19 June, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1106 - Directions to Run #1107


Dearest Wankers -- Actually, Hash Scribe did not receive any Down-downs for Run #1106 (though there are some very nice photos on Facebook). Instead, please enjoy the full list of Down-downs from Run #1105 -- with thanks to AfterBirth.

It was a shitty last minute trail. We thought 3 would show and 16 did. There were trees, shrubs and hills. There were ducks, nipples, attack pigeons, lots of beer and a rousing On-after. The person that wrote this list may have had a few beers and has no idea what they wrote due to beer and autocorrect. But whatever. Enjoy.

Hare: Road Kill
Walker Hare: AfterBirth
Virgin:  Just Garrett
FRB: Kneeseus
Cannot parallel park a jeep: Cum on my Buddy
MVR (Most Valuable Runner): Rajesh
DFLs: Dry Rub and Just Dave
Re joiners: Dry Rub , just Will and a whole batch of people
Misnaming: Afterbirth, Qaddafi,Magic
Ladies man: Cummunion
Bird Brains: RoadKill, Double Entry knob
Sitting on Trail: All the walkers Just Garett, PopaSchnitzel
Pointer: Just Dave, Kneeses, Roadkill
Dirty scrubby bastards: Just Dave, Puppy Love,
Smokers: Magic, kneeses, Just Dave
Relievers: Magic
Wanna leave the HHHH and go somewhere else: Too many
Nipples: Kneeseus
Avoiding: Cummunion
Chicken Song of the Day: Magic

Directions to Run #1107

Date: June 20, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place:  The small parking lot near the Israel Scouts on Yehoshua Yevin St., the street leading to the Monastery of the Cross, Jerusalem.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/wK9eJ
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653

BTW: There was an excellent Looney Moon Hash on June 11th, attended by Magically Delicious, Poposchnitzel, Gonadfather, Boston Creamed and, of course, Puppy Love Machine. There was not so much running as losing one another in the crowded Jerusalem Light Festival, performing the Chicken Song in public, and being accosted by the juvenile delinquents of downtown J-town. Call it a bonding experience. The run was followed by some excellent fare at HaMarakiya, the soup place (but they had run out of soup).

Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Boston Creamed
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

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