24 December, 2014

Directions to Run #1082 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1081

Dearest Wankers,

Fortunately, it was the next-to-shortest night of the year, which means summer is coming!
Unfortunately, we still have to get through the winter.
Fortunately, we met on time at the parking lot of the Old Train Station.
Unfortunately, due to some vans blocking his view, the aptly named Long Overdue did not see the circle and arrived fashionably late.
Fortunately, he found us and we set out.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be a shitty trail, and a long one too, so any hopes we had of doing Down-downs in while it was still light were soon dashed.
Fortunately, the halfway point was also a beer stop where the Hare charmed a few religious girls to come on over and share a beer.
Unfortunately, our rendition of "Jesus Saves" chased them off.
Fortunately, we were almost at the end of what turned out to be a 7k run.
Unfortunately, Caveman and Magic were "smart cutters" and Caveman ended up scaling a fence with extreme lack of grace, from all reports.
Fortunately, there were Down-downs.
Unfortunately, it was cold and getting dark.
Fortunately, a nice religious guy bounded over, joined the circle, had a beer, got a thrill from Magic, wished himself Happy Birthday and bounded off again.
Unfortunately, it got darker and colder -- even Magic noticed -- and we went home.
Fortunately, there will be a Christmas Run, organized by Caveman and Magic, tomorrow at 8:00pm. Start is at London Square, Tel Aviv. On-After at Mike's Place.
The Hares request that you wear your worst Christmas outfits.
https://www.facebook.com/events/643087732480928/

Down-downs for H4 Run #1081
Hare: Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Long Overdue
Latecummer: Long Overdue
Short Cutters - Everyone
Relievers - Captain Caveman, Gonadfather, Magically Delicious
Flour Blind (missed the marks) - Magically Delicious
Sexting - Puppy Love Machine, Captain Caveman
Mounting the Fence - Captain Caveman
Dog Abuse - Gonadfather (and Nili), Puppy Love Machine (and Ninja, nee Chili)
Religious Virgin Corruption (well, at least he tried) - Puppy Love Machine
Chick with Dick (and possible religious boy corruption) - Magically Delicious
No Hash Shirt (and eventually no shirt) - Magically Delicious

Directions to Run #1082
Date: Dec. 27, 2014
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Place: 1 Shenkar Street, Herzliya, (right across from Cofix).
Map (including directions from Glilot interchange): https://goo.gl/maps/hUVsJ
Lost? Call SOS at 054 671 7787

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe



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Hash Scribe

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