17 November, 2010

Hash Trash Run 868, Directions to Run 869

Hello fellow hashers!
Dog shit.
I think this is what all hashers will take away from last Saturday's hash - dog shit.
Yes, we met at Jerusalem. Yes, we were late to start (again - Grave Robber's abuse continues). Yes, we checked it out and followed the running trail. Yes, we found soooo many false trails. Yes, we were again fooled to think our trail will take us through scenic areas of town, but all we got were the junkies' favorite shootin' spots. Yes, we had us some downhill-uphill-extravaganza.
One might say the most memorable sight was Yonatan's near-sexual-abuse running shorts, or maybe it was Boston Creamed complete disregard to hash rules (rules? what now?), talking on the phone for a whole 5(!) minutes. Others may argue that the best sight was Stiff Meat's face, that look of sheer joy mixed with mischief, as he let one rip going uphill, for "extra boost" - his words.
But for this Scribe, watching 2 (and almost 3) different hashers stepping on the exact same pile of dog shit while standing next to the circle was the best.
When you're amongst friends that step on dog shit, and don't warn you when you're about to - that's when you know you're truly home.
Just a thought.


Down-Downs Run 868:
Hares: Boston Creamed, Just Yonatan
Indecent Exposure: Just Yonatan
(fake) FRB: Fart Smella
Racists: Itch My Rail, Fart Smella
DFL: Grave Robber
SCB: Capt. Caveman
Reliever: Just Yonatan
Turd Steppin': Double Entry
Not Warning Other Hashers of Turd: Itch My Rail
Bottom Caugh: Stiff Meat
Late Cummer, No Hash Gear: Grave Robber
Not-So-Smart-Phone: Boston Creamed
Shep Shlep: Grave Robber
Lost Professor: Just Kyle
Head Gear In Circle: Double Entry
Too Creative Down-Downs: Fart Smella
Ain't Gettin' Some Tonight: Crock Sucker



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 869:
Meeting time: Saturday, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: The hash will begin in Herzliya Pituach in the large parking lot in the center of the Industrial Center.
From Tel Aviv:
  1. Take Derek Namir to the HaSira exit (first exit) in Herzliya Pituach
  2. Make a left at the light and go undr the overpass
  3. Take your first possible right onto Maskit Street
  4. Continue on Maskit Street until you see a large parking on your left
  5. Make a left onto Yohanan HaSandler Street and find parking on or around the parking lot
  6. There are many blue and white parking spots
  7. Your hare will be waiting at one of the corners of the parking lot
Google Map? Man, you guys are gettin' spoiled. There you go.
Lost? Call Deliverance 054-300-5092




Hare roster ???
Only two people have replied to your Scribe's request for your preferred hare date. The Scribe is NOT pleased. And soon neither will you.
Two weeks left - if any hashers know of a Saturday at which they'd like to be hares, please reply with the date ASAP !!
In two weeks, all niceties are out-da-window and hashers will be randomly assigned.




Hare roster - are you there?!
Nov 27 - Spit or Swallow
Dec 4 - Fart Smella
Dec 11 - Twin Peaks


 

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