23 October, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1072, Directions to Run #1073

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1072nd Hash:

"It was a lovely Jerusalem day with weather perfect for running. How to explain the lack of Tel Avivians on such a lovely day? Wanking, perhaps? Caveman arrived with beer in tow, joined by Boston C., G-father and Just Michael. Puppy Love Machine, Magically Delicious and Ninja (the doggie formerly known as Chili) came up from the Dead Sea, Cummunion drove in from his new Ramallah digs and we were off -- with only a 40 minute delay. All ran except PLM who elected to stay behind and make sure the beer didn't get lonely. Little Ninja, however, was up for a run and only got stepped on 3 times. At the halfway, the gawking and hooting onlookers were treated to "Father Abraham" and a flash of what goes on under Magic's kilt, accompanied by a spirited "Kiss my ass"! We went on to take in the view atop Caveman's Erection and learned that its suspension is computer-driven. At Down-downs, it was suggested that Just Michael be named -- all suggestions are welcome so start thinking, wankers."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1072:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Captain Caveman
: Just Michael
Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
Capt. Caveman, Gonadfather
Dog Abuse: Boston Creamed, Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
No walkies: Puppy Love Machine
No shit:
Just Michael (for not bending his knees during "If I had the eyes of an eagle...")

Directions to Run 1073:
Meeting timeSaturday Oct. 25th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Edith Wolfson Park - Tel Aviv Note: According to your Hare the meeting point is somewhere in the middle of the park (here). I'd go for the parking lot, but what do I know?

On-After: Nope.

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Magically Delicious @ 053-2805002

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