HASH TRASH RUN 748 - DIRECTIONS 749

HASH TRASH RUN 748 – DIRECTIONS RUN 749   We met in seedy Ramat Gan. We ran through the streets and into the Park HaYarkon. The hares created an Olympic theme for the hash with a relay in an attempt to make everyone contribute to finding the trail and checking it out. It created much confusion.  At the half way, we sang a Hash song to the tune of The Adams Family. We continued running and sweating.  Beer was drunk, down downs were had, and we all eventually went home.    Down Downs   Hares: Fart Smella and Crock Sucker FRB: Russian Bride SCB: Diablo, Border Bitch, Twin Peaks, Russian Bride DFL: Michelle Relievers: Captain Caveman and Hagit New bow-wow: Deliverance Looked like a bricky: Matt Flying Dutchman: Dr DoLittle Bras: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Border Bitch, Crock Sucker, Hagit, Goldmember Ring ring: Jay and Semen   Run 749   Hare: Semen Time: 4pm Date: 30 Aug Location: Aharon Beker 13, Tel Aviv Directions: If coming from Herzalia, take Rt 2 towards Tel-Aviv, and after the big new overpass bridge get into the left lane. Turn Left on Keren Kayemet St. (KKL St.) toward the University. After around 1 1/2 km turn Left on to Beni-Efrim (main drag). Second Left on to Hanna Robina St. Go all around the round-a-bout and park in the parking lot. School should be on your left, Mercado center is also on the left side of the street.   If coming from Tel-Aviv, Take a right on to Rokakh St. (the main road where the Yarkon Park is, and the exhibition halls are), and drive AWAY from Tel-Aviv. Pass Keren Kayemet Street, and turn Left on to Hanna Robina. Follow the instructions from up top.   If coming from Raanana - From 5 - turn Left in HaKfar HaYarok interchange, pass Kiryat Shaul, and take the right hand fork in the rd toward Tel-Aviv. Pass the Peel (Elephant) on the left and turn Right into Hanna Robina; follow other directions.   See attached map HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    9/6      Deliverance 9/13    Twin Peaks 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA     HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

new Night Run t-shirt logo at Pongo's

Hello hashers, The new logo for the Nike Night Run is at Pongo's, for your printing needs. There was, however, a problem: since the Nike shirt is red, and the logo + captions have many details, it would be difficult for them to print it on those shirts. So, at the moment Pongo's have just the logo, with no caption, ready for print on the Nike shirts. Those of you who still want to print the full logo+captions layout on a fresh (preferably bright color) shirt, can do that in a couple of days - Pongo's will have the full layout by then. I attached the logo here. Enjoy! Amit On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH 748 (23 August) - NEW DIRECTIONS!!!!

The revised starting point is ....   Place: Ramat Gan, 5 Akhim Begerano st. Directions: (from north) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the right-most lane, turn right at the T-intersection and then turn right at the 2rd stoplight into Menakhem Begin st. (from sounth) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the exit and turn right onto Bialik st., turn right at the 1st stoplight into Menakhem Begin st. When on Menakhem Begin st., turn left at the 1st stoplight, then right at the roundabout into Ha-Yetsira st. Take the 1st left into Tuval st., and then right into Akhim Begerano st. Meet your hares at the parking lot.   See attached map   Lost? Call your Hares on 0544 888 165 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 747 - DIRECTIONS RUN 748

HASH TRASH RUN 747 – DIRECTIONS RUN 748 DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE REPORTED IN BEER MARINADE We met next to the old American school which is no longer. We ran through the tranquil (but not so cool) streets of Kfar Shmaryahu.  The Hare was creative with his trail and 'check backs'. The run was more like a gossip fest with all the returnees catching up.  We sang Swing Low at the half way after some ales.  We continued running (and gossiping).  We had warm down downs and we all eventually went home. Down Downs FRBitch: Michelle DFL: Deliverance SCB: Dr DoLittle & Russian Bride Returnees: Semen, Twin Peaks, Deliverance & Boston Creamed Late comer: Clark No Hash shirt: Rami, Jay, Matt & Michelle Lost in space: Dr DoLittle & Semen Bad influence: Goldmember Didn't get lost: Rami Cos he's not mean: Fart Smella Run 748 Hare: Fart Smella Time: 4pm Date: 23 Aug Location: Ramat Gan, Anna Frank Street Directions: (from north) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the right-most lane, turn right at the T-intersection and then turn left at the 3rd stoplight into Yehudit st. (from sounth) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the exit and turn right onto Bialik st., turn at the 2nd stoplight into Yehudit st. When in Yehudit st., turn left at the roundabout, follow the road around the bend to the right, turn right to Anna Frank st. (a brick road) to meet your hare. Lost? Call your Hare on 0544 888 165 HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    8/30    SemEn 9/6      Deliverance 9/13    Twin Peaks 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash - Run 746 and Directions for Run 747

HASH TRASH RUN 746 – DIRECTIONS RUN 747   Run 746   We met in Kohav Hatsafon.  We ran through the Hayarkon Park. We sang a tribute to Bon Jovi from Border Bitch's hometown.  We ran some more. We lost a virgin hasher, Rami, (Border Bitch could have sworn he was wearing red shorts). We didn't seem so concerned. We drank beers and started down downs without the missing hasher.  He eventually turned up after he ran the trail backwards to return to the circle. We had another barbie at Border Bitch's and Scott's and Riley did party tricks for us. Down-downs   Hares: Border Bitch and Bernadette FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Goldmember Virgins: Matt, Michelle, Rami, Eti, Gil, House of Weenies SCB: Clarke (short cutted 4 times for the record) Returnees: Clark Wankers: Russian Bride Baby: Crock Sucker Cos there was left over beer: Jay & Caveman   Directions to RUN 747   Date - 16 August 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Kfar Shemaryahu, Old American International School (AIS) bus parking Directions - From Namir Road (Rt 2) go north, exit at Rabin Interchange, turn right (away from beach) towards Kfar Shemaryahu.  You're on Hama'Apilim.  At 2nd light (small shopping strip) turn LEFT on to HaZore'a.  Follow street up to where old AIS has been flattened to the ground, turning right on HaTelamim.  Go 100 meters and park in old bus parking on left.  Hare will be waiting   Lost? Call Diablo 050 561 2123      HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    8/23    Fart Smella 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/ holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 745 - DIRECTIONS 746

HASH TRASH RUN 745 – DIRECTIONS RUN 746 BBQ ON-ON AT THE BORDER BITCH'S Pongos has the HHH logo - so no more excuses!!!    Run 745    The circle was optimistic and the Hashers were few. The pack split 30 seconds into the hash due to a critical shortage of flour. We reunited at the half-way for refreshments and yet another rendition of Joe Button.  Certain hashers choose to Bride .. um drive home from the half-way. The second half took us out through hot baking fields near the Golf Ball Base. We had beer and few downs down at the circle and we all went home again.    Down-downs   Hare: Dr Do Little FRB: Fart Smella DFL: Captain Caveman Super SCB: Russian Bride (short cutted the first half, and drove back to the circle for the second) New trail setters: Crock Sucker, Fart Smella and Russian Bride (who needs flour anyway?) 75 runs: Diablo Guide dog required: Fart Smella  No hash shirt: Hagit   Directions to RUN 744   Date - 9 August 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Tel Aviv Directions - The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Same place as for Run 738. Bring food for barbie.   Lost? Call Border Bitch 057-420-6844   HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    8/16    Diablo 8/23    Fart Smella 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com