10 July, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1109 - Directions to Run #1110

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!! DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Hello Winkety Wankety Wankers -- Here's the report from last week's run from our field correspondent (and Hare), Gadhafi.

"More than a dozen hashers braved the heat and hills of Jerusalem Saturday to attend Hash #1109. The Tel Aviv delegation arrived a half-hour early but they had been drinking. The trail coursed up a few hills and through the newly refurbished Gazelle Park. The walkers moved the beer stop to a shady spot close to the entrance and collapsed on a tarp. Some walkers said they saw a pair of gazelles at the watering hole. The only gazelles seen by the runners were of the two-legged, beer-swilling genus. That's all I can remember".

Down-downs for Run #1109
Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box
FRB: Thumbelina
DFL: Boston Creamed
Shitting on the trail: Almost everyone
Pointing: Gadhafi
Returnees: Gadhafi, Hot Box, some more
Pooping on the Trail: Poposchnitzel
Dog Discrimination: Gadhafi, Puppy Love
Child Abuse (this should be a career recognition award): Crock Sucker

GET READY... RUN #1111 IS COMING!!! RED DRESS RUN IN ONE WEEK!!!

Directions to Run #1110
Date: July 11, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  6 Sheetrit St. The parking lot at the Olympic Stadium, adjacent to  the le-gen-dary Arnold's restaurant. Legendary!
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ZlDK9

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054 790 9034
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Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube (with a little bit of Magic) - RED DRESS!!!
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker
After that,who knows. Sending out an SOS (hint, hint...)

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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