29 April, 2011

Hash Trash Run 888, Directions to Run 892

Hello fellow hashers!
This Scribe only remembers a few things from last week's run, mainly because I got pretty drunk afterwards and the whole thing is now a black hole in my memory.
What I do remember is: My obscenely short red dress, my parents and brother laughing, about 40-odd weirdos running in the streets of TA, flashes and cameras shooting left and right (majority of which belong to bystanders), awesome Father Abraham + Swing Low, heat, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer....
For a bit more information, Check out the latest photos in our Picasa photos of the event!
Do you have any more photos? let the Scribe know and we'll upload them.


Down-Downs Run 888 RED DRESS RUN:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Grave Robber
Returnees: Lay a Bitch, Free Willy, Twin Peaks, BMW, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Just Sara, Just Dave, Just Linda, Betty Cocker, Matterhorny
Virgins: Just Leslie, Just Bryce, Cesspool, Running Poo, Just Danny, Just Amir, Just Kaitlin
No Dress: Just Kaitlin, Just Amir
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Semen, Deliverance
Eagle Eyes: Grave Robber
Racists: Itch My Rail, Spit Or Swallow, Just Daniel
Kudos for Shirts: Betty Cocker, STD
Sexy: Just Danny, Fart Smella, Double Entry, Capt. Caveman
PR Reps: Capt. Caveman, STD
Child Control: BMW, Grave Robber, Deliverance
New Shoes: Black Magic, Crock Sucker



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 892:
Meeting time: Saturday April 30th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: This week's hash will begin at the parking lot just south of Norma Jean on Elifelet street, South TA. The on-after will be at Norma Jean.
How to get there: Simple, we have been there a millions times! It's a huge f*^&in car-park. You'll find it.
Google Map: Click here
Too hung-over from last night to be able to read directions? Call Itch My Rail at 054-928-5979
A note from the Hare: "It's the birthday hash, so I suggest everyone run in their birthday suits. It will make for great crowd pleasing." For your consideration.



Ride requests:



Other messages:



Hare roster - are you there?!
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber



posted by Hash Scribe at 8:42 AM

24 April, 2011

Directions to Run 888 - RED DRESS RUN

...hey, no complaints for the late Hash Trash - you got a special Website for the occasion!


Directions to Run 888:
Meeting time: Saturday April 23rd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The parking lot next to Hassan Bek mosque, South Tel Aviv.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Crock Sucker 054-7471914 Fart Smella 0544-888-165



Hare roster - are you there?!
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber



posted by Hash Scribe at 10:53 AM

23 April, 2011

Directions to Run 888 - RED DRESS RUN

...hey, no complaints for the late Hash Trash - you got a special Website for the occasion!


Directions to Run 888:
Meeting time: Saturday April 23rd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The parking lot next to Hassan Bek mosque, South Tel Aviv.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Crock Sucker 054-7471914 Fart Smella 0544-888-165



Hare roster - are you there?!
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber



posted by Hash Scribe at 11:20 AM

14 April, 2011

Hash Trash Run 890, Directions to Run 891

Hello fellow hashers!
This Scribe would be very happy to tell you all about stages in child development, normal and abnormal head circumferences for a newborn, risks of smoking/drinking alcohol/narcotics while pregnant and many more delightful fun-facts. Due to this, however, knowledge of anything that happened during last Saturday's run is beyond me.
(The exam went well, btw)



Down-Downs Run 890
Hare: AmboHo
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Woodstock
Virgins: Juat Eran
Returnees: Woodstock, STD
New Shoes: Black Magic
Racists: Fluffer,Stiff Meat,Black Magic



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 891:
Meeting time: Saturday April 16th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The starting point will be at the Ramat Hasharon Tennis Center parking lot.
Directions: 
  1. From Hakfar Hayarok Interchange ( meeting of Road 5 and Road 482 ) turn south at Route 482
  2. Next Traffic Light turn Left (opposite Gas Station) Lost
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Call Double Entry 0547-909034
Notes from the hare:
To fit the location, the theme will be "TENNIS", so all Hashers are requested to come in their best "White Tennis Gear", Plus a racquet (preferably Tennis) - free Tips ,for stroke making ( fore play –Tennis :) ) will be available.



Ride requests - help out visiting hashes:
  1. We plan to attend the concert from 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. at the Palace of Stage Art at Air Force Building Jabotinsky 15 Herzlyia. Our host lives at Shlonsky 3 Herzlyia Pituach so meeting and getting back to somewhere in Herzlyia Pituah would probably the best thing. Our mobile numbers are 0049 177 5265701 (Hasty Withdrawal aka Bea Pölchen) 0049 173 2725381 Thru Finland aka Andreas Pölchen)
  2. My name is Brown Eye from Las Vegas. I'm staying in the area around the bus station. I can meet a ride somewhere in the city or outlying areas. I'm at 054-6077401


Other messages:
Check out the amazing new Red Dress Run promotion page on the H4 website: http://www.israelhhh.com/reddressrun/ . Don't forget to use the "like/share"  buttons and promote!



Hare roster - are you there?!
#888 Apr 23 - Crock Sucker - RED DRESS RUN
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber



posted by Hash Scribe at 8:10 PM

06 April, 2011

Hash Trash Run 889, Directions to Run 890

Hello fellow hashers!
Last Saturday's Hash was full of surprises.
First off, the Hash started with the Hares receiving a warm and fuzzy Itch My Rail, direct from Ben-Gurion Airport. He was all gussied-up, business-casual style, and continued to stripping down and changing in front of us. This was not all - the real surprise was that, cumming all the way from another continent, he was actually the only one on time! All other Hashers took the scenic route (well, to be exact, Stiff Meat was also on time. But hey, Ashkelon? That's like another country, anyway).
The Hares had another surprise up their sleeves - letting Hashers know that this run is full of ups and downs, but in some mathematical/physical incident, there's so much more up! This fact remains unexplained to this day. Hashers we enthused, to say the least. So on-on we ran, through the winding streets of Ein Kerem, disturbing the peace at all kinds of Christian landmarks in our path. On one hold, there was a present waiting for the Hashers - an electric piano, all ready and plugged in (to a stone wall). On another, we found something even more peculiar: a street named Beer Alley - no joke. Is that the 2nd left turn off of Knockturn Alley? Either way - no matter where we went, one Hasher (Stiff Meat) seemed to only find the T 's.
At the Halfway was a beautifully performed "Joe Button", right in the middle of a jam-packed junction full of roughly 200 people. They were all... well, surprised?
When the trail carried on to a shiggy bit, the fearsome Hashers were shocked to see some nameless sissies (nameless, did I say? Deliverance, Capt. Caveman, Boston Creamed), who were too scared for their legs/lifes to continue on, and decided to shortcut. Bastards. In the end, the pack regrouped and by the time we ran out of the woods, the final surprise was waiting - Pig Woman (and Just Alana) were waiting at the bottom, ready for some down-downs. And oh, did they get them... clean and shampoo-smelling Alana received a downpour of beer and flour, when she finally became Better In My Mouth.
Happy and gloating, the Hashers went for a down-down dinner at Itch My Rail's favorite sandwich place, where Double Entry received more good service than he could handle (check out the pictures). He didn't object, though.
Well-fed and only barely legally-intoxicated, the pack went home.

Check out the latest photos in our Picasa page!


Down-Downs Run 889:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Boston Creamed
DFR: Stiff Meat
Relievers: Crock Sucker, Stiff Meat
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Double Entry, Deliverance, Boston Creamed
Returnees: Just Alana, Pig Woman, Itch My Rail
SCBs: Deliverance, Capt. Caveman, Boston Creamed
Who's Yo' Grandaddy: Capt. Caveman
New Shoes: Pig Woman
Phone: Crock Sucker
Late Cummers: Double Entry, Capt. Caveman, Deliverance, Just Alana, Pig Woman, Boston Creamed
Naming: Just Alana was reborn and is now Better In My Mouth!



...and now for this week's run - NOTE THE START TIME!

Directions to Run 890:
Meeting time: Saturday April 9th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: 16 Levi Eshkol (South corner of Levi Eshkol and Rokach), Tel Aviv
Directions: We've started there many times before! Look at the map!
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call AmboHo 054-324-1799
Notes from Hare: "Because of the Marathon the day before, it will be a short Hash so race participants can relax and shlep along."



Ride requests:



Other messages:
RED DRESS RUN has been moved to April 23rd - get ready!



Hare roster - are you there?!
#891 Apr 16 - Double Entry
#888 Apr 23 - Crock Sucker - RED DRESS RUN
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber




posted by Hash Scribe at 7:25 PM