Hash Trash Run #1073, Directions to Run #1074

Hello fellow Hashers!

NOTE THE NEW HOUR!!!
Hash Starts at 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Hare's view of the 1073rd Hash:

"The weather was perfect for a longer run, so I set a lovely 6k trail for my all male pack (Caveman, Double entry, fecal flyer, Viking, CumUnion, roadkill, and ranger ralph- a visitor they found looking for us at the beginning of trail).
I let the pack go by themselves, they were found by ranger ralph, who couldn't find A. They couldn't figure out the first play stop I let for them, but they did manage to find the half way.
We drank beer, ran back to A, drank more beer, and made with the down downs. It was a good time.. the end"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1073 (complete with Hare notes!!!):

Hare: Magically Delicious
FRB: Fecal Flyer.
DFL: Captain Caveman (I don't fucking remember- I'm drinking now, and that was five days ago eh).
Late cuming: Cumunion (SURPRISE!!)
I don't remember any more: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1074:

Meeting time: Saturday Nov. 1st., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm. (Is this ugly and eye catching enough?!)

Location: HaBima Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here) (new! Waze link!).

Parking: There's a parking lot underneath HaBima, entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street

Directions: From outside TLV, go

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to Ayalon, exit @ Azrieli and follow this. Easy peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fluffer @ 052-8801111

Other messages:

• New Hare Roster is out! Look for your name on it!
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #	Date	Hare
1075	08/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1072, Directions to Run #1073

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1072nd Hash:

"It was a lovely Jerusalem day with weather perfect for running. How to explain the lack of Tel Avivians on such a lovely day? Wanking, perhaps? Caveman arrived with beer in tow, joined by Boston C., G-father and Just Michael. Puppy Love Machine, Magically Delicious and Ninja (the doggie formerly known as Chili) came up from the Dead Sea, Cummunion drove in from his new Ramallah digs and we were off -- with only a 40 minute delay. All ran except PLM who elected to stay behind and make sure the beer didn't get lonely. Little Ninja, however, was up for a run and only got stepped on 3 times. At the halfway, the gawking and hooting onlookers were treated to "Father Abraham" and a flash of what goes on under Magic's kilt, accompanied by a spirited "Kiss my ass"! We went on to take in the view atop Caveman's Erection and learned that its suspension is computer-driven. At Down-downs, it was suggested that Just Michael be named -- all suggestions are welcome so start thinking, wankers."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1072:

Hare: Boston Creamed

FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Just Michael
Latecomers: Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
Relievers: Capt. Caveman, Gonadfather
Dog Abuse: Boston Creamed, Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
No walkies: Puppy Love Machine
No shit: Just Michael (for not bending his knees during "If I had the eyes of an eagle...")

Directions to Run 1073:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct. 25th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Edith Wolfson Park - Tel Aviv Note: According to your Hare the meeting point is somewhere in the middle of the park (here). I'd go for the parking lot, but what do I know?

On-After: Nope.

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Magically Delicious @ 053-2805002

Other messages:

• New Hare Roster will be out next week so if you have any special requests, send'em now!
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#

Date

Hare

1074	01/11/2014	Fluffer
1075	08/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

(Hash Trash Run #1071,) Directions to Run #1072

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1071st Hash:

"There was a Hash"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1071:

Hare: Roadkill

All Else: DK

Directions to Run 1072:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct. 18th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Corner of King George and HaMalot St. Jerusalem (here).

On-After: Yes! @ Link Pub

Maps: From Caveman's erection Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653

Other messages:

• New Hare Roster will be out next week so if you have any special requests, send'em now!
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#	Date	Hare
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks
1075	08/11/2014	Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1070, Directions to Runs #1071

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1070th Hash:

A partisan Hash at the lovely Jordan River, I think some Hashers were there cause I saw the pictures...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1070:

Hare: Don't Know

FRB: Don't Know

DFL: Don't Know

Directions to Run 1071:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct 11th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! It's an Oktoberfest+Birthday Hash!!

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Roadkill @ 050-6899882

Other messages:

REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#	Date	Hare
1072	18/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks
1075	08/11/2014	Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com