29 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1064, Directions to Run #1065

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1064th Hash:


"Despite the fact that is was August and it was Jerusalem, a group of some 15 hounds showed up for #1064, led by a most reprehensible delegation from Tel Aviv and shouldered by a most venerable representation from the Land of Oz
It was the best of trails. It was the worst of trails. The walkers overshot the beer stop, it was alleged, due to a flat tire on a stroller. This led to a watery rendition of Shitty Trail.
But all was forgotten at the Circle as the pack drank all the beer, ate all the snacks and sang all the hymns. A dirty dozen subsequently retired to the First Train Station to extend the debauchery. The First Train never arrived, so the crew departed some time after dark, bowed but not broken."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1064:
Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box
FRB: Magically Delicious
DFL: Boston Creamed, Popo Schikse
Visitors: Jordie La Foreskin, Cesspool, Running Poo
Returnees: Crock Sucker, Just Yoram, Cummunion, Puppy Love Machine, Popo Schikse, Capt. Caveman
Shortcutting: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine
Overshooting the Beer Stop: Walkers
Leaking: Just about everybody
Sitting/Leaning: Too many to remember
The old Flat-tire-on-the-stroller excuse: Crock Sucker


Directions to Run 1065:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 30th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Parking lot @ Hadar Yosef Stadium, Tel Aviv (here)
Maps:
  • From Ayalon: Get off @ Rokach heading East and follow this
  • From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading West and follow this
Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit - seriously?? This was the starting point for about 20,000 hashes! Get a grip, man!
Call Captain Caveman @ 052-244-5644


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1066

06/09/2014

Fart Smella

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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