Hash Trash Run 942, Directions to Run 943

Hello fellow Hashers!

For some weird reason I got no Hash summary from the hares.

All I can write about is my own experience from the run.

I didn't run.

I walked.

I found the way to the halfway.

I danced to Joe-Button.

The end.

Down-Downs Run 942:

Hare: Captain Caveman, Twin Peaks

FRB: Fluffer\Gayza Strip

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees: Goldmember, Twin Peaks, Betty Cocker, Long Horny

Virgin: Uriya (via Spit or Swallow)

Relieving: Gayza Strip

Flying (\Falling): Betty Cocker

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 943:

Meeting time: Saturday May 5th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: 29 Ben-Yehuda st. TA (here)

Maps: From Ayalon (Map)

Directions (From Hashalom Interchange - Ayalon):

 

	1. Head north on Exits HaShalom Interchange-מחלף השלום‎ toward Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	2. Turn left onto Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	3. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎
		800 m
	4. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎
		260 m
	5. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎
		200 m
	6. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎
		350 m
	7. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎
		600 m
	8. Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון‎
		220 m
	9. Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎
		47 m
	10. Take the 1st right onto Ben Yehuda/בן יהודה‎ Destination will be on the left
		140 m
	Ben Yehuda 29 Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Got lost? Call your Hare - Penis Envy 054-4248898

Other messages:

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 17th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* Quiz Night is back in town! On May 11th. Quiz Night will be held at Casa Margarita, a more detailed email will be out in a couple of days as well.

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

* New Hare Roster is out soon, gimme an email if you have special requests...

Did you know?!

Thirsty Knights are back in town, join us for running, boozing and eating!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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