Hash Trash Run 919, Directions to Run 920

Hello fellow Hashers!
The Hash circled at Tel-Aviv, at the bottom of the high-rising (might I say phallic [Penis Envy, anyone?!]) Isrotel hotel.
The sun was out and we had no worries what so ever. Ho, how wrong were we...
We were off to a nice start. The niceness continued for about 4 minutes when we found out our hare lost her way while setting the hash... Soon after that we were forced into walking up hill by the hare's orders and during the walk the pack tried to pull a trick on one of the hashers which didn't quite succeed.
Yet, the hash was not all that bad, yours truly might even refer to it as good, IT HAD A BEER CHECK!!! At an actual pub!!!
But then, when all the ups and downs were bound to end (we were, after all, less than 300 mt. from the circle), all hell broke loose.
The rain that washed us over (and under, and from all sides) was overwhelming in TA terms...
We got wet to the bones, and had to run these last 300 meters in the pouring rain. Oh, the things one must do to get his beer...
At the end, we circled up at Penis Envy's apartment, where we were served cold beer, whisky cheddar cheese (thanks to the returning [for the last time!] Stiff Meat) and some fresh towels.

Down-Downs Run 919:

Hare: Penis Envy

FRB: STD & EZ-Doc

DFL: Fluffer

Misnaming: Deliverance & Hash-Scribe (SOS)

Returnee: STD & Spit or Swallow
Snacks: Stiff Meat
Late Cumming: Spit or Swallow
Fashion Crime: Captain Caveman (as always, cum the rain...)

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 920 - NOTICE THE START TIME!

Meeting time: Saturday November 25th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

This week's run will take place at the drowsy, sleepy city of Raanana, so please be quiet if you are cummin' between 2-4 pm, and I do hope you cum... (CC, don't forget the Vuvuzela!).
We will meet at the intersection of HaNurit st. and Derech Kfar Nahman, as can be seen in the map here: Google-Map

Very Important!!! - At the end of the hash there will be an On-After at Just Sharon and Just Yoram's place (Google Map here) and they have requested that who ever cums to RSVP at srabin@idc.ac.il ahead so they can prepare things accordingly. So do it!

Location:
Raanana, HaNurit st. and Derech Kfar Nahman, dahhhhh.

Directions: 

Cummin' from Route 4:
1. Go North\South until Kefar-Sava Raanana North Interchange.
2. Get into Raanana (head West)
3. At the 8th traffic light, take a right to Derech Kfar Nahman.
4. Go another 300 mt. stop. You are there.
5. Park.

If For some reason you are cummin' from TA:
Take Ayalon and get off at Glilot Intchg. westbound onto road 5.
Get off road 5 at Morasha Intchg North onto Road 4.
Read the directions above...

Got lost along the way?! Call your hare, Rabbi Goo at 050-2259616.

Other messages:

• The Hare Raiser Roster is down here!!
  Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 3 months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
• Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?

Hare roster - are you there?!

#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry

#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed

#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat

#924 Dec 24 - Semen

#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman

#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker

#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim

#928 Jan 21 - Penis Envy

#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather

#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 918, Directions to Run 919

Hello fellow Hashers!

Words cannot describe the last hash.
Well, maybe a few words from the keyboard of the hare herself: "I received an overwhelming amount of compliments for the trail that I set for  Run #918. Here are just a few: "Fantastic run" , "beautiful scenery", "best Hash ever", etc."
On the other hand she also said it was "Lame" so who knows?!

Down-Downs Run 918:

Hare: Twin Peaks

FRB: Just Neomi

DFL: Is He Doc (EZ Doc\Easy Doc)

Actually Ran (instead of walking): Pregnant Pause & EZ Doc

Misnaming: Twin Peaks

Full Mooning (not just once...): Pregnant Pause

Cell Phone: Twin Peaks
Late Cumming: Boston Creamed & Pregnant Pause

Bird Watching/Pigeon F**king: Double Entry

Marathon Watch: Double Entry (to run the Cannes-Nice Marathon on the 20th)

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 919 - NOTICE THE START TIME!

Meeting time: Saturday November 19th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Again, in the words of the Hare herself:

Okay you wankers...
in the interest of not having the second occurrence of a non-hash weekend in the final quarter of 2011 I'll take it!  I'll take the ring to Mordor. PENIS ENVY will rise to the occasion!!

 

 

Location:
The hash will take place in the city that never sleeps, our very own home town of TLV.
We will begin our Hashing adventure on 29 Ben Yehuda St. in downtown Tel Aviv (near the Isrotel) - Google Map (+directions from Ayalon) Here.

Directions: 

From the US Embassy take Shalom Aleichem to a left on Ben Yehuda.  The start will be next to the Subway on Ben Yehuda.

If you don't find a parking place marked in blue and white (and look carefully at the sign in the beginning of the street, some streets are banned for parking even on Saturdays), you will have to pay for parking, and Penis Envy recommends three lots, all with access on Hayarkon: 

1. 63 Hayarkon is south of the US Embassy; 
2. A lot across the street from the US Embassy; 
3. Parking in the Isrotel which is Central Park.

All of these lots are 25 shekels on Shabbat.

 

Lost? Got any other erectile problems? Call your Penis Envious Hare: 054-424-8898 if you need an assist.

Other messages:

• The Hare Raiser Roster is here!!
  Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
• Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?

Hare roster - are you there?!

#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo

#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry

#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed

#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat

#924 Dec 24 - Semen

#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman

#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker

#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim

#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne

#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather

#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 917, Directions to Run 918

Hello fellow Hashers!

Well, words can not describe the debacle that was to be the Redemption Hash for Goldmember.
After not setting a Hash 3 weeks ago, this was her chance, and she came through in true Goldmember fashion.
The excuses started the second the Hashers arrived; there was rain and the trail was washed away, jachnun was eaten for lunch, etc.
We set off on an ill marked course running through the all of Kfar Saba.Perhaps there were markings, we are not sure. We located a tree maze and had a little fun running through it. At the 1/2 point, where there was no circle, we sang "Joe The Button" and we were off again on an unmarked trail. Needless to say, there were a few disappointed Hashers and some anger (mis)management issues. 

 

Down-Downs Run 917:

Hare: Goldmember and Just Cornelia

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Just Lynne

Virgin: Is He Doc

Misnaming: Goldmember

Relieving: Stiff Meat and Is He Doc

Maze: Deliverance

Family Ties: Just Yaron and Just Sharon

No redemtion: Goldmember

Hostess with the Mostess: Caveman

Anger Management: Twin Peaks (and everybody else)

Naming: Just Lynne is now PENIS ENVY

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 918 - NOTICE (the not so) NEW START TIME!

Meeting time: Saturday November 12th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Ramat-Gan, we'll meet at the parking lot of the Ayalon mall\ National football (thats soccer for all ya Americans) stadium, right next to the stadium.

For all the computer geeks, here's a nicely disoriented google map.

And for those who still use the ol' "I'm a computer illiterate" bull-crap excuse, here are some directions:

Driving on ayalon (20):
1. Exit on Rokah Boulevard.
2a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
2b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
3a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎
3b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎
4. Turn right onto Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית‎
5. Slight right to stay on Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית‎
6. Take the 1st right onto Mivtsa Kadesh/מבצע קדש‎
7. Go right into the Ayalon mall parking lot
8. Pass the mall and the stadium from the left.
9. go around the stadium 7 times, until it falls down.
you're there...

Lost? ofcourse you are! call Twin Peaks - 052-8743662

Other messages:

• The new Hare Raiser Roster is upon us!
  Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
• Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?

Hare roster - are you there?!

#919 Nov 19 - Fart Smella

#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo

#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry

#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed

#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat

#924 Dec 24 - Semen

#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman

#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker

#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim

#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne

#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather

#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 916, Directions to Run 917

Hello fellow Hashers!

All n' all was a nice short run through sleepy Ashdod. Got some hills, got some clouds and just a drop of rain.

Left Ashdod at the same time a GRAD missile was shot toward the city. All hashers returned safely to their houses.

Down-Downs Run 916:

Hare: Stiff Meat

FRB: Quickie

DFL: Just Lynne

Very Late Cummer: Boston Creamed

Returnees: Quickie

Phone Junkie: Quickie

Running For Jesus: Boston Creamed

Misnaming: Double Entry

Mis-singing: Stiff Meat

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 917:

Meeting time: Saturday November 5th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kefar-Saba, corner of HaShikma and HaMovil streets.

Lost? That's cos you weren't there the last time we met at that location. Shame on you! For rescue, call Goldmember 0523980164

Hare roster - are you there?!

#918 Nov 12 - Twin Peaks

#919 Nov 19 - Fart Smella

#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo

#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry

#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed

#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat

#924 Dec 24 - Semen

#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman

#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker

#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim

#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne

#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather

#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com