20 July, 2012

Hash Trash Run 953, Directions to Run 954

bonjour hashers collègues!

Hares' voir de la Hash 953ème*:
comme la semaine dernière, le temps était mauvais, il faisait chaud, humide et généralement intolérable.
Mais nous avons eu un très bon moment ...
Les hashers portaient leurs meilleurs moustaches, et est venu avec un grand courage pour la forêt (OK, bosquet ...).
Mais le lièvre n'avait pas l'intention de rendre les choses faciles pour le pack, le Hash est allé à travers des parties de sable, sur des piles d'ordures, à travers les bavures et les abeilles, puis à travers un peu plus de tout**.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 953:

Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Penis Envy
Fragile Flower: Queen Latrine
Returnee: Rabbi Goo


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 954:

Meeting time: Saturday July 21st16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: This week we're going out of TA again, this time to the East. Going in the general direction of J-lem. Specifically at Har-Eitan junction.


Directions:
1. Head East on route 1
2. Exit on Harel interchange
3. Turn Right onto Road 3965 AKA Sderot HaHotsvim
4. Follow the road for about 3.5 Km, while going through 3 roundabouts
5. The Hash will begin at Har Eitan junction, next to the very big 4th roundabout. 
Just take the 2nd exit at that roundabout and park on the right than walk back to the roundabout.

Some More Information:
Plan for a very hot day - drink WATER beforehand!

Lost? Call your Hare, Fart Smella @ 054-4888165


Other messages
A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?
REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!


Did you know?!
The Cannes advertising festival is to come, this is one of the most viral videos of last year probable to win a prize, AND IT CONTAINS BEER! (well, sort of...)
Highly recomended.


Hare roster - are you there?!

#955 Jul 28 Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather


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On-on!
Hash Scribe

* Hares' eye-view of the nine hundred and fifty third Hash
** like last week, the weather was bad, it was hot, humid and generally intolerable.
But we had a great time...
The Hashers wore their best mustaches, and came with great courage to the forest (OK, grove...).
But the Hare had no plans to make things easy for the pack, the Hash went through sandy parts, over piles of trash, through burrs and bees and then through some more of everything.

14 July, 2012

***UPDATE*** Directions to Hash #953 ***UPDATE***

Some minor updates for today's Hash:

A. Directions:

1. Head north on Route 4

2. Turn right onto Route 553 drive for 2.4 km

3. Turn left onto Route 562, Go through 2 roundabouts total: 2.8 km

4. Turn left and drive about 600 mt. *note, this turn might be IS tricky, drive carefully. 


B. Exact Circle Location: The circle will be exactly here. That's rather close to the original location, just go into the forest (grove), drive on the white trail for a couple hundred meters, and once you get on a road just go with it until you see your Hare.


C. It is indeed very hot today, Hydrate!

  

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

13 July, 2012

Hash Trash Run 950, Directions to Run 953 (weird numbering for the last time in the next couple of months...)

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hash-Trashes' view of the Nine Hundred and Fiftieth Hash:

The day was hot, my Hashers.
So hot, you could fry an egg on Gayza-Strip's bare chest.
So hot, that the flour and that was put on the beach had melted and became one with the sand.
So hot, that we climbed up a slide in hope of cooler weather.
So hot that, well, I'm out of metaphors, but you get the picture...
The run was only 2 K short and what a blessed decision this was, the pack might've been able to run an extra 3-4 mt. but we were spared by the hare.

Thank our lord, the brewer, we had a wonderful On-After after the Hash at Gayza-Strip's place, where we watched the sun set into the sea, grilled some dead animals and had shit loads of cold beer.
Oh, we also celebrated the US independence day whilst participating in the aforementioned activities...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 950:

Hare: Gayza Strip
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Deliverance
Guest: Queen Latrine
Virgin: Just Brett
Other Infringements: Other Hashers

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 953:

Wear a beret, eat a baguette and most importantly, if you have any facial hair, WEAR A MUSTACHE!

We are celebrating the Bastille Day, AKA the french independence day, so if you want to eat or drink something, BYO!
We're French, we're cheap and we're proud of it!

Meeting time: Saturday July 14th16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: This week we're going out of TA, to the north (about 30-35 mins.) to Kadima Forest (Here(not much of a forest, more of a grove or something, oh well...)
Now, don't get me wrong, this is the general location, I don't know where exactly is the parking lot, so talk to the Hare when you get there.

Maps: From South.

Directions:
1. Head north on Route 4
2. Turn right onto Route 553 drive for 2.4 km
3. Turn left onto Route 562, Go through 1 roundabout total: 2.8 km
4. Turn left and drive 300 m *note, this turn might be tricky, drive carefully. 

Some More Information:
Plan for a hotter day than last week - drink WATER beforehand!

this is a WEAR A MUSTACHE! Hash, so wear a mustache... 

Lost? Call your Hare, Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages
* A minor change has been made to the Hare Raising Roster, it will affect two people, The Gonadfather and Loves The Cock, so heads up - both of you.
* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.
REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!
* This Thursday the TKH will take place out of Tel-Aviv probably. look at our Facebook page for more information.

Did you know?!


Hare roster - are you there?!

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

11 July, 2012

Thirsty Knights T-Shirts

All,

Thirsty Knights T-Shirts are now available!  Please go to this website to sign up for yours: http://www.customink.com/signup/16lusnp3

DEADLINE FOR ORDERING IS THIS SATURDAY, 14 JULY (to ensure they're delivered by early August).

Delivery will be IN TEL AVIV ONLY, unless you work something out in advance - but we can't ship overseas, etc, unless you're willing to prepay for the shipping costs.

Please let me know if you have any questions!

On on,

Gayza Strip

06 July, 2012

Hash Trash Run 952, Directions to Run 950 (and yes, again, I know that's not the right order...)

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Trashes' view of the Nine Hundred and Fifty Second Hash:

No insight on that run, except that it took place in Herzliya and started in a dog park (AKA the Cheerio Park).

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 952:

Hare: Deliverance
FRB: N/A
DFL: N/A
Aesthetic Appreciation: N/A
Misnaming: N/A
Returnee: N/A
(Some sort of bogus accusation of) Trail Crossing: N/A
New to the Hash: N/A
New ShoesN/A
N/AN/A

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 950 (Our very own [late] 4th of July Hash!!! {With BBQ!}):

Wear Your RED White and Blue Hash Gear and be patriotic!

Meeting time: Saturday July 7th16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot at Frishman 9 Tel-Aviv, just by Frishman and Hayarkon (Here)

Maps: From South (Jerusalem etc.)From North (Herzliya etc.), if you are in TA just walk...

Directions:
Use the directions on Google Maps (at the attached maps above).

Some More Information:
Plan for a hot, hot day - drink WATER beforehand!

The Hare will be hosting an On-After at his place (Frishman 9, right next to the parking lot), with a pot-luck BBQ.  
In his own words: "I have some chicken breast, a little hamburger meat, and some buns - but anything else is up to you guys." so I'm saying, bring some good stuff!

Parking will be at the pay parking lot - at Frishman 11.  Duh :) (if you can find a place on the street, it might do as well, look at the signs!)

Lost? Call your Hare, Gayza Strip @ 050-5216016

Other messages
* A minor change has been made to the Hare Raising Roster, it will affect two people, The Gonadfather and Loves The Cock, so heads up - both of you.
* Next weeks Hash will take place OUT OF the city - in the country side, beware and get ready.
* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.
REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!


Did you know?!
Thirsty Knights Hash is regaining some momentum, so we're recreating it's HT mailing list. It's Email has been moved to ThirstyKH3@gmail.com.

If interested please mail us and request to be included in the mailing list.


Hare roster - are you there?!
#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Heads up for Saturday's (7.7.12) Hash

Hi all,

This Saturday we're going to have a 7th of July (post) US Independence Hash.
Hash Trash will only be out tomorrow but since there's gonna be a BYO style Barbecue after the Hash (AKA pot-luck On-After), you should get yourselves ready.
Soooo, buy meat, start tossing the salads and begin brewing the beer.
Please let Gayza Strip know that you are cuming and that you plan to bring something at: gayzastrip@gmail.com

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

03 July, 2012

Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers, Tel Aviv, Israel

All,

The Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers has been back up and running for a couple of months now, so we set up this super-sweet email list to keep you all informed (and because Spit or Swallow, who does hash trash for Holyland H3, is getting overwhelmed and asked for some ASSistance).

SPAM CONTROL:  I got all your email addresses from SOS, who says you somehow got tricked into signing up for the Holyland hash trash.  If you'd like me to take you off the list, just let me know.  If you'd like me to add anyone (your ex, perhaps?) to the list, also let me know.

NEXT RUN:  There will be a TK Hash run this Thursday at 7pm, starting in the park next to McDonald's by the Embassy.  It's a 5th of July US Independence Day theme – dress (in)appropriately.  Let me know if you plan to attend.  All the details are at https://www.facebook.com/events/247607352022534/ - no facebook login required to view the page.  We generally aim to have a run every second Thursday evening, so the next one will be Thursday the 19th.

T-SHIRTS:  We're making TKH3 t-shirts, which will be an UnderArmour/Dri-Fit material and avail for about $30 with your name and $25 without.  Pics avail at https://www.facebook.com/thirstyknights - again, no login required.  Please let me know NLT this Friday, 6 July, if you'd like one.  I'll need size and preference for name on the back.  (You must have actually showed up to a hash to get a shirt.  This Thursday will, coincidentally, be an opportunity to do so.)

a hash to get a shirt.  This Thursday will, coincidentally, be an opportunity to do so.)

LIKE WHORING:  Please check out our facebook page, at www.facebook.com/thirstyknights.  If you're a FB member, click "Like" and you'll see new photos, run announcements, etc.

On-it's-hot-as-balls-on,

Gayza Strip
Thirsty Knights H3, Every Day is Wednesday H3