15 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1062, Directions to Run #1063

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1062nd Hash:


"It wasn't long till hashers assembled, some wearing short-short skirts and other adorned with diamond necklaces and riding pink unicorns. The hare spread his wings and went on to lead the pack across tiny alleyways in the busy streets of Beijing, China, all the while whistling broadway musical showtunes. Emily and Nir the virgins were quickly deflowered once word got out that their Blockbuster subscriptions expired 3 years ago, at which time Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious began to wrestle for the opportunity to be the first to drape said virgins with their golden cloaks and give them a clean shave. At the circle, Popo Schikse gave an thrilling lecture on how to properly examine one's internal organs with nothing but a pair of scissors, duct tape and 3 hamsters covered in baby oil, and to sum it all up Cummunion joined Roadkill for a lovely rendition of My Heart Will Go On, the rap version."

(So, yeah, I wan't there. I imagine that's pretty close to what really happened) 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1062:
Hare: Cummunion
FRB: Popo Schikse
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees: Deliverance, Second Hand Job
Racist: Magically Delicious
Cry Baby: Popo Schikse
Playing Football On Trail: Caveman, Roadkill
Virgins: Just Emily, Just Nir
Misnamers: EVERYONE
Pointing: EVERYONE


Directions to Run 1063:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: San Simon Garden, Jerusalem (Here)
Address:  59 Hizkiyahu HaMelech Street, Jerusalem

Maps: From: J-Lem (Caveman's Erection)

On-After: 
Si, si! Italian fare will be served, prepared by your Hare, the G-father.
(...and to those of you who haven't tasted this gonadal cuisine - you DO NOT wanna miss it!)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed (co-Hare) @ 054-2152653


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Fart Smella

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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