Trash Run 945, Directions to Run 946

Hello fellow Hashers!

This weeks run was somewhat like this, and a bit like that. 

In general we had a good time and some beers or something, I guess.

You see, Hash-Scribe wasn't there and no one sent any info about what went on.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 945:

Hares: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed

FRB: Fart Smella

DFL: Penis Envy

False Accusation: Fart Smella

Virgin: Just Lisa

DFR: Capt. Caveman, Double Entry

Returnees: Better In My Mouth, Just Suad

Fitness Crazy: Better In My Mouth

Lost: Goldmember

Late Cummer: Capt. Caveman

Misnaming: Fart Smella, Boston Creamed, Gonadfather

Off to China: Boston Creamed

New Shoes: Better In My Mouth, Just Suad

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 946:

Meeting time: Saturday May 26th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: 11 Galgaley HaPlada St. Herzliya Pituach. Map.

Parking: 

You may park around the parking lot for free in the blue and white sections.

Maps: From South 

Directions (From Road #2):

From Highway 2 take the first exit to Herzliya (HaSira exit) and make a Left into Herzliya (cumming from the North that will be the second exit to Herzliya and make a Right).

Take your first right onto Maskit Street and continue until you see a large square parking lot on your Left.

You may park around the parking lot for free in the blue and white sections.  

We will meet at the bottom of the parking lot on Galgaley HaPlada Street, near Wine and More.

If the directions above are too complex, just click on the map link above and see the directions there.

Otherwise, using a GPS device is advisable. 

Got lost? Any other questions? call Deliverance at 050-263-4684.  Note that this is a new phone number.

Other messages:

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 31st. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Say "Cheese", Shavuot is the one holiday in which Israelites don't burn animals!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#947 Jun 2 - Fluffer

#948 Jun 9 - Boston Creamed

#949 Jun 16 - Gayza Strip

#951 Jun 23 - Penis Envy

#952 Jun 30 - Ghdaffi

#950 Jul 7 - Twin Peaks

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Deliverance

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Captain Caveman

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 944 Directions to run 945

Hello fellow Hashers!

This weeks run took place in the lovely city of Ramat-Gan. Well, not that lovely, I for instance can only remember the hills (BTW, Ramat=Hill...) and a couple of stairs going up a hill.

While running, well, we ran, but after the run was over, the real good time began as Goldmember hosted a killer Yemenite style On-After on the roof of her apartment.

We got a chance to have some Jachnun and kubana, and have another beer or two.

Oh, good times at the hash...

Down-Downs Run 944:

Hare: Goldmember

FRB: Spit or Swallow

DFL: Boston Creamed

Virgins: Just Itay, Just Brent

Returnees: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker (+1/2), Just Jennifer

Stretching: Fluffer, Just Jennifer

Sexting: Penis Envy

Misnaming: Double Entry, Twin Peaks, Deliverance

Sitting: Everyone (but Just Itay and Gold Member)

Just Because: Spit or Swallow, Penis Envy, Captain Caveman and a bunch of other Hashers no one remembered...

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 945:

After the Hash there will be an Italian style On-After at Boston Creamed\Gonadfather's place, cum hungry!

Meeting time: Saturday May 19th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Jerusalem - The end of Ha-Gdud Ha-Ivri street, (the back end of the Henrietta Szold school) (This is the same place where your Gonadfather got his name).

Maps: From city entrance follow this map

Directions are included in the map. 

Lost? Call The Gonadfather or Boston Creamed - 054 215 2653

After the Hash there will be an Italian style On-After at Boston Creamed\Gonadfather's place, cum hungry!

Other messages:

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

* New Hare Roster is out soon, and already set. If for some reason you haven't contacted me, tough.

* Who ever has recent Thirsty Knights Pictures, is very much invited to send them to Gayza Strip: gayzastrip@gmail.com

Hare roster - are you there?!

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 943, Directions to Run 944

Hello fellow Hashers!

We circled up near the Isrotel in Tel Aviv.

From there we were off running through the streets of Tel Aviv to a halfway point on Rothchild where we sang the "Days of the Week". Pretty impressive stuff!

Then we were off to a beer check (a very likable trend indeed) and finally back to the 2nd floor parking lot where we circled up for down downs.

On a different note, the New Hare Roster is out soon, gimme an email in the next couple of days, or you are doomed!

Down-Downs Run 943:

Hare: Penis Envy

FRB: Gayza Strip

DFL: Just Sara

Returnees: Just Sara, Venus ManTrap, Trouserkoff, Rabbi Goo, Deliverance

Virgin: Just John

Misnaming: Twin Peaks, Deliverance

Falling\Flying: Goldmember

Shoelace Issues: Just John

Shorn: Rabbi Goo

Pointing: Rabbi Goo, Goldmember

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 944:

After the Hash there will be a yemenite style On-After at goldmember's (soon to be old) place on 13 Lohame Sinai st.. 

Please RSVP with Goldmember at: judithbg@hotmail.com 

Meeting time: Saturday May 12th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Bar-Ilan Garden, corner of Uziel St. and Sderot Yerushalayim, Ramat-Gan (here)

Parking: On the street (across from the garden or on surrounding streets...)

Maps: 

From North: On road #4 (Map), On road #2 and/or #20 (Map).

From South: On road #4 and/or #1 (Map)

Directions (From Hashalom Interchange - Ayalon):

Since the options are so vast, just click on the relevant map link for you and see the directions there.

Otherwise, using a GPS device is advisable. 

Got lost? Call your Hare - Goldmember 052-3980164

After the Hash there will be a yemenite style On-After. Please RSVP with Goldmember at: judithbg@hotmail.com

Other messages:

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 17th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

* New Hare Roster is out soon, gimme an email if you have special requests...

Did you know?!

This is what we're gonna eat after the run. It's a healthy, very rich in fiber and inexplicably delicious dish that contains all the needed building blocks of a fit body.

Get yourselves ready!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Quiz Night This Friday (May 11th)

Dear Hashers,

 

This is a reminder that Quiz Night will begin at 7:00PM on Friday, May 11th (that's this week, as in - 4 days from now) at Deliverance's home in Herzliya Pituach. 

She would love for you to attend but insists that you RSVP.

Please dash off an email to techelt@yahoo.com. Let her know how many people you will bring. 

Other (Important[!!!]) Info:  Please bring (good) booze and (good) snacks to share.

 

Directions:  

From Tel Aviv (and everywhere else...) - Take highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.

Make a left into Herzliya onto Keren HaYessod Street.  

Go straight through the first roundabout and make a right at the second roundabout onto Wingate Street.  

Continue down Wingate and make a left on Galei Tkhelet Street.  

The house number is 14A.

There is a parking lot across the street from the house.

 

Looking forward to seeing you there.

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 942, Directions to Run 943

Hello fellow Hashers!

For some weird reason I got no Hash summary from the hares.

All I can write about is my own experience from the run.

I didn't run.

I walked.

I found the way to the halfway.

I danced to Joe-Button.

The end.

Down-Downs Run 942:

Hare: Captain Caveman, Twin Peaks

FRB: Fluffer\Gayza Strip

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees: Goldmember, Twin Peaks, Betty Cocker, Long Horny

Virgin: Uriya (via Spit or Swallow)

Relieving: Gayza Strip

Flying (\Falling): Betty Cocker

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 943:

Meeting time: Saturday May 5th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: 29 Ben-Yehuda st. TA (here)

Maps: From Ayalon (Map)

Directions (From Hashalom Interchange - Ayalon):

 

	1. Head north on Exits HaShalom Interchange-מחלף השלום‎ toward Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	2. Turn left onto Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	3. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎
		800 m
	4. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎
		260 m
	5. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎
		200 m
	6. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎
		350 m
	7. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎
		600 m
	8. Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון‎
		220 m
	9. Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎
		47 m
	10. Take the 1st right onto Ben Yehuda/בן יהודה‎ Destination will be on the left
		140 m
	Ben Yehuda 29 Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Got lost? Call your Hare - Penis Envy 054-4248898

Other messages:

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 17th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* Quiz Night is back in town! On May 11th. Quiz Night will be held at Casa Margarita, a more detailed email will be out in a couple of days as well.

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

* New Hare Roster is out soon, gimme an email if you have special requests...

Did you know?!

Thirsty Knights are back in town, join us for running, boozing and eating!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

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Thirsty Knights Hash #69+1

Greetings Dames and Knights! 

So - we resurrected the Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers, gathering for the first TK run in a couple of years. Since nobody knew exactly what the run count was, we decided that each run will be the 69th, until someone corrects us.

We gathered at the park at Bograshov and Hayarkon. It was a great mix of people, with about half veteran hashers and half virgins! This was great, as we'd like to bring in all the folks around here who'd make great hashers, but haven't yet exposed themselves to it (pun intended). We solicited a couple of random passers-by to join in, as well, and received more than a few suspicious looks - and one email address for the next time we run.

After a chalk talk for our virgins, we introduced ourselves, limbered up with a little "My Name is Joe," and headed on-out down the Tayalet as the newbies learned to discern the difference in hash marks and bird poo. The run took us down the beach for a bit, before turning off and enjoying a few narrow alleys and a jaunt through the garbage-filled remnants of HaKarmel Market. Urban shiggy, anyone? The pack continued down and around to the park, where we stopped for - BEER! Many, many, MANY thanks to Just Andreia for volunteering (ok, allowing herself to be voluntold) for brew crew duty. After some frosty adult beverages and a nice rendition of "Father Abraham," the pack headed on-out and wandered THROUGH Dizengof Center, upsetting the Thursday evening shoppers as they followed the trail along and around and along and around until they reached a park and… MORE BEER!

After a few minutes to enjoy some cold brews in the park, we circled up the Wankers and assigned blame and credit for various transgressions.

Down-Downs Run #69:

Hares: Gayza Strip, Don't Ask Dont Smell, Penis Envy
Brew Crew: Just Andreia
FRB: Double Entry and Frozen Asset
DFL: Penis Envy
Late Cumming: Caveman / Double Entry (hey, at least at their age they can still cum at all!)
Racist: Just Beth (She just started the "Couch to 5k" program this week, and already ran more than 5k at her first hash!)
Bird Behavior: Just Dennis (Father Abrabird?!)
Needs a Manpurse: Just Pete
Pointee-Talkee: Gayza Strip
Tree Hugger: Just Beth (Seriously - PLANT trees, don't take them out!)
Least Dressed: Just Shai
Nerd Name User: Just Pete

On-After:

Finally, as the sun went down and the chill set in, we packed up and set off for Molly Bloom's, where we tucked into MORE BEER. We also endured the company of a few (who shall remain nameless, if not shameless) who decided to forego the run and just join us for the on-on-on. Come on out and run next time, guys!

Thanks to all who came out, and we hope to see you all next time! Bring your friends. Tell them to bring friends!

Directions To Run #69+1:

After skipping Holocaust Memorial Day (not particularly appropriate for a hash), as well as the Thursday after (Israeli Independence Day, a perfectly appropriate day for a hash except we were all drunk by noon and barely able to stumble, let alone run): 

NEXT RUN: Thursday, 3 May 2012, at 7pm. (that's 19:00)

Hares: Lady Twin-Peaks and Sir Gayza Strip (Phone # for Gayza -  050-5216016)

Location: The park at Bograshov/Hayarkon. (map HERE) 

Cost: 30 NIS.

Since it's only two days before 5 May, we're doing a Cinco de Mayo / Mexican themed hash. Wear a sombrero, Bring some maracas, Eat the worm! 

And, due to popular demand for a Cinco-de-Mayo themed on-after, we've changed the venue for AFTER THE RUN to Mexicana, at Bograshov 7 (on the corner of Bograshov and Ben Yehuda). They've agreed to BOGO (1+1) beers and margaritas for all hashers!

Anything of Any Importance:

* To be added to the Israel hash email list, please email holyland.hashers@gmail.com. 

* Also, visit and keep an eye on the TKH3 FaceBook page, https://www.facebook.com/thirstyknights, for updates.

* Next TK Hash is planned for Thursday, May 17th. Same time. Place TBD.

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com