Hash Trash run 842, Directions to Run 843

Hash Fash' Trash - summer edition

The hashers sauntered, splish splashed and strutted the streets of Hertzelia to let all the non drinkers out there know what's in for running this season on the beach.

Caveman launched his collection of a barely there (hard not to stare) speedo, what an incentive to be FRB.  (Quick poll - who wore it better - Quickie as the soccer stripper or Caveman as the studly swimmer?).

Next up Pig Woman and Just Jake showed off some sporty running aids, available in two patterns rubber ducky and jet plane.

For those not interested in a giant inflated shape around their waste but are looking to avoid skin cancer, Grave Robber suggests a 5 kilo 2 meter beach umbrella, perfect for you, your significant other, and 4-5 other hashers to seek shade under. 

Fartsmella and Crocksucker went with a more traditional sunblock make up to better accent their surfing wear.

For the rest of the pack, you'll have to work harder to make it to the big tents of Hash Fash week.  Consolation down downs all around.

Down Downs:

FRB: Fartsmella
DFL: Boston Creamed
Doing the Quicky: Caveman

Virgins: Patricia, Jamilia
Returnees: Still cumming, AmboHo, Winter
25 Runs: Onone TastyKakes
Misnaming: Just Dror, Just Jake
No gear: Itch My Rail, Goldmember
Armed and Dangerous: Graverobber
Sex Toys: Fartsmella, Crocksucker
 
Directions to Run 843 - 4:00 (1600) on Saturday

the hash this week will start from the "College of Management" parking lot on Shoshana Persits street in Ramat Aviv.

From Herzliya, south on Route 2.  At the Gilot interchange, right on Yunitsman.  Turn left on 2040 and go for 1.3 km.  Left again on Shoshana Persits, and then left again torward the college.

Here is the Map

Hash Roster - Who wants to set in June?????

May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember
June 5 -
June 12 -
June 19 - Just Dror
June 26 -

On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 841, directions to Run 842

The Hashers circled up, mainly, because there were rumors that Run 841 was beer enhanced. The Hare launched into a description of markings that made the pack long for the days of college calculus, certainly advanced mathematics would be easier than this?  The RA had a good idea: "follow someone else"  so we did.

Surprisingly, no one got lost, oh wait, except all of the walkers (more beer for the rest of us).  This was not due to an abundance of markings (the locals wiped it away - sure they did), but it seems the running hashers have a good nose for the beer.  several runners took the second half to get in touch with their inner walker (easier to carry a beer when you are walking).

After a cold one, and a lively round of Father Abraham at the first half, then the confessions started, what's that? Someones whining about that nice cold trickle running down their shorts????  Fartsmeller mastered the beer can stand - but can he do the Jerry Lewis with beer cans tied to his shoes without crushing the cans - tune in next time. 

Down Downs

Hares: Itch My rail, Just Dror
FRB: Pig Woman
DFL: Grave Robber
Shortcutters: Just Jake, Deliverance, Inbar, OnOne TastyKakes, Crocksucker
Virgins: Inbal, Rotem
Latecomers: Coldmember, Cum Too Soon
Sitting on the hash: Crocksucker
KIT????: Floater, Just Jake
stretching: Goldmember
Jerry Lewis: Fartsmeller
Good Samaritan: Fluffer, Just Jake
New Shoes: Deliverance
Misnaming: Deliverance, Floater, Goldmember
25 Runs: Pig Woman
 
Directions to Run 842

Wet-N-Wild -For the Hash this week the hares are encouraging hashers to come in there favorite beach gear. Don't be shy, bikini's speedos, floaties, wetsuits, surfboards, nose plugs, lifevest are all welcome.  Lets welcome summer at the beach in Herzelia.  Most of you probably know the spot. The start is at Moshe de Shalit Square under the arches.
Link for Directions.

or

coming from Tel Aviv, from the south,
    Take teh Herzliya exit toward Sderot Shiv'at hakohavim,
    Take exit Shiv'at HaKohavim Interchange on the LEFT toward Sderot Shiv'at Hakohavim
    Turn right at Sderot Shiv'at Hakohavim
    Continue onto Sderot Abba Eban
    Turn right at Wingate
    Turn left at Medinat HaYehudim
    Turn right at Ramat Yam
    Go through the roundabout, the square will be on your left

 

Lost - call Pig Woman 0526328659

Hare Roster - You can be a hare in June - respond to this e-mail

May 15th - Long Horny
May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember
June 5 -
June 12 -
June 19 -
June 26 -

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com