12 September, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1066, Directions to Run #1067

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1066th Hash:

"'Twas a sunny afternoon in the holiest of mountains. Hashers assembled in what at first seemed a pretty easy-to-find location, but as they will soon find out, to some (aka Cummunion) even a straight line with no turns qualifies as difficult directions to follow. Some Hashers did in fact travel back to the 60s, but most looked like their regular half-minded selves.
After the usual "who's the f*cking RA this time??" banter, the Hare gave the signal and the Hounds were off. As expected from a trail around Jerusalem, up/downhills were plentiful and flats were nowhere to be found. At the halfway, after enjoying one of our favorite past times - frightening little kids while hand-flailing and singing like idiots, the Hashers left to go on a shiggy-than-ever trail. There was much rejoicing when they found at the end of that shiggy a peaceful beer stop, complete with mountain views and chairs to sHit on. With ale in our stomachs, we kept on going for a few more climbs back for the ON-IN.
Honorable mentions are in order: Gadhafi, who by the second hold had already made it clear to all that he's taken the infamous role of checking-it-out down every false trail possible; Captain Caveman & Roadkill, who in their own minds are avid Hounds aching to keep running, whereas the rest of know they're just racists who would not stop on holds and wait for their fellow Hashers; and Magically Delicious, who in the circle was reminded of the strict circle-rules, which probably made her think that here in the Holyland the A in RA probably stands for A-hole.
After a down-down festival that combined singing, burping, crying, touching, dancing, peeing, and some more drinking, this Hare realized it's been more than an hour and we're still standing there jerking around and decided to call it a day. Other Hashers were still there when I left, so if anyone finds a drunk Puppy Love Machine on the road, please pick up the phone and call 1-800-LEAVE'EM-THERE"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1066:
Hare: Fart Smella
FRB: Capt. Caveman (aka Rocky Balboa)
DLF: Boston Creamed
SCB: Magically Delicious, Fecal Flyer
Not Waiting For Check It Out (Racists): Capt. Caveman, Roadkill
Shitters: Fecal Flyer, Gadhafi, Capt. Caveman, Magically Delicious, Running Poo, Crock Sucker, Puppy Love Machine
Late Cummers: Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion
No Flowers: Fecal Flyer
No Hash Gear: Cesspool
Returnee: Fart Smella
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed, Cesspool
False Accusation: Running Poo
Hands On Hips (??): Cesspool, Cummunion
Lid In Circle: Popo Shnitzel
Give A Note? Nah, I'll Just Take A Down-Down: Running Poo
Premature Ejacu-singing: Magically Delicious
More Songs!: Roadkill

Directions to Run 1067:
Meeting timeSaturday Sep 13th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Kfar Sava, at the the parking lot of the Supermarket on the corner of Tchernikovski and Begin (here).

On-After: Nope

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Goldmember @ 052-3980164

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