17 March, 2011

Hash Trash Run 885, Directions to Run 886

Hello fellow hashers!
It's been a long time since Hashers knew the hardships of a Quickie-Hash. But there he was, our Hare all pimp'd up in his custom chopper-style bicycle, ready to show us how it's done.
Hashers set on trail from HaSharon Beach in Herzliya. Looking for the first few blobs, it became apparent that this is gonna be a tough one. Quickie, as it seemed, decided to try and achieve the unimaginable - setting a Hash without actually using flour. Hashers scouted for blobs which were roughly 200m apart, no Holds were to be found (Quickie spared the central blob and made all of them into checks), and a halfway - c'mon, that's just a huge waste of the white stuff, right? - was nowhere to be found.
The trail took us through some shiggy, in the sands of Herzliya, where the trail literally vanished and Hasher Stiff Meat, in outstanding leadership and initiative, figured we can start following Quickie's pimp-bike tire-tracks in the sand...
In the midst of this sunny and confusing Hash, Quickie created yet another obstacle - a 7m high (no joke) pile of sand/junk heap was to be climbed. Let me tell you, standing on top and looking back, not sure if some Hash-comrades are going to make it out of there alive was a scary moment.
After some more checks/holds, bends and turns, blobs set in the middle of the street and a few 500m dashes, the pack made it back to the circle for the down-downs. Only then did we notice Black Magic taking his Hash gear out of his car and wearing it... defendant claims he didn't want to sweat all over it. Isn't that what they're for??
Drinking commenced, through socks, shoes (Deliverance) and plastic cups (the rest), and finally the Hashers went home.

Down-Downs Run 885:
Hare: Quickie
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Capt. Caveman
SCBs: Crock Sucker, Goldmember, Capt. Caveman
Returnees: Quickie, Fart Smella
Anal Probe: Quickie
Proctologist: Goldmember
Misnaming: Deliverance, Goldmember
Reliever: Crock Sucker
No Halfway, No song, No Flour?! Quickie
Yes Hash Gear, Not Running With It: Black Magic
New Shoes: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 886 - this is a St. Patrick's / Purim Hash!
Location: Hash will begin at Dublin's Bar in Herzliya-Petuach.
  1. Heading North or South on Hwy-2 (Haifa Hwy), get off at HaSira interchange (on Sderot Abba Eban) West toward Herzliya-Petuach;
  2. 1st left (South) on HaSadnaot;
  3. 2nd left (East) on Hahoshlim to T-junction (Arieh Shenkar), then left (North) to Dublin's (on left/West side of road).
Parking sux (it's Israel), so fend for yourself upon arrival.
Google Map: Click here
Other instruction for the occasion:
  1. Wear something green for St. Patrick's / costume for Purim.
  2. Carry some beer NIS.
  3. Run w/ favorite, durable drink vessel.
Lost? Well, If you get lost finding a bar, you don't deserve to cum anyway. Grave Robber 052-601-2240

Ride requests:

Other messages:
New Hare roster is here!
Check your placement and get your trails ready - it's a new season of Hashing!

Hare roster - are you there?!
#887 Mar 26 - Deliverance

#888 Apr 2 - Fart Smella
#889 Apr 9 - Double Entry
#890 Apr 16 - AmboHo
#891 Apr 23 - Crock Sucker
#892 Apr 30 - Itch My Rail
#893 May 7 - Spit or Swallow
#894 May 14 - Twin Peaks
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber

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