13 March, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1093 - Directions to Run #1094

Er... whassup, Wankers!

Apologies for the delay in getting Hash Trash out. I have no excuse. Everyone was so responsible about getting Down-downs and directions in early that, apparently, I was shocked into inaction.

Here is what happened last week: We convened in Jerusalem, at the parking lot next to the Israel Scouts and were treated to some foaming nectar courtesy of our newbie brewers, Deliverance and Twin Peaks. And when I say foaming, I mean molecular cuisine-worthy suds. Apparently, something went wrong in the bottling process, blah blah blah, whatever. It tasted fine -- especially the wheat foam. We look forward to this week's batch.

We ran, we met at a halfway point, were treated to some cherry vodka, ran some more and got back to the foamy suds.

Down-downs for Run #1093

HARES:    Gaddafi & Hot Box
FRB:    Deliverance
DFL:    Boston Creamed
RETURNEES:    Gonad Father, Just Michael, Poposhnitzel
SHORT CUTTERS:  Gonad Father & Magically Delicious
HASHY BIRTHDAY: Puppy Love Machine, Poposhnitzel & Deliverance
SIGNAL CONFUSION:  Just Rose
RELIEVING:  Cummunion
FLASHING:  CrocSucker
BACKSTAGE DAD:  Gonad Father
OVERDRESSED (FOR THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE LAST TIME):  Magically Delicious
NATURAL HAIR COLOR:  Hot Box
BEST COSTUME:  Caveman
FOAMING BEER:  Twin Peaks & Deliverance

And, the most important event of the Hash: Just Michael is no more and will henceforth be known as THUMBELINA.

UPCOMING
March 17 -  It's almost here! Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day / Green Dress Run
Hash Weekend! It is still being disorganized by Captain Caveman. Speak to him about the details.

Directions to Run #1094
On-After? Double Entry suggests a nice short & cozy On On picnic (with the sundown) on the grass in the park - with DE shouting [sic] pizza – so the rest to bring a Salad and/or whatever.

Hare: Double Entry
Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: March 14, 2015
Place: Netzach St Ramat Hasharon- See Map Here
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/WOcGx

Lost? Seriously? You couldn't even get that right? We've started there like a million times...
Still Lost? Call Double Entry 054-7909034

Again: Double Entry suggests a picnic so bring a Salad and/or whatever.

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
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