Hash Trash Run #1062, Directions to Run #1063

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1062nd Hash:

"It wasn't long till hashers assembled, some wearing short-short skirts and other adorned with diamond necklaces and riding pink unicorns. The hare spread his wings and went on to lead the pack across tiny alleyways in the busy streets of Beijing, China, all the while whistling broadway musical showtunes. Emily and Nir the virgins were quickly deflowered once word got out that their Blockbuster subscriptions expired 3 years ago, at which time Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious began to wrestle for the opportunity to be the first to drape said virgins with their golden cloaks and give them a clean shave. At the circle, Popo Schikse gave an thrilling lecture on how to properly examine one's internal organs with nothing but a pair of scissors, duct tape and 3 hamsters covered in baby oil, and to sum it all up Cummunion joined Roadkill for a lovely rendition of My Heart Will Go On, the rap version."

(So, yeah, I wan't there. I imagine that's pretty close to what really happened) 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1062:

Hare: Cummunion
FRB: Popo Schikse
DFL: Deliverance

Returnees: Deliverance, Second Hand Job

Racist: Magically Delicious

Cry Baby: Popo Schikse

Playing Football On Trail: Caveman, Roadkill

Virgins: Just Emily, Just Nir

Misnamers: EVERYONE

Pointing: EVERYONE

Directions to Run 1063:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: San Simon Garden, Jerusalem (Here)

Address:  59 Hizkiyahu HaMelech Street, Jerusalem

Maps: From: J-Lem (Caveman's Erection)

On-After: Si, si! Italian fare will be served, prepared by your Hare, the G-father.

(...and to those of you who haven't tasted this gonadal cuisine - you DO NOT wanna miss it!)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed (co-Hare) @ 054-2152653

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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Fart Smella
1067	13/09/2014	Goldmember
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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