31 May, 2007

HASH TRASH - RUN 684

HASH TRASH - RUN 684
A Timeless Experience...
Place: Netanya
Hare: Deliverance

Deliverance claims* she suffers from both ADHD and dyslexia, and the claim is apparently true. Though the only medical professional the Holyland Hash has on staff is Dr. Do-little, a diagnosis might be rendered nonetheless from Saturday's Hash. As Deliverance herself warned us: "There's blobs on the left, blobs on the right, some might've got blown away, I'm telling you, the LAST thing I needed was to set this trail". The run, she estimated, would take about 40 minutes. And off we trustingly went.

On-on! The first thing that happened was that we lost the trail. And the second thing, too, as the citizens of Netanya apparently don't like their sand lots strewn with flour, preferring garbage instead. Eventually a whole hold was located, we regrouped, crossed the highway and headed for the sea.

The Hare dashed ahead to make sure that at least one of her markings had remained intact, leading our merry band down the garden path -- which was really more of a trek down a cliff. Once on the beach, we set out for what turned out to be rather a long stretch of running on soft sand while trying circumvent the hard rubber "matka" balls, ignore the horses being driven into a frenzy by their pimply-faced adolescent riders, and in general block out the things that make Netanya a place to be avoided rather than embraced.

Somewhere along the way -- apparently near the start -- we lost Dr. Do-little who, in the absence of flour marks between which he would normally short-cut**, decided to take a sentimental journey around downtown Netanya. He did not get mugged, thankfully.

Eventually, there was a halfway point (sans Dr. D) and "Joe the Button" was chanted, rather than sung, but apparently that is how it actually goes. Taking pity on us, the Hare cut the second half short and sent us back to the circle and Down-downs.

After a month away, Twin Peaks returned from the truly joyous duty of being a new Savta ("grandma") with gifts for all - a photo of new grandson Mason John, and packs of Jelly Belly Sports Beans*** for all.

* She also claims to be brain-dead but I think that is an exaggeration.

** Slowly we are beginning to get ahold of his technique.
*** This is a very tasty genetically engineered energy treat that somehow, despite brilliant fluorescent coloring, has managed to be categorized as "All Natural".

Down-downs
Hare - Deliverance
FRB - Dead Boring
DFL - Pregnant Pause
Feeling Sorry for Horses (and Ignoring Darfur) - Boston Creamed
FaHASHion Victim - Deliverance
To SCB or not to SCB - Dr. Do-little
Grandma Hasher - Twin Peaks
Returnees - Pregnant Pause, Twin Peaks
Reliever / Hash Slash - Neverfucker
Upcoming Triathlon - Deliverance, Stroker

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 685
Place: Rishpon
Hare: Lager Lout

Take the '2' north and exit at the Rishpon turn (the one after Shmaryahu). Go straight over at the roundabout by the flower shop and at the next one. At the 3rd roundabout (before the railway line) turn left down the dirt road. A few hundred metres on the right is a clump of trees. LL should be there - in the shade!!
Lost? Call our hare at 054 693 3287


E-Map site (in English)
http://www3.emap.co.il/eng_index.asp

IN CLOSING... WING-MAN COMES CLEAN
Two-Fingered effort yields sparkling results
Apologies are due to the newly-named Hashers Wing-Man and Two Fingers for having left this message out of last week's Hash Trash. It was sent before their departure for parts unknown (well, Switzerland, which is actually on the map, we hear). The young lovers managed to emerge red and raw but more or less whole after their baptism by fire (by which we mean flour and beer) with no thanks whatsoever to P&G products, just good old elbow grease. Two Fingers writes:
"Well after much effort, I finally managed to de-flour Wing-Man after last Saturday's run. We really appreciated the surprise of being named (even though the car still has a strange smell of stale beer & bread). We look forward to carrying on the newly learned hashing skills in Geneva (Wing Man promised that she will practice her beer downing skills before we get there). All the best for your future hashes and thanks for making us feel so welcome in the short time that we have been running with you. On… on… WM & 2F
PLUS... WE COVER THE EARTH
Another marathoning Holyland Hasher heard from...
Airhead has written the HHHH with the following news: "Talking of marathons, Trouser Snake (for those who remember him!) has just done (actually it was four weeks ago) the Canberra Marathon. He got pretty close to his target of four hours - 4 hours, 1 minute and 1 second - but it means he might have to try again!"
In addition, Loony Tunes and Kiss My Yasser send their best from Prague where they don't Hash because they are too busy but hopefully manage the occasional beer as it's apparently quite popular over there.
AND... DISORGANIZATION RULES
Mismanagement Committee eats drinks and leaves
The Holyland Hash House Harriers' Mismanagement Committee convened this week to disband itself (ouch) and nominate the new committee whose members -- including the new RA and his lovely Ass[istant] -- will be revealed this Saturday (and won't they be surprised). Nonetheless, some hints as to what lies in store:
1. The new Hash Cash is Scottish. Hmm...
2. The Hare Razor will be the GM and the GM will be the Hare Razor.
3. The new Hash Trash has taken on Hash Flash as well and plans a video documentary.
4. Beware, as the new Beermeister will be making his own in the bathtub -- again.
Also, please save the evenings of June 9th (or 16th) -- I can't tell you why just yet.

TO EVERYTHING THERE IS A SEASON...
Oh boo. No more runs upcoming till fall
2.6.2007 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon - Contact: 09 774 9015, 052 358 0004 - http://www.women-tri.com/
16.6.2007 - Tel Aviv Triathlon - Contact: 03-6764008
28.6.2007 - Tel Aviv White Nights Run - 10k, 5k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305

http://www.nightrun.co.il/
29.6.2006 - Agmon Duathlon (Hula Valley) - Contact: 04-6817137, Yaron Mark - 057-7700772


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posted by Rachel N. at 12:46 PM

23 May, 2007

HASH TRASH - RUN 683

HASH TRASH - RUN 683
Home Alone (Holyland Hash-style)
Place: Herzliya Pituach
Hare: Diablo

For a change, Saturday's Hash was in Herzliya Pituach. Okay, there really was a difference because the starting point was on the other side of the highway. This shift to the wrong side of the tracks (plus her having neglected to include an online map) resulted in Humble Scribe being quite tardy, delaying runners and walkers alike, for which she is truly sorry. There are other things for which she is neither sorry nor humble*, but more about that later.

The weather was lovely and sunny. Taco Balls said it was "hotter than hell" but he may have forgotten what August is all about, or it might have been because he was FRB. On the other hand, RA Fer Fox Sake noted that despite being the hare, Diablo was out in front most of the time. But more about that later.

The half-way point was a beer stop at the home of Doggie Style and Shock & Awe. A few bottles of excellent Samuel Adams created a party atmosphere, we sang "More Beer" and the runners took off. Only a moment later, Deliverance emerged from the toilet, grabbed the Hash Horn and ran out of the garden gate yelling, "Wait for me!", tootling away furiously. The technical point as to whether the Hare was to blame for leaving someone behind if that person was peeing on the Hash, in contravention of all conventions, will be discussed later.

Herzliya Pituach has gone hedge happy, shrub crazy and bush wacky so Captain Caveman had plenty of opportunity to tango with some topiary in the shape of dancers. Surprising that he had the energy after having run 15k that morning and having done 350+** runs in his time with the Holyland Hash House Harriers -- but more about that later on.

Sources inform Humble Scribe that there was some whinging, that FFS was spotted short cutting (Dr. Do-little, where are you? Come back and reclaim your crown!) and that Lager Lout drove over the circle on her way out. During the Down-downs, Boston Creamed was charged with insolence, having interrupted the RA to correct him*** and made to drink quite a lot of beer. Having carried the FRB bell, Neverfucker was called to task for what we hope was rust on his shirt front and Lager Lout was given the task of saying "Yeovil" to an absent Dead Boring. Whatever that means.

Congratulations are due again to Deliverance and Fer Fox Sake, this time for completing the Netanya Triathlon. FFS's time was 02:54:06.85 and Deliverance's was 03:06:51.75 -- she also came in second in her age group. The Munich Marathon and Herzliya Women's Mini-Triathlon beckon.

*I was right though.
** Give or take a couple of hundred runs.

*** Still right though.

Down-downs
Hare - Diablo
FRB - Diablo (though it was really Taco Balls)
Hash Lack of Respect - Boston Creamed
DFL - Neverfucker
Shitty Shirt - Neverfucker
Returnees - FFS, Diablo
Iron Hashers - Deliverance, FFS
Wembly Widow - Lager Lout
50 Runs - Boston Creamed
350+ Runs - Captain Caveman
Left Deliverance Behind - Diablo

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 684
Place: Netanya
Hare: Deliverance

Hash #684 will be in beautiful Netanya. From Herziliyya and Tel Aviv take the coastal road Highway #2 North towards Haifa. Take the Poleg (Ikea) exit and turn left at the light. You are on Ben Gurion. Stay on Ben Gurion until you come a large playground on your right. Pass the playground and take your next right by the large apartment building. Then take your next immediate right into the dirt parking lot. Your hare will be waiting there.
If you get lost call Deliverance: 054-300-5092.

E-Map site (in English)
http://www3.emap.co.il/eng_index.asp

IN CLOSING...
Dandruff and Pusher wish everyone in the Holyland HHH a big hello from Down Under. Also, in Australian-related matters, we wish Russian Bride's girlfriend Jacquie a safe trip back home and apologize for misspelling her name last week.

AND... SHOP TILL YOU DROP
Yarid HaMutagim (the semiannual brand names fair) takes place this weekend, May 24, 25 and 26, at the Tel Aviv Fairgrounds. Mega Sport usually gets rid of last year's model Nikes and Adidas with a 2 for 1 sale, making it well worth the NIS 15 entry fee.

PLUS... YOU'RE SO GOOD WEB VIDEO LINK
C'mon Toshi! Click this link!
Learn Sexy English
http://www.glumbert.com/media/english

AND... GET YOUR THINKING CAPS ON
The last Quiz Night before the long summer break will be on Friday 25th May.
Mark your diaries and RSVP to Lager Lout at ruthfretwell@hotmail.com

PLUS... UPCOMING RUNS
2.6.2007 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon - Contact: 09 774 9015, 052 358 0004 - http://www.women-tri.com/
16.6.2007 - Tel Aviv Triathlon - Contact: 03-6764008
28.6.2007 - Tel Aviv White Nights Run - 10k, 5k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
29.6.2006 - Agmon Duathlon (Hula Valley) - Contact: 04-6817137, Yaron Mark - 057-7700772


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posted by Rachel N. at 2:19 PM

17 May, 2007

Correction to HASH TRASH - RUN 682



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posted by Rachel N. at 9:51 AM

16 May, 2007

HASH TRASH - RUN 682

HASH TRASH - RUN 682
Hold Everything!
Place: Gaash
Hares: Stroker, aided by Dead Boring
 
One should always beware a trail set by Marathon runners. It's bound to be a long Hash, with few breaks and little sympathy for the average Hasher who is generally more interested in the goal* rather than the journey. Clearly, however, our Hares (now Rome Marathon laureates**), have a rather low opinion of the aforementioned average Hasher because there were holds at almost every turn.
 
The first section*** of the run was some 4.7k and the second section 2.3k -- distances recorded accurately by Captain Caveman's super duper heart rate defibrillator vibrator -- and nothing dramatic happened during the run. Well, except that front-running Richard fell for absolutely no reason at all. We ran through a national park, a golf course and a kibbutz. Doggie Style's dog climbed up on the roof of the car. And a lot of guys had to take a whiz.
 
The exciting event of the day was the surprise naming of Claire and Richard, only moments before they take their leave for the cooler climes of Switzerland. As both work for Procter & Gamble, it was only natural that their Hash names reflect their esteemed employer, manufacturer of Metamucil bulk-producing laxative and Always feminine pads, with the honorifics**** Two Fingers (Richard) and Wing Man (Claire). We wish them the best of luck in presenting themselves to the Geneva Hash House Harriers.
 
Deliverance's having completing the Jordan Valley Triathlon was saluted during the Down-downs, with Dead Boring noting that her accomplishments (06:51:22.30) put the ordinary human Marathoners in the shade. In any case, here's to her, she's a blue, etc. etc. Fer Fox Sake did it in 06:33:00.95 and we will drink to him when he gets back from creating electronic interference with US Vice President Richard Cheney's many pacemakers.
 
Congratulations to the world's youngest grandmother! Well, at least the Holyland Hash House Harrier's youngest grandmama. Twin Peak's daughter Tiffany gave birth to Mason John, on May 8th at 9:46PM weighing in at 8 pounds 6 ounces (4.2k) and 21 inches (53.34 cm). Mother, the other mother and baby are all doing well.
 
A final note: Summer is coming and with it come the dust storms that make washing the car a philosophical point to ponder (if a car is washed and immediately re-covered with a layer of dust, was it ever clean?). Humble Scribe will resume regular weather reports as soon as the weather stabilizes at the usual summer boiling point.
 
*Beer.
** And speedy ones, at that!
*** Shock & Awe pointed out that halves are by nature equal in measure. Dead Boring's feeling was that these are Hash halves which can be any size, shape or stripe.
**** Horrific.
 
DOWN-DOWNS
FRB - Neverfucker
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Virgins - Just Geoff, Jackie
Returnees - Boston Creamed, Bravefart, Doggie Style, Shock & Awe
Flying - Richard, Swamp Monster
Iron Woman - Deliverance
Piss Stop - Diablo, Neverfucker, Shock & Awe
Naming - Two Fingers (formerly Richard), Wing Man (nee Claire)
 
AND... HASH TRASH SMASH!
Kudos (and thanks) to Fer Fox Sake for a gorgeous blog posting of the Run 680 Hash Trash
and Dead Boring for his dead funny Run 681 Hash Trash
which has gained him an international fan* base, as evinced by the following message received this week. It reads:
"You have no Ikdea who I am, but I just found your Hash Blog by clicking 'Random' on a hash web ring. I just wanted to thank you for a good giggle; love those links.  And, by the way, I have been one of three or four hounds more than once here in Philadelphia, PA.  Everyone else's loss (http://morebeerforme.com) !
"On on,
Cause for Blindness
www.bfm.phillyhash.com"
 
*Stalker
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 683
Place: The area south of Kfar Shemaryahu, just east of Nordau Street.
Hare: Diablo
 
From Herzliya Pituach: 
Take Keren Hayesod Street east and cross over Rt. 2 (Namir Road) interchange.  At first traffic light, turn right on Nordau Street.  Follow Nordau until approaching your 3rd left turn, Darom Street (opposite Frishman, there is a playground on corner).  Turn left down the hill and bear right.  The road ends into HaMesila Street. Hash will start from dirt lot near this corner.  Park and look for your Hare
 
From Tel Aviv: 
Take Ayalon North to first Herzliya Exit.  Turn right at top of exit ramp and after crossing over Ayalon make your first right on Moshe Dayan Blvd.  Pass footbridge over to railway station on right and then take next right on to HaMesila Street.  Go straight until you see first left at Nof Shedemot Street. Hash will start from dirt lot near this corner.  Park and look for your Hare.

 
Lost? Call Diablo at 050 561 2123
 
IN CLOSING...
The last Quiz Night before the long summer break will be on Friday 25th May.
Mark your diaries and RSVP to Lager Lout at ruthfretwell@hotmail.com
 
AND... UPCOMING RUNS
Th-th-that's all for this summer's runs. The season resumes in October.
18.5.2007 - Park HaMayim (Water Park) Run - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305 -
18.5.2007 -  Netanya Triathlon - Contact: 03-6764008
2.6.2007 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon - Contact: 09 774 9015, 052 358 0004 - www.women-tri.com 
16.6.2007 - Tel Aviv Triathlon - Contact: 03-6764008
28.6.2007 - Tel Aviv White Nights Run - 10k, 5k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
29.6.2006 - Agmon Duathlon (Hula Valley) - Contact: 04-6817137, Yaron Mark - 057-7700772
 
OR... HOWZABOUT THESE REGIONAL RUNS?
Planning ahead... looking farther afield... still nothing till October...
25.11.2007 - Cyprus Aphrodite Half Marathon and 5Km Fun Run
http://www.runclub.com.cy/aphrodite2007.html
28.10.2007 - Intercontinental Istanbul Eurasia Marathon
http://www.istanbulmarathon.org/english/main.asp
29.11.2007 2.12.2007 - Cyprus International 4-day Challenge
4.4.2008 - Dead Sea Ultra Marathon - Amman
 
PLUS... FEELING DISORIENTED?
Information on some interesting events is available at the Israel Sport Orienteering website.
 
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"Where Beer and Idiocy Meet"
 
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posted by Rachel N. at 12:18 AM

10 May, 2007

Fwd: HASH TRASH WHAT NUMBER RUN NO IKDEA

--- Hash Trash <hashers_r_us@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Date: Mon, 7 May 2007 11:36:26 -0700 (PDT)
> From: Hash Trash <hashers_r_us@yahoo.com>
> Subject: HASH TRASH WHAT NUMBER RUN NO IKDEA
> To: Hash Trash <hashers_r_us@yahoo.com>
> CC: geoff_greenleaf@yahoo.com
>
> To all hashers, of which 95% were elsewhere
> Saturday.
>
> Never in the history of the hash have so few
> gathered. (www.howmanyhashersmakeapack.com) in
> Ranananananna. I am a faithful hound but this week
> really was the limit www.godisthisreallyfun.com Six
> people actually made the effort and those normally
> present had all kinds of crap excuses
> http://www.mygirlfriendisintown.com guess she must
> be a real beaut if he can't be seen in public with
> her! or http://www.triathloninashittylake.com This
> was also an unusual hash as it had a first half hare
> never****er and a second half hare Michelle
> http://www.ilikedrivingmycar.com Now the first half
> actually did have flower although at one point the
> hare could not remember what one of his signs meant
> and we cut off one third of the run. The run took
> the huge pack http://www.justthe3ofus.com through
> fields and roads and had one really exciting moment
> http://www.diablofellonhisarse.co.il Then, we came
> to the second half, which was 4 kms long and had one
> blob of flower explained by the hare as
> being the only place she could safely park to
> http://www.getherarseoutthecar.com Once the run was
> over the happy band of hashers opened a beer or two
> then moved on to the down-downs which were as
> follows:
>
> First half hare
> Never****er
> Second half hare
> Michelle
> *FRB in the male 44 year old category Diablo
> *FRB in the male 31 year old category Never****er
> SCB in the extremely maybe male category Dr
> Dolittle
> Dead last walker
> Lager lout
> Flying award
> Diablo
>
> *Ok sounds crap but with so few people we had to
> spread it out a bit.
>
> NEXT WEEKS HASH
>
> Take the Haifa road north and get off at the GAASH
> exit
>
http://www.israelissoboringletsallgoshoppingingaash.co.il
> at the end of the slip road go left at the
> roundabout http://www.historyofcorrectenglish.co.uk
> go through the tunnel and right at the end. Continue
> along this road and turn left at the roundabout
> after the shops where there is a book shop. At the
> next roundabout turn right then right into the large
> car park where your hares will be waiting.
>
> If lost http://www.howeasycandirectionsbe.com
>
> 0546416222
>
> Upcoming events:
>
> Male leg shaving competition
> http://www.doyouwaxorcream.com


>
>
> QUIZ NIGHT
>
> 25th May last one before the summer details to
> follow.
>
>
> On-On Dead Boring
>
>
> HASH SCRIBE
>

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>
>
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posted by Rachel N. at 11:43 AM

02 May, 2007

Run 680 - The Aussie Run

Strewth Cobbers , how do you make the warm amber taste used for down downs better than an abo's jockstrap simple you add the greatest bonzer known food to it it yes mothers milk does taste better with a savoury spread, made from an extract of brewers yeast, eaten on sandwiches and toast. or from a spoon in conjunction with the amber fluid.

More later

So there we were standing around like shags on rock waiting for any more hashers to turn up , a mottley bunch of four decided to run along with the hares ,the hares gave the ducks guts and it was "on On" - what was real beaut woz that Goldo had to check it out more times than she has ever done because there were so few on the trail. Richo, Clair and Up the Duff Pausey also ran around look chooks with no heads trying to find the start of the trail.



Eventually over the bridge next to the servo and thru the sand all the whingers thought they were on a dead cert until the drongos realised that there were two trails but they did not chuck a spaz . At the next hold like a bunch of derros the hashers took forever to find the trail and then again thru the sand we hit the cliffs where luckily and for a bloody change there were no poofters on the beach swinging their wedding tackle around ,



we stopped for a team pic were naturally Up the Duff Pausey adopted the moon stance

Setting of again down to the never never, we thought that the hashers would chuck a spaz, with no seppo's on the run the hashers were flat out like lizards drinking trying to find the trail,




Which was up the ruddy sand hill and down again



We eventaully got to the half way and introduced the all time international classic "C'mon on Aussie C'mon" complete with a Mexican wave.

The second half gave the option for the most daft short cut option , just run accross Hwy 2 or continue on. They continued on to right till we got to a tunnel under the road where some noggin had decided to drop a bondi cigar at the entrance in between setting the hash and running it.

Well Goldo and Up the Duff Pausey spat the dummy and decidedc to LONG CUT and run over the bridge ahead what nongs. then again tempting fate ran back down the side of the bloody Hwy



. Richo and his missus to be joined the hares and went thru the tunnel .





The servo could been seen but the hares wanted to cheese off the pack a bit more so went to the back of beyond and woop woop before the on in.

Back at the circle the walkers waited and drank amber fluid as the pack ran in , Fer Fox Sake sharing a Sheila momment complained that with his shaved legs (done for sporting reasons to make him go faster) that he now has sympathy with the other sheilas that running thru scrub scratches your legs more when they a softer than a rug rats bum.




Now to continue the Anzac Spirit with each down down the hasher had to first lick a spoon of vegemite (think vegemite shooter) before doing the down down , and fair suck of the sav bottle not one wanker did not like the taste it made warm (Pommie Bastard) beer taste better

Hares - Russian Bride & FFS
FRB - Richo
LCB (Long Cutting Bastards) Goldo & Up the Duff Pausey
Snag Hasher Lager Louty
New PBs at herzliyya 10km in the Morning - Seppo Deliveranco & FFS
Tunnels rats - Richo & Clairey
SCB - the Walking Wankers - Lager Louty , Dr Dolittleo & Seppo Deliveranco
Birthday Tossers - FFS, Dr Dolittleo, Up the Duff Pausey

posted by Rachel N. at 11:33 AM

01 May, 2007

Hash Trash Directions Run 681

Strewth Cobber
If that septic holiday maker Boston Cream ever looks
into her lunch box and answers my question as to how
to access the Blog then I will be able to write up the
most fantastic hash ever bloody well run complete with
photos of Goldmember having to check out the trail
cause few drongos managed to get their heads out of
the nosebag and turn up for Russian Brides and yours
truly most bloody excellant run, crikeys we had it all
bondi cigars , the cliffs of galipolli, ocean views
with no drongos showing their wedding tackle and all
with photos. We even had hashers being long cutting
bastards . So when the septic gets her act together
and logs on with how to's and passwords there will be
a photo montage thats a bloody pulitizer winner and
you'se will have to go to the blog thing.
Yeah you know the blog thing that has minor things
like who the hare is for next week so we do not have
to stand in the circle and look at each and say I
don't know who it is next week .
So youse will all get another email thing later this
week with links to the blog for the hash report for
the last run
OK this week directions .
Hares are Neverfucker and yet to be named Michelle who
after this week setting a hash shall be named at the
discretion of the mismanagement hashers .
Do not worry about chucking a wobbly this weekend
Michelle it will be soon but not this weekend so if
youse wants too you can wear a party frock this
Saturday.
Enough crap here are the directions from the hares

Directions:
Going East on Ahuza in Ra'anana turn right at light
number 13,

(NOTE TO ALL IDIOTS INCLUDING MYSELF - LIGHTS IN
RA'ANANA HAVE A NUMBER ON TOP OF THEM DO NOT DRIVE
INTO RA"ANANA AND COUNT 13 LIGHTS LIKE I DID LAST TIME
- LOOK AT THE NUMBER ON THE LIGHTS)

going West turn left.

Go to the end of that street (HaPrachim) and turn rt.

The first right in HaHartzit; turn right and go to the
end.

My cell number is 050 698 0384 if anyone gets lost.
Its my apts.
See you soon!
Michelle


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posted by Rachel N. at 3:36 PM