06 April, 2011

Hash Trash Run 889, Directions to Run 890

Hello fellow hashers!
Last Saturday's Hash was full of surprises.
First off, the Hash started with the Hares receiving a warm and fuzzy Itch My Rail, direct from Ben-Gurion Airport. He was all gussied-up, business-casual style, and continued to stripping down and changing in front of us. This was not all - the real surprise was that, cumming all the way from another continent, he was actually the only one on time! All other Hashers took the scenic route (well, to be exact, Stiff Meat was also on time. But hey, Ashkelon? That's like another country, anyway).
The Hares had another surprise up their sleeves - letting Hashers know that this run is full of ups and downs, but in some mathematical/physical incident, there's so much more up! This fact remains unexplained to this day. Hashers we enthused, to say the least. So on-on we ran, through the winding streets of Ein Kerem, disturbing the peace at all kinds of Christian landmarks in our path. On one hold, there was a present waiting for the Hashers - an electric piano, all ready and plugged in (to a stone wall). On another, we found something even more peculiar: a street named Beer Alley - no joke. Is that the 2nd left turn off of Knockturn Alley? Either way - no matter where we went, one Hasher (Stiff Meat) seemed to only find the T 's.
At the Halfway was a beautifully performed "Joe Button", right in the middle of a jam-packed junction full of roughly 200 people. They were all... well, surprised?
When the trail carried on to a shiggy bit, the fearsome Hashers were shocked to see some nameless sissies (nameless, did I say? Deliverance, Capt. Caveman, Boston Creamed), who were too scared for their legs/lifes to continue on, and decided to shortcut. Bastards. In the end, the pack regrouped and by the time we ran out of the woods, the final surprise was waiting - Pig Woman (and Just Alana) were waiting at the bottom, ready for some down-downs. And oh, did they get them... clean and shampoo-smelling Alana received a downpour of beer and flour, when she finally became Better In My Mouth.
Happy and gloating, the Hashers went for a down-down dinner at Itch My Rail's favorite sandwich place, where Double Entry received more good service than he could handle (check out the pictures). He didn't object, though.
Well-fed and only barely legally-intoxicated, the pack went home.

Check out the latest photos in our Picasa page!


Down-Downs Run 889:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Boston Creamed
DFR: Stiff Meat
Relievers: Crock Sucker, Stiff Meat
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Double Entry, Deliverance, Boston Creamed
Returnees: Just Alana, Pig Woman, Itch My Rail
SCBs: Deliverance, Capt. Caveman, Boston Creamed
Who's Yo' Grandaddy: Capt. Caveman
New Shoes: Pig Woman
Phone: Crock Sucker
Late Cummers: Double Entry, Capt. Caveman, Deliverance, Just Alana, Pig Woman, Boston Creamed
Naming: Just Alana was reborn and is now Better In My Mouth!



...and now for this week's run - NOTE THE START TIME!

Directions to Run 890:
Meeting time: Saturday April 9th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: 16 Levi Eshkol (South corner of Levi Eshkol and Rokach), Tel Aviv
Directions: We've started there many times before! Look at the map!
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call AmboHo 054-324-1799
Notes from Hare: "Because of the Marathon the day before, it will be a short Hash so race participants can relax and shlep along."



Ride requests:



Other messages:
RED DRESS RUN has been moved to April 23rd - get ready!



Hare roster - are you there?!
#891 Apr 16 - Double Entry
#888 Apr 23 - Crock Sucker - RED DRESS RUN
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber




posted by Hash Scribe at 7:25 PM