Hello fellow Zombies! We met at what is soon becoming the Hash's favorite starting point - Elifelet car park (although Itch My Rail and Just Kyle decided that they must park their car just outside of it, to save the 0 shekels parking- cost). After some debate, hashers agreed to let their Zombie alter-egos emerge and face-painted each other. Thanks for the extra paint, Pig Woman!
The trail went off to a horror-movie start - flour was all over the place, giving hashers no clue as to where the f#$k the actual trail is. Imagine our confusion when arriving at a junction, only to find: a hold, On-Three blobs, "Beer Near" and an arrow. WTF? This scribe believes there was more beer consumed setting the trail then when running it!
We ran frantically in all directions, going back and forth, backtracking after almost every hold, and amongst it all Zombie Walking towards the on-ons, all to Pig Woman and Pepé Le Puke's enjoyment. The trail was so "perfectly" marked, we even managed to misplace one of the hares at one point.
Our hashers arrived at the Jaffa clock tower for a rest and a Halfway Song - Father Abraham. It was perfectly timed - just as 2 tour groups were passing by (or rather, stopping and staring). Fart Smella thought it's rude not to invite people to join, and handed out invites to the policemen sitting by.
The second half took the hashers through some more dirty parts of South TA - which didn't stop Goldmember and Itch My Rail from decorating themselves with stuff found on the ground. Nice bra, Goldmember! We kept running until the circle was almost in sight - Crock Sucker was on her way to getting the FRB, but the all-too-racist Itch My Rail and Double Entry stole it from under her. Hey - It's about the drinking, remember??
Down-downs were poured (into crappy plastic cups - thanks IMR), hashers named names, fingers were pointed and beer was consumed (and sometimes abused). All notes given sounded roughly the same: "Uuuurghhhhhgh!!" now THAT'S a good Zombie!
After putting on our "normal human beings" disguises, we retired to the nearby Norma Jean's bar - hey, there's no such thing as too much beer! A few drinks, burger and fries, and we went home.
Down-Downs Run 866:
Hares: Pig Woman, Pepé Le Puke
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Goldmember
SCB: Goldmember
Relievers: Fart Smella
(Repeated) Misnaming: Pig Woman, Pepé Le Puke
No Hash Gear: Pepé Le Puke
No Zombie Gear: Just Kyle
Best Zombie Walk: Double Entry
Collecting Stuff Off the Floor: Goldmember, Itch My Rail
Misplacing the Down-Down Cups: Itch My Rail
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 867 (and it's a long one):Meeting time: 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Lost? Call Double Entry: 0547-909034
And from your hare, this week's assignment: read the following...
FLU SEASON
To avoid it...
- Eat right!
- Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies
- Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C
- Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system
- Walk for at least an hour a day
- Go for a swim
- take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.
- Wash your hands often
- If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around
- Get lots of fresh air
- Open doors & windows whenever possible
- Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can
- Get plenty of rest
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it... When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol... Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...
- I walk to the pub (exercise)
- I put lime in my vodka... (fruit)
- Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
- Drink outdoors on the patio... (fresh air)
- Tell rude jokes and laugh... (eliminate stress)
- Then I pass out (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said, 'A shot in the glass is better than one in th ass!'
Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much
...and bring some good Dirty Jokes of your own to the hash!
Hare roster - are you there?!
Nov 13 - Boston Creamed
Nov 20 - Deliverance
Nov 27 - Spit or Swallow
Dec 4 - Fart Smella
Dec 11 - Twin Peaks
