Down-downs for Run #1111 - Directions to Run #1112

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!! 

DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Wankers -- Red? Who said red? I'll take some of that. And we did, and it was good. And there was much rejoicing. And then we ran. We ran for hours. Uprooting trees, shrubs & flowers. Like Viking, who poured beer on his head. Head? etc., etc. 

Down-downs for Run #1111 - RED DRESS RUN!!!

Hares:  Magically Delicious and Dudley Do Lube

FRB: Cummunion

DFL:  Just Carlos

Returnees:  Just Laura, Spit or Swallow, Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Deliverance, Viking, Toe Job, Just Lesley, Just Daniel, Afterbirth, Roadkill

Virgins: Just Carlos, Just Sandra

Visitors: Viking, Toe Job

Pissing:  Just Daniel, Puppy Love Machine

Shortcutting: Elaine...? RA did not record her Hash name and says sorry. 

Hash Gear: Viking

Breeding Hash Brats:  Fluffer, Spit or Swallow

Toupe:  Cummunion

Anniversary: Afterbirth and Roadkill

Late:  Puppy Love Machine

Fuck Off:  Ghaddafi 

Directions to Run #1112

The hash will start from the end of Harel Street in Mevasseret Zion. At the second roundabout (which is also the end of the road) there is a carpark. 

Date: July 25, 2015

Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)

Place:  End of Harel Street, Mevasseret Zion

Map: https://goo.gl/maps/m5OYQ

Lost? Call Crocksucker at 054-747-1914

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Down-downs for Run #1110 - Directions to Run #1111

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!!
DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Okay, Wankers -- Received no reports about Run #1110 although there are some disturbing shots on Facebook of Hashers abusing playground equipment. We may assume there was an FRB, a DFL, and someone probably either peed on trail or accidentally wore a hat in the circle. Shame on you.

And now, without further ado... you asked for it, you got it.
RUN #1111 -- THE RED DRESS RUN!!!
It's here! It's here! It's finally here!!!!!!

Our Hare writes: RUN # 1111 is finally happening!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we shall don our red dresses and run through the streets of Tel Aviv, whilst drinking our favorite beverage!!! Starting point A will be at Rothschild 6 (i.e. the large plaza at the end of the blvd). We will meet at the far corner of the plaza, and to not offend the general public with our acts of indecency (or at least minimize the damage). The birthday boy DDL, after having recovered from his bi-annual drinking, will be setting with me. It shall be one of my shitty-est trails yet, with lots of spots for people to wank out if need be. On after will be at The Dancing Camel Florentine … That's right! Magic promises great beer and great times will be had by all!!

Directions
Date: July 18, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  Rothschild 6, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5t2hb

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster*
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker

*SOS - where are you...?

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Down-downs for Run #1109 - Directions to Run #1110

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!! DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Hello Winkety Wankety Wankers -- Here's the report from last week's run from our field correspondent (and Hare), Gadhafi.

"More than a dozen hashers braved the heat and hills of Jerusalem Saturday to attend Hash #1109. The Tel Aviv delegation arrived a half-hour early but they had been drinking. The trail coursed up a few hills and through the newly refurbished Gazelle Park. The walkers moved the beer stop to a shady spot close to the entrance and collapsed on a tarp. Some walkers said they saw a pair of gazelles at the watering hole. The only gazelles seen by the runners were of the two-legged, beer-swilling genus. That's all I can remember".

Down-downs for Run #1109
Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box
FRB: Thumbelina
DFL: Boston Creamed
Shitting on the trail: Almost everyone
Pointing: Gadhafi
Returnees: Gadhafi, Hot Box, some more
Pooping on the Trail: Poposchnitzel
Dog Discrimination: Gadhafi, Puppy Love
Child Abuse (this should be a career recognition award): Crock Sucker

GET READY... RUN #1111 IS COMING!!! RED DRESS RUN IN ONE WEEK!!!

Directions to Run #1110
Date: July 11, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  6 Sheetrit St. The parking lot at the Olympic Stadium, adjacent to  the le-gen-dary Arnold's restaurant. Legendary!
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ZlDK9

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054 790 9034
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Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube (with a little bit of Magic) - RED DRESS!!!
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker
After that,who knows. Sending out an SOS (hint, hint...)

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Down-downs for Run #1108 - Directions to Run #1109

Hey Wankers: It was hot, it was a shitty trail, much beer was consumed, we sang some songs, did the Down-downs, and that was pretty much it.This coming week: a Fourth of July run!

Down-downs for Run #1108

Hare - Fluffer
FBR - Captain Caveman
DFL - Just Martha
Virgins - Just Laura, Just Martha
Returnees - Fluffer, Kneesus Saves, Pregnant Pause, Roadkill
New Shoes (sandals, really) - Kneesus Saves
Fraternal Twins / Fashion Police - Just Laura & PopoSchnitzel (Texas tees), Magically Delicious & Roadkill (dupli-kilts)
Misnaming - Flugger, Magically Delicious, Kneesus Saves
Beer Abuse (Can this be? Can't read the RA's scrawl. Well, whatever...) - Magically Delicious. Captain Caveman
Lollygagging on Trail - Boston Creamed

Announcements

RUN #1111 IS FAST APPROACHING!!! GET YOUR RED DRESS READY...

Directions to Run #1109

Date: July 4th, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place: The parking lot on David Zvi Pinkas St., near the Sulam Yaakov Garden, Jerusalem
Map:  https://goo.gl/maps/9aLCU

Our Hare writes: We meet at 16:00 hours Saturday at the parking lot on David Zvi Pinkas St., near the Sulam Yaakov Garden in Jerusalem. It's a small park off of Ha-Rav Herzog St. between the Botanical Garden and the Stadium road. Here are the coordinates I get from Google Maps but I am not sure they are accurate. We started there once before a few years ago: 31.763014, 35.199080

Any questions, call Gadhafi: 054-697-7748.

In closing...

Look what we got from the Stockholm Hash! Sometimes junk mail can be fun!

WELCOME TO THE JUNE

NATIONAL DAY & EUROVISION SONG CONTEST TRASH

 

 

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