25 January, 2011

Hash Trash Run 878, Directions to Run 879

Hello fellow hashers!
We met at the 'clock tower' in Askelon, Ashdod or however you want to pronounce it. However, it was not so much a clock tower as a cock tower thanks to the fact it had no clock and was topped by a cock.
The most memorable feature of whichever-forgotten-town-we-were-in was dog poop. Grave Robber gallantly led the pack through sand dunes notwithstanding his considerable handicap (aka stoller with big kid).
Throughout the afternoon there was a lot of talk about pee, actually peeing, being busted peeing and drinking pee (or whatever the hell that beggars beer was for the down downs).
The scribe kindly suggests that both Deliverance and Pepe La Puke invest in a wonderful new apparatus to save the local police and the hash hounds, respectively, copping an eyeful.

Down-Downs Run 878:
Hares: Stiff Meat, Itch My Rail
FRB (Front Rollin' Bastards): Grave Robber, Shep
DFL: Twin Peaks
Returnees: Piss Sucker, Itch My Rail, Black Magic, Shep
Misnamers: Deliverance, Pepe La Puke, Pig Woman
Relievers: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Pepe La Puke
SCB: Crock Sucker
Skinny Sticks: Twin Peaks
Silence Is Not Golden: Crock Sucker
British Ingenuity: Stiff Meat
Child Abuse: Grave Robber
No Hash Kit: Black Magic
Fuck Off (Again?): Pig Woman

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 879:
Meeting time: Saturday 29.1.11, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: It's a free parking lot (on Saturdays) between Wilson and Amram Gaon street, Tel Aviv. Your hare will be around for directions.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Fluffer 052-8801111

Hare roster - are you there?!
Feb 5 - Crock Sucker
Feb 12 - OnOne
Feb 19 - Pig Woman
Feb 26 - Betty Cocker
Mar 5 - Floater
Mar 12 - Quickie
Mar 19 - Grave Robber
Mar 26 - Deliverance

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