Hash Trash Run #1052, Directions to Run #1053

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1052nd Hash:

"Well, an injured hare is always a good thing and so the Hash was as shitty as they get.
The Hash was marked Sat. morning by two hashers, one couldn't have run the trail later on and the other was not even there... So, a replacement hare was summoned. He summed the Hash as: "It was hot. A nice urban trail and it was even nicer that the marking hare didn't make us run through the Sharona compound".

After a great halfway rendition of Swing Low, the Hash continued only to end at the stinkiest parking lot in TA where piss and garbage scents combined for a mind blowing experience..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1052:

Hare: Spit or Swallow (marking hare), Fluffer (running hare)
FRB: Cumunion
DFL: Gadhaffi
Late cumming: Pig Woman, Magically Delicious, Cumunion
Returnees: Spit or Swallow, Fluffer, Hot Box, Gadhaffi
Lost Hare: Fluffer
Pointer/Racist: Double Entry, Spit or Swallow

Directions to Run 1053:

Meeting time: Saturday June 7th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: None that I know of, but who knows...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Cumunion @ 052-8989492

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is on it's way - If you have any constraints or special requests, NOW'S the time!
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
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  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
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  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

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A new one will be out soon...

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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