Hash Trash Run 862, Directions to Run 863

Hello fellow Hashers!

It's time for this week's Hash-Trash, chock-full of stories of heroism, bloody injuries and gore, horns and whores, trails and flour.

But...

Someone forgot to record last Saturday's undoubtedly meaningful event, and since the actual Hash Trash was getting pummeled repeatedly by waves at the time, no such stories are accounted for.

Nevertheless, next week will be much more interesting.

(Even if this Hash Trash will have to make stuff up)

For your enjoyment, though, a few mug-shots were taken at the last Hash by our very own Betty Cocker. Check them out at the Hash's Picasa website.

For the Down-Downs...

Hares: Betty Cocker & Spit or Swallow

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Goonnie Fucker

Not finishing a full marathon: Captain Caveman

Misnaming: Fluffer

Virgins: Just Avi

Returnees: Rack and Lube & Goonie Fucker

Late cumming: Just Avi

Responsibility for Late cumming: Boston Creamed

Not willing to frame himself: Double Entry

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 863:

This week's run will begin at the parking lot on "Elifelet" street. This parking lot is unique in Tel Aviv scenery: it's both HUGE and FREE.

Check out this Google map and directions from Ayalon highway.

Lost? Tough. Your Hare has no idea how to get you there, he just found the spot by accident, while howling and chasing the moon one night.
You can try and call: Fluffer 052-8801111

Hare roster - are you there?!

Oct 16 - Crock Sucker

Oct 23 - AmboHo

Oct 30 - Pig Woman

Nov 6 - Quickie

Nov 13 - Spit or Swallow

Nov 20 - Deliverance

Nov 27 - Boston Creamed

Dec 4 - Fart Smella

Dec 11 - Twin Peaks

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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