurant: No. Beer: Hopefully (just kidding, I think...)

Maps: From road #4 (it's pretty straight forward) HERE.

Directions: 

1. Go north on road #4
2. In the Raanana - Kfar Sava north interchange keep right towards Kfar Sava.
3. Go for about 1.4Km
4. Take a right to Cohen st.
5. Take an immediate right into the parking lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman @ 1-800-dum-shit or 052-2445644

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
• Double Entry asked me to post some long thing about the oldest marathoner retiring. Well, he is. I decided to go lighter and HERE you can find a photo of him, running. Oh, and he retires from running Marathons, and he's 101 (now things are a bit more impressive, ain't them?!)
  

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer 

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com