28 May, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 735 - Directions RUN 736

Run 735 - What's Up Doc?
 
It was hotter. We met near the American School. We ran. Dr. Do-little was unable to short-cut. We ran some more. Miss Demeanor plucked a carrot from the ground that was absolutely Warner Brothers' Looney Toon perfection. We sang the air guitar version of "Smoke on the Water" at Ben 10's behest. We continued to run. Kfar Netter is very pretty but there are too many dogs on the loose. Captain Caveman is requested to send pictures of he and Deliverance abusing the "Do Not Enter" sign. Dr. D. and Russian Bride disappeared. They reappeared at the circle. We drank beer. We had Down-downs. We went home.
 
Down-downs Run 735
Hare - Miss Demeanor, Twin Peaks
FRB - Captain Caveman, Karen
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCBs - Dr. Do-little, Russian Bride
Party Boy - Ben 10
F-HASH-ion Victims - Christine (Bedazzled and Puffy Paint shirt), Deliverance (zipper socks), Karen (no Hash shirt)
Improper Signage - Deliverance, Captain Caveman
Bugs Bunny Award - Miss Demeanor
 
Directions to RUN 736
Date - May 31, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Kfar Sava
Hare - Captain Caveman
 

Route 4 NORTH
Pass both Raananas
Pass prison on your left
Pass red/white gas station on your Right
Turn RIGHT
Turn RIGHT again towards the gas station
Look for the Hares, they probably will be drunk, wake them up.
Got to the Lights? Too far, go back.
Lost? Captain Caveman 052-2445644

 

Emap site
 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
AND... HOLYLAND HHH AHOY!
Semen writes, "Please remind everyone that we will be sailing on Sat. June 7th from 4:00 to 7:00. More info to come, but I need to know exactly who is coming. Preference to Hash members over guests." Contace Semen at AKarev00@aol.com
 
PLUS - HERZLIYA WOMEN'S TRIATHLON THIS SATURDAY
Come and show your support!
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 7:00 PM

22 May, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 734 - Directions Run 735

THIS WEEK... DOWN-DOWNS FOR BOTH
RUN 734 AND 733
BIDDING A PROPER FAREWELL TO OUTRIGGER
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 734 - Whole Wheat Run
It was hot but not unbearable. We ran across HaHalacha Bridge and headed into the park. The whole wheat flour blobs were very healthy but hard to see. Dr. Do-little found it hard to short-cut, due to topographical challenges (the river). The halfway song was Father Abraham. The second half took us into the the wilds of Ramat Gan and then back along the urban landscape that is Abba Hillel St. to the circle, where Down-downs were held. The run was deemed "predictable but scenic".* We were offered Russian Bride's home-brewed ginger beer**. We drank regular beer. The sun continued to shine. We went home.
 
* Ha.
** Slow thinkers: Why did we let him pour it on the ground and not pour it on his head?

Down-downs Run 734
Hare - Boston Creamed
FRB - Diablo
Crap Down-down beer - Russian Bride
DFL and Impersonating Russian Bride - Captain Caveman
Pink Lady - Twin Peaks
No Hash Shirt - Karen
SCBs - Dr. Do-little, Russian Bride
 
Down-downs Run 733
Hare - Russian Bride
FRB - Diablo
SCBs - Amit, Captain Caveman, Christine, Karen
Outrigging - Outrigger
Defeated SCB - Dr. Do-little
Welcome Back - In & Out
Go to Pongo - Amit, Christine, Karen
Farewell and Fuck Off -  Outrigger (We will miss you! And for your sake, we will try to set trails marked only on the right-hand side, and never wear hats in the circle until we have been GMs).
 
Directions to RUN 735
Date - May 24, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Even Yehuda
Hare - Miss Demeanor
 

Directions: 

We will meet outside the American School in Even Yehuda. Follow the Freeway signs off the 2 or the 4 to Even Yehuda near South Netanya.
Off the 2: Exit then go east toward Even Yehuda and curve around passing Ikea, the train station, Kefar Netter and Tel Yitzak. Turn left at the light for Even Yehuda and go up the hill.
Off the 4 North: turn left into Even Yehuda/South Netanya. Pass the first entrance into Even Yehuda. Turn right at the light and go up the road. (Off the 4 South its the third sign to Even Yehuda.)
Straight up the road you will see the monstrosity of the American School. Park in the dirt on the street opposite the school.
Lost? Call Miss Demeanor - 050 689 0384

 

Emap site
 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
AND... HOLYLAND HHH GOES TO SEA
Semen writes, "Please remind everyone that we will be sailing on Sat. June 7th from 4:00 to 7:00. More info to come, but I need to know exactly who is coming. Preference to Hash members over guests." Contace Semen at AKarev00@aol.com
 
PLUS... QUIZ NIGHT TOMORROW - DID YOU RSVP???
Deliverance writes: "Please join us for the last quiz night of the year on Friday, May 23rd at the home of Gary and Sheila Jones in Herzliya Pituach.  Directions to follow at a later date. We will begin at 8:00 pm.  Don't forget to bring drinks and  nacks.  Please RSVP to Deliverance at 054-300-5092 or techelt@yahoo.com.  We look forward to seeing you all."
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 11:57 AM

16 May, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 733 - Directions RUN 734

THIS WEEK... US PRESIDENT TO GET DOWN-DOWN
VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT GOING SAILING
QUIZ NIGHT APPROACHETH!!!
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 733 - Again, I Don't Know What Happened
From what I hear, people ran, beer was consumed, Down-downs were had and meat was grilled afterwards. The sun set and rose again on a new dawn.

Down-downs Run 733
Hare - Russian Bride
I place the blame for the lack of Down-down information squarely on the shoulders of President George W. Bush.
 
Directions to RUN 734
Date - May 17, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Ramat Gan Diamond Bourse off HaHalacha
Hare - Boston Creamed
 

Meet in the parking lot next to the  Publicis Ariely advertising agency
7 Achim Bezerano Street, Ramat Gan

 

From Ramat Aviv/Herzliya:
Take the Ayalon Hwy SOUTH
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Head towards RAMAT GAN (away from Tel Aviv)
Get onto BIALIK ST.
Take your 2nd RIGHT onto TUBAL ST. (also written TUVAL)
Take your 1st LEFT onto ACHIM BEZERANO (also written BEJERANO)
You will see the PUBLICIS building and parking lot on your RIGHT.
Now slow down and look for street parking.
If you hit Abba Hillel Silver St., you've gone too far.
 
Lost? Call Boston Creamed: 054 215 2653

 
Emap site
 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
AND... HEAVE HO HOLYLAND HASH
Semen writes, "Please remind everyone that we will be sailing on Sat. June 7th from 4:00 to 7:00. More info to come, but I need to know exactly who is coming. Preference to Hash members over guests." Contace Semen at AKarev00@aol.com
 
PLUS... LAST QUIZ NIGHT BEFORE SUMMER BRAIN ROT
Deliverance writes: "Please join us for the last quiz night of the year on Friday, May 23rd at the home of Gary and Sheila Jones in Herzliya Pituach.  Directions to follow at a later date. We will begin at 8:00 pm.  Don't forget to bring drinks and  nacks.  Please RSVP to Deliverance at 054-300-5092 or techelt@yahoo.com.  We look forward to seeing you all."
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
17  Boston Creamed
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe
 

posted by Hash Scribe at 9:42 AM

07 May, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 732 - Directions RUN 733

BARBECUE AT RUSSIAN BRIDE'S FOLLIOWING THIS SATURDAY'S RUN
BRING FOOD AND DRINK FOR GRILLING AND SWILLLING
HASH CASH ANNOUNCEMENT - SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 732 - I Don't Know What Happened
Well, there was definitely weather of some sort and I'm sure people ran. Probably there was a halfway song and beer was most definitely consumed after the run. There may have even been Down-downs, not that I would know. The sun eventually set and most likely everyone went home, if they knew what was good for them.

Down-downs Run 732
Hare - Outrigger
FRB - Somebody
DFL Somebody else
SCB - Take a wild guess
 
Directions to RUN 733
Date - May 10, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Tel Aviv, near the David Intercontinental Hotel
Hare - Russian Bride
 
Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa. Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot where your Hare will be waiting.
 
On-on barbecue after the run - bring stuff.
Lost? Call Russian Bride at 0 5 2 3 0 5 7 9 6 8
 
Please note: Hash Cash is no longer accepting 5 agorot coins.
Helpful hint from Heloise: Make a lovely collage with them or load them in an old sock for hitting people over the head.
 
Emap site
 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
17  Boston Creamed
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
PLUS... BIKE RIDE ACROSS THE DESERT
Why not ride a bike from Jerusalem to Eilat? Did you have anything else planned?
 
AND... MAP MY RUN SITE
There are over 40 trails in Israel. Could come in handy.
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe
 

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