31 March, 2011

Hash Trash Run 887, Directions to Run 889

Hello fellow hashers!
Well, the Scribe can't really testify of any laughs or memorable events happening prior to the Hash starting, cos he was too busy Late Cumming. But hey - once we got there, it was awesome!
Our Hares described what's going to be a "typical Deliverance/Twin Peaks Hash". What does that mean, you ask? Let's analyze.
We starting running at Ramat Aviv, and quickly made our way into some shiggy. Twin Peaks informed us of "mud pool" #1, and we all waited anxiously to arrive at #2, where we were supposed to bathe. No suck luck. Next, we had a wonderfully choriographed Swing Low at the halfway, unfortunately no passers-by were there to observe or participate. Who says we can't have some alone-time, just us Hashers?
Halfway took too long, though, mostly because we had to wait for sluggish Capt. Caveman, who was immediately accused of focusing too much on irrelevant events such as his daughter-in-law giving birth, than to the trail at hand. (Mazal Tov!)
Hashers continued running, past some main streets and stop lights, through small parks of North Tel Aviv. At one Hold, first Hashers to arrive were tempted to drink from a public water-tap, only to find some Chlorine after-taste, an odd fact seeing as this tap was 2m away from an artificial fountain. Hmmm.... And if that wasn't health-hazard enough for you - Beer Shlep decided to further contribute by relieving himself (in a very brave and public maner, the Scribe might add). Daddy Grave Robber was keen on helping him out with this task.
After some more running, shiggying, bridge-crossing etc., Hashers arrived at the circle. In a tremendous display of comradery (completely inappropriate for a Hash), 3 Hashers celebrated FRB together, and the circle ended with the fine note of 2 Hashers drinking out of their sweaty shoes. Way to go!



Down-Downs Run 887:
Hares: Deliverance, Twin Peaks
FRBs: Capt. Caveman, Stiff Meat, Fluffer
DFL: AmboHo
Returnees: AmboHo
Virgins: Just Andre, Just Cornelia
Misnaming: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Goldmember, Crock Sucker
Marathoner: Just Andre
1/2 Marathoners: Black Magic, Crock Sucker
10K: Goldmember, Just Cornelia
No Hash Gear: Black Magic (man, this is gettin' old...)
Late Cummers: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
25 Runs: Stiff Meat
50 Runs: AmboHo
Reliever and Assistant: Beer Shlep and Grave Robber
New Shoes: Fluffer, AmboHo



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 889:
Meeting time: Saturday April 2nd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: The Hash will begin in Ein Karem, Jerusalem.
Directions:
  • Cumming from Tel Aviv, traveling on Route #1, get off at Har'el interchange and turn right. Keep straight until Har Eitan roundabout, turn left and continue to Kerem roundabout. Turn left and...
  • Cumming from South, take Route #35 heading North. Turn right at HaEla junction, then left at Tsur Hadassa junction, to Route #386. keep straight until arriving at Kerem roundabout, keep straight and...
... follow Ein Kerem street to the big U-turn toward left, don't follow the turn! Keep straight on Derech Karmit street, and take the next left to HaDafna street. Find a park in street, your hare will be waiting.

Google Map: Click here
Lost? It's the HOLY Hash, isn't it? Pray, and G-d will lead you through. Amen. (or call Fart Smella 0544-888-165)



Ride requests:



Other messages:
1. RED DRESS RUN has been moved to April 23rd - get ready!
2. Daylight Savings start-time: next week (Apr 9th), the Hash will begin at 16:00 (1600hr, 4pm), so synchronize your watches...



Hare roster - are you there?!
#890 Apr 9 - AmboHo
#891 Apr 16 - Double Entry
#888 Apr 23 - Crock Sucker - RED DRESS RUN
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail (in Ashdod, On-On after)
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber




Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home