12 February, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for H4 Run #1089 - Directions to Run #1090 - VALENTINE'S DAY RUN!!!

Dear Wankers,

Turnout for the White Shirt run was huge as we were joined by Hashers, past and present, from near and far. The trail was shitty -- isn't it always? -- and there were Down-downs aplenty but it was the On-on after, at Grill Deluxe in Old Jaffa, that was the true spectacle of the day. Without mincing words, let's just say that we won't be invited back there any time soon.And a good time was had by all.

Those in possession of incriminating photographs are invited to post them to Facebook and upload them to our Picasa account.

PLEASE NOTE: Once again, the Hare has neglected to give the Hash Scribe the all-important scrap of paper scrawled with Down-downs. The following list, therefore, is recalled from memory. Deal with it.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1089
Hares - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
FRB - Fart Smella? Pig Woman? Can't remember
DFL - Boston Creamed (THAT I remember)
Returnees aka: the Ski Club - Captain Caveman, Magically Delicious, Penis Envy, Pig Woman, Shooting Blanks
Dog Abuse - Boston Creamed and Nili, STD and Teddy. Hey, what about PLM and Ninja?
Mugs - Fluffer, Penis Envy, Pig Woman, Shooting Blanks
Hashy Birthday - Boston Creamed
Single Again - Puppy Love Machine
No White Shirt - Cumunion
New shoes (they were NOT) - Pig Woman
Hash Shit (don't remember why) - Afterbirth
Misnaming or something - Running Poo
Something by proxy - Crocsucker
Somthing about lipstain - Poposchnitzel
Other random Down-downs that I can't remember - Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Just Bethany, Just Brad, Just Daniel, Just Lesly, Roadkill

Feb 26 - Pimps & Hos Night at Mike's Place. Magic has called for a Thirsty Knights run. Keep an eye on the Facebook page.
March 17 - Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day /Green Dress Run

Directions to Run #1090 - VALENTINE'S DAY RUN!!!
Given that the run falls on February 14th, Magically Delicious is in the mood for romance... sort of. "As I will be breaking in not 1, but 2 virgin hares on V-day, I think this calls for a Red DressĀ  but if you really can't find a dress you should at least wear red. All wankers who are still in the country should show up."

Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Feb 14, 2015
Place: The square on the corner of Lillenblum and Herzl streets, Tel Aviv.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/PXc8E

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Boston Creamed

Hash Scribe