19 March, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1094 - Directions to Run #1095

Hallo Wankers!

Double Entry writes, "1094 was a Pizza Hash. What a Turn Out for a Lousy Pizza. But after 5.5 Km of Ramat Hasharon climbs, it tasted bloody good. Some Old Timers complained about the Distance. Well . a reminder, that Hash is primarily about Running and then come all the rest. Seriously, What is this World coming to?? Some Hashers need to work on conditioning. As usual MD's genitals, marked some Road Signs, and did some fancy Baby Cart rides. What the Hell , it was fun , even though it was a Shity Trial.  Love the Mug-Thks TP. Also, Just Brad is one Mean Runner." We also hear reports that Hash Brat Yannai is finally getting used to us Hashers and really couldn't have been any cuter.

Down-downs for Run #1094

HARE:  Double Entry
FRB:    Fart Smella
DFL:    Deliverance (what a difference a week makes)
RETURNEES:    Just Lesly, Just Daniel, Fart Smella, Road Kill, Double Entry, Goldmember, Fecal Flyer & Dudley Do Lube
LATECOMERS:  Puppy Love Machine & Just Rose
HASHY BIRTHDAY: Fart Smella, Road Kill & Just Daniel
MISNAMING:  Deliverance, Magically Delicious & Double Entry
RELIEVING:  Magically Delicious, Twin Peaks, Just Rose & Puppy Love Machine
THEFT:  Goldmember (She "nicked" the shopping cart off the street because someone else would have anyway)*
CHILD ABUSE:  Croc Sucker
PICKING UP SHIT:  Road Kill  (Apparently, picked up a set of drum sticks and provided music for the runners)
FLASH DANCE:  Just Daniel
NO ????? (Sorry I cannot read Deliverance's handwriting**):  Just Lesly, Just Daniel, Road Kill, Puppy Love Machine & Just Rose
WELL DESERVED NEW HASH MUGS:  Double Entry & Fart Smella

*Common British slang for "stolen".  See also: pinched, taxed, half-inched, lifted, knocked off, 'fell off the back of a lorry'.
**Maybe "No Hash gear"?

On March 17th there was a Green Dress Run and it was great, in that it was a shitty trail and everyone had a good time, including visiting Copen-Hasher Viking!

Hash Weekend! Captain Caveman knows what's what.

Directions to Run #1095
Hare: Twin Peaks
Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Mar 21, 2015
Place: Parking lot at the corner of Dubnov and Shaul Hamelech (next to the "London mini-store") https://goo.gl/maps/5bZ7l
Maps: here's a Google Map for ya'll from HaShalom interchange - https://goo.gl/maps/yiG4Q
        Head northwest on Giv'at HaTahmoshet Street
        Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan Street
        Turn right onto Dubnov Street
        Continue on Dubnov until you hit the corner of Sha'ul HaMelech
        You have reached your destination..
Or just tap "Sha'ul HaMelech 6, Tel Aviv-Yafo" into Waze.

Still lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

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